Rate my dick /b/
I'm 6 6 if that changes anything
Also dick rating thread
>Scaley glans despite being moistened in some sort of attempt to hide it
>shaft way thinner than head
>not 6.6 inches, maybe if you really push that ruler into the fat
>hair climbing visibly all the way up the dick
It's got average size so it could probably pleasure people, but as a spectacle in inspires slight disgust
As an enjoyer of cocks, I'll rate these on how much I'd want to suck/fuck these out of 10
eh, 6-7. Not bad, not great. It's there, and I'm sure I could have some fun with it.
I'd say a solid 6
You're smaller but you have girth, which is a plus. 6.
>Gimme more cocks, I'm starved.
Big, good trimming, small head (which isn't really a big deal either way, just something I noticed). 8
I have a thing for uncut dicks when the head sticks out just a bit, and you're a good length and thickness. Trim the pubes back a bit. 9
>I'm gonna get high, gimme more dicks. Also I'm rating to my opinion. I have a friend who can't handle bigger dicks, so their ratings would pretty much be reversed. It all depends on who's seeing the cock
Meant 6 foot 6 I'm a big dude in general
Here's another pic to rate
Femanon to the rescue!
Decent size, nice shape, circumcised - 7.5/10
I rated yours last night! Okay size, nice shape, weird texture - 4/10
meh size, nice shape, nice girth - 5/10
wrong again, anon - kill yourself/10
I also rated yours last night. Nice size, skinny at the bottom... still. - 6/10
sorry small dicks step aside for mushroom ice king mountain 2012
Can a 22 y/o Canadian get a rate? Femanon preffered, thanks :]
Quick note, I'm a big guy in general
Good lenght, good thickness, head throws me off. 7
smaller, but a good shape and size. Probably would be a good suck. 6.
>since you asked for a femanon i'll admit that I am one, so there you go.
5/10, some points for effort, but you're really pushing that fat back.
7/10, the head kind of throws me off but eh, ya got length
8/10, lengthy, not too skinny
Not the biggest, but you've got aesthetics on your side; you got a nice looking member. 7/10
I'm actually gonna drop my rating to a 5; the more I think about that head the more it weirds
me out, sorry.
Nice girth, good on the trimming (although maybe not so much off next time. When it's that short it's prickly.) The upward curve is great, hits the nice spots. 7
The holy grail. It depends on the person. For me, A 10/10 cock would be uncut, but not too much foreskin, thick, long but not huge, not too veiny, curves slightly up.
Sure, let's see another pic.
I agree with prickle.
I hate nothing more than prickly pubes, either on myself or on my partner. Will ruin everything.
But I don't know which I dislike more, bad BO or prickly pubes...
Fucking wot evs lol
Curves in a weird way. Might be good for doggy style since you have the length, but otherwise it may be uncomfortable. Trim your pubes, or at least get it off your actual dick. 6
Are you cut or uncut? I can't even tell, blurry ass pic. Nice thickness and just enough veins where it looks good but not weird. 6.5
I thought "ooo" in my mind, so that's a good sign. Uncut, nice head, a little too trimmed in the pubes, but better then being too long. Nice girth. 9, I'd be very pleased to see that.
Here is another picture just because it makes me horny to know people are looking at my dick
I take a 20 minute bath and let my skin soak before each shave. Use super-sensitive shaving cream as well. No burns or ingrown hairs anymore though, moisturize like a pro and I'm part middle eastern so that helps.
Interesting curve. Makes it hard to deep throat, but a great length to hit the gspot. slightly odd texture, but not at all a game-ender. Lots of girth, but not too much that it'll hurt. 7.5
Still need a trim. Tell me what you think
>seemingly on the shorter side
Sorry but I don't have one of me hard. Also the missus likes it hairy.
blast from the past.
I remember having those white lumps of smegma when I was younger and my foreskin was still stuck to my glans
would be 7+/10 if it wasnt fused but a 5/10 as is
Trim your pubes and it'd look bigger. Small head. 4.
Take a different picture, that angle is awful.
I'm female, and there was supposedly another one, but I think she left.
You've got Pearly penile papules, which can freak out some people, but it's a pretty common thing among uncut dicks. Nice thickness, cut your damn pubes down. 6.5
Oh if you're not hard in that pic then that's not so bad. If the missus likes it hairy, then that's all that matters haha
It takes time for your skin to get used to it. Soak your skin up and go slow and gentle. When you're done shaving put some moisturizer on the shaved area and freeball it for the night so it doesn't dry out. Moisturize every morning when you wake up and again before you go to sleep. Eventually you won't have to do it as often. My chick loves the smooth feeling though so its worth it B-)
Still need a trim. Tell me what you think
Trim the pubes. Curves a bit but not too badly. Average thickness, good length. it looks like there's a bulge right after the head. Kinda looks off but I have to wonder how that would feel. 6
Thins out at the bottom, which is unusual, but not that bad. Good length. Wish I could see the head a bit. 6.5
Nice thickness, nice looking head, nicely trimmed, nice length. 8.5
shitty photo is shitty,
Try another, more clear photo, please.
Nice curve, uncut, apparent girth and length. Also shaven
About the same as above, but cut, shaven, girth and length. Also 9/10.
By butthurt, do you mean realistic? These are all fine and would do well in any real world situation that started with human relations and ended with sex. Not that complicated.
thats a given for most things, but the concept of rating was made to compare things, and compared to other dicks, some dicks are more flawed.
Or would you rather they not judge singing competitions because "all of these people can convey words in song so it would be sufficient in a real world situation"?
Beach in swim trunks,
Just want to respond honestly:
Some of these dicks are bigger and some smaller.
Most of them should be rated 8 or higher without bogus categories like "veinyness."
If you want scientific, technical ratings of your cocks, you will need a professionally vetted panel to do so. Otherwise, facefuck your gf panelists in the normal fashion and...
Whatever. Sub maso freaks.
you're very ranty for someone who isn't mad.
anyway, you could have just mesmerised that as "You all have too high standards" or "I have lower standards"
and yeah, these ratings are all biased, but people come to this thread for that.
hell I think I remember one of the girls explaining her biases at one point so the guys can get an idea how to take her ratings.
that's pretty neat
How about mine
Take note : I turned auto focus on that's why my balls and thigh appear dark.
being uncut bumped it up to 8 haha that's nice looking
Pretty average looking. Nothing bad, nothing really stands out tho. I'd give it a 6
>professionally vetted panel
>to rate cocks
I can guarantee that my friend would disagree with all of my ratings. She doesn't like big dicks at all. It really depends on who's viewing it.
nice length, nice head. Looks like it'd be a fun ride. 8
The angle makes the head look huge. Not much really to say about it, fairly average looking. 6, 6.5
You've got that candy apple head that I don't see a lot. It's curved pretty high up, which feels great when the girl is on top, but everything else it's kinda awkward. 5
I like it. perfect size 9/10
that's crazy red yo, it's also thin and a bit small but the shaft's skin is lovely, if you could dered that head it could be 6.5/10 but for now 5/10
looks great but the discoloration band is a bit of a meh point, nice job on the pubes too 8.5/10
well i like that color, instead of that cold pink-o-purple color, and yeah there is nothing that i could do about my size unfortunately .-. but its better this that something smaller
Any protips on how to shave this bitch up nice? Issue is I've got the hairy stomach and chest, and the thighs as you can see. I don't like the line when I wear a swimsuit being visable
well since the thread is almost dead i might as well post me.
Since i've been a bit harsh today, be as nit-picky as you want
Sorry guys, got food. Here we go.
good thickness, size, looks uncut which is a plus for me, very nice all around. 8
Another nice one. Skin's pulled back a bit much, but overall very very nice. 8
Get that shit hard son and then I can rate
Very nice dick. Get that trimming figured out and it's be even better. 8
That angle makes the head look huge. Good trim job. 7
Big curve, just on the edge of too much, but it still works. I don't like hair on dick, it always comes off in my mouth during bj's. overall pretty good. 7
How are you so smooth good damn. Very nice thickness, dick looks pretty good, nice head. 8
Mushroom dick, my beloved. It's always a joy to see you.
You look juicy, which I like. A plus of uncut dicks. Nice curve, may not enjoy it doggy style but man that'd be great to ride. Pubes are a good length. 8
>A pretty nice buffet of good dicks /b/, I'm impressed
it took me way too long to figure out how you were positioned. Curves pretty harshly to the side, but a nice thickness and head. 6.5
Let your pubes grow out just a bit so it's not too prickly. Good thickness. Good length. smallish head, looks a little off but not a big deal really. 7
Damn. having a tiny, mutilated jewdick at 6 foot 6 is a real kick in the balls by life. It's like "here you go, have some superior basketball genetics..' then 'LOL JKS heee's the penis of a 13 year old jew, enjoy!'