>New girlfriend 8/10 finally leaves me alone in apartment while at school
>Time for some snooping /b/rothers
>be average penis size
>Jaw drop when find this in panty drawer
>wat do b?
>Stick it in your ass.
>Realize all dildos are made purposefully bigger.
>Realize she bought it before you.
>Keep it until she gets home.
>Let her suck you off.
>Have the best orgasm of your life.
>Stop being so insecure.
that picture is a picture of an average dick, but it's made of plastic and not attached to a 10/10 guy.
>confront her about it
>tell her you fell like you'll never be enough for her
>be really hurt
>make her feel like she did something wrong by having it
>get dat I'm sorry" pussy
>right when she feels like you've forgiven her smash her heart to pieces
>put on aviators
>spit on her dog
Op here, it's a bit more than an extra inch
Bbut the dog did nothing. He shouldn't deserve such treatment. Hold the dogs head in your hands and say "I'm so sorry for what you must go through" and walk out, the dog will be so confused.
Yeah, it's weird. The only dildo my girlfriend ever owned was this alien thing that vibrated and twirled and beaded and all that shit. She didn't buy it, her friends did for her 21st or something. And it just sits in the panty drawer gathering dust.
Dude she is your girlfriend. As long as you have no micropenis (and I see you haven't) it does not matter. Relax and don't start to get insecure, THAT would be ruining it. But never your dicksize.
i would just use it on her while fucking. who cares if its a huge fucking dildo. put it her in pussy and put your dick in there with it. or face fuck her while she fucks herself with it. or put it in her ass while you fuck her twat or vice versa.
So it turns out that your girlfriend likes dicks, what a surprise that must be.
Trips don't lie.
Also mfw when I saw that pic.
For real, this is the best advice. My husband knows I have sex toys. One is a bigger than he is. It isn't because I want a bigger dick, it is because I want a dick that I can control. Sometimes I like bigger, most of the time I like smaller. It is just a toy. It isn't like it compares to the real thing at the end of the day.
Usually women buy dildos in the siz e of cocktail they have taken. Like for when a BF is gone for a weekend or week, she can use it on herself. It's one thing for both of you to go together and buy one to spice up bedroom play, it's another for her to still have one from a previous relationship , especially if she didn't tell you about it.
Um take it and when she gets home fuck her and whip it out and supprise her and ask to fuck her in the ass while you smash her cunt with it or lick her out and fuck her with it while she gives you a blow job....
Just relax, if she didnt like you why would she be in a relationship with you? and im sure shell respect you more if you're up to play around with it as well
Woahhhh how do you even feel the walls of her vagina when you go in brah? If she's using that her pussy is bigger than the fucking bat cave
Are you sure that that is the average size OP? Complete the following equation just to be sure :
Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared
that dildo looks like a copy of your dick, same head and shit ..except heaps bigger of course ..that dildo is way over sized and does not necessarily indicate the size she likes but I'm not going to feed you bullshit, you have a below average dick size ..based off your hand