Get me laid /b/
Look, I'm just gonna come out and say it. I'm in love with your boyfriend. And we made out last time we met up. I'm sorry, I know this is wrong. But I can't hide it anymore. I think about him fucking me every day.
I'm a man of my word. But seriously fuck you guys.
5 decides next
youre the same fag over and over again changing the theme of this SMS app.
OP is a faggot
Just the shitty HTC stock thing
I'm a faggot and i can't stop sucking dicks. That is the truth.
Because i'm a shy guy... but i need you in my life, i like you so much and i want you to be mine so let me take you on a date and see how it goes? and if all goes good we can go back to my place
its just that I thought I was. like I used to go out to bar and let random guys fuck me. and then I met you and after a gang bang with 5 other guys came on my face I realized I love you
I promise if you come over we will have a night you will never forget.
Your beautiful face in my hands as I feed you imitation mashed potato. I can't afford the real potato cause My mum cut my allowance but as long as we're in bed by 9, we can use the internet until 10! Oh, and could you suck my one eyed monster till he pukes pasta sauce.
The numbers. I need those numbers, OP.