>The matrix is real and you've been forced to live inside a game world/environment for the rest of your life
Which game do you pick and how do you spend your days?
>crime all day erry day
>respawn with no reprocussions when i die
>STDS dont exist. so fuck a lot of hookers
>run people over steal cars n shit
>all other people are flat drones with no personality so i eventually become so lonely i try to an hero but i just keep re spawning.
>spawn on a beautiful beach
>all the world is up for grabs
>travel and discover all sorts of places
>solitude and despair kick in
>mindless monsters hunt me all the time
>then a find someone like me, a wanderer
>carve out our own kingdom
>together we destroy the spawn of the dark
>hold off bandits after who are after our fortune
>finally a true friend
>then one day you're walking through the woods
>suddenly your partner stabs you in the back
>just to claim your loot
i genuinely dont know. cant really figure out how that would work. unless everyone got matrixed into the same server and then i guess it would be pretty much the same after a few years
Probaply Dark Souls universe.
I'm pretty sure I'll regret it later though...
any time or place within the fallout universe, including the games that have yet to come out.
spend my days tracking down the think tanks experiments and finding new technology and in my spare time creating new expirements such as robo deathclaw strike squads and giant death toaster rays with the think tanks and Dr. Mobius' help.
have a good time in the factories keeping slaves in line, then when im bored take a few raiders out into the capital and shoot up some small towns.
>tfw console peasent
>tfw no graphical mods
Final Fantasy 9.
>I'll save up enough cash for a reflect ring and then I'd slay Grand Dragons until I'm super freaking powerful.
>Princess Garnet is also secretly my long lost sister, so I have summoning powers too :3.Then I'll meet up with Zidane and help him get Princess Garnet to safety.
>We'll go on a huge adventure and I'll protect them from Lani, Black Waltz, and shiz.
>As we travel across Gaia I learn more about my past (being born in Madain Sari and being a summoner and all).
>Oo and when we meet Beatrix, she'll see how sexy I am and then fall in love with me.
>Epic battles will be had, and then when it comes to Kuja, I'll save him right at the end.
>Kuja will then start rebuilding everything to make up for what he did, and people will eventually forgive him.
>As for me, the super amazing hero, I go back to Madain Sari and begin to rebuild the place.
>I'm like totally freaking powerful and awesome, so I can bring back the ruins to what they once were.
>Then I bring my waifu, Beatrix, back to Maiden Sari with me and we have kids.
>They're part summoner and I teach them how to summon eidolons and shit.
Leisure suit Larry, fucking all the chick's. Pic related. I'll fuck her hard
I'm most familiar with Skyrim, but probably any of the Elder Scrolls series. With the occupation of mage guild scholar.
Any AU where magic both exists and is a thing studied and developed like technology is fascinating to me. And while the "magic" of RL technology tends to get mundane the further and further from the big picture concepts you get (inevitable if you want to actually accomplish anything), I always imagine that the drastic nature of being dropped into this world would be such that learning the fundamentals, advanced techniques, and applications of magic would never grow weary.
I want to be a crotchety old wizard who made one or two amazing breakthroughs in one small corner of the magical academia, and road that success into prestige and old age.
There are places that haven't been bombed and have preserved food, when food runs out find another place that hasn't been bombed. after that either head north to Boston and see what is going on up their, or head west and keep going till you reach Vegas.
Unless you expect yourself to be AM in this scenario (don't believe that's on the table, btw), the fuck is wrong with you? It's a world designed from the literal ground up to destroy you in every conceivable way: physically, mentally, morally, emotionally. At the whim of an entity with essentially unlimited power, including that to keep you immortal as subject to his twisted vengeance.
It's a great story, sure, but no worse option exists for this proposed scenario.
Phoenox Wright: Ace Attorney
Study like fuck for my legal exam and become attorney with awesome hair.
Either that or Pokémon, and use my useless knowledge of Pokémon lore, evolution and shit to become a Pokémon researcher.
>implying you would gain the abilities of the characters and not just live in a realistic representation of the game world you've chosen
I would love to live in Albion or Cyrodiil or one of the Northern Kingdoms but I just know that the ailments of pre-modern life would be too problematic for the lot of us.
If a more modern world world were chosen we would probably revert to just going online and visiting that world's version of 4chan.
If futuristic then I suppose we could easily find solutions to support and even pamper our shut-in, tfw no gf ways such as perhaps a robotic sex slave. We, of course, would have to be able to support ourselves economically in a world we are very unfamiliar with, at least in regards to its workforce.
You get to spend your time in a beautiful sunny 1950s golden era world, can own any gun you want, own a nice car and live the "American Dream".
I wish the game map was bigger though, really shits me that they cut 90% of the game and dumbed down the game map size for consoles.
Depending on the AU, some skills are inherently knowable that do not exist at all here. For that reason, they are immediately desirable and worthy of a great deal of effort to achieve, where native inhabitants might not/often do not have the same view.
If you knew tomorrow that magic existed and could be learned by anybody, would you not devote a sizable portion of your time to learning it? Or that intense physical strength led to the ability to fly?
Final Fantasy XV
i'd spend my father the King's money on wathever i want while i'm not on a roadtrip with my bros hunting beasts and exploring the world on my royal car.
Dark Souls -
hang with Sunbro all day erry day
Aight. Time to download Oblivion again. Never did finish it.. recommended mods? I need a "choose your own beginning" this time, fuck that dungeon..
Grand Theft Auto V. It's basically today in this world, but everything is a joke and making money is pretty easy. You steal a car, run over 50 people, and have a few thousand bucks almost automatically. When police respond, you just drive under a bridge and crouch behind your wheel well until they leave. Repeat for an in game week and you can go buy a house now. Of course it'd be easier to be killed too, everyone is more violent and reckless, not just you.
welcome to the club
Pokemon fire red, I would spend my time training my pokemon, earning badges and fucking misty senseless every day, all day.
Do...do you hate yourself?
It's not a challenge to overcome. It is the closest to Hell that any game has ever produced.
But if misery is your bag, then, yeah. Sure.
Go big or go home, right?
I would live in Azeroth and be a glorious Blood Elf warrior.
I may look like a faggot but I get to get high on mana crack and fuck hot Blood Elf bitches between tearing the Alliance a new arsehole in WSG and chilling in Thunderbluff.
B-but I love them all so much, especially Vivi (he's such a cutie). However, I do agree with the stealing of Black Waltz 3's airbike and then adopting Eiko. That'd be awesome cruising around with Eiko and the waifu. :3
THIS but only if it stays perpetual, as in the events of Oblivion and further don't happen. I don't want to move to Morrowind only to have exactly 6 years there before I get buttfucked by a horde of Daedra and then another 5 years before I mostly likely die from a PLANETOID crashing into my face.
If that shit will happen, I pick FF9. Or 8. Fuck, I can't choose.
Or just Monster Hunter. An eternity of fighting giant monsters and wooing waifus and being served by talking cats.
The Sims 3, because my gf and I made ourselves in it this summer and we had to break up against our will some days ago.
Remember that big rock floating above Vivec that was also used as a prison?
It's actually a big meteor cast by Sheogorath and held still in the air by the god Vivec. It finally fell some years after oblivion.
I can't believe no one has said it yet.
>Badass cars n shit
>Fuck the poe poe
Seriously guys. I Think I might go insane in elder scroll anything. Can't even get an upskirt.
Infinite moneyhack with the displaycase and make her jelly./b/ro, even hit up Bella Goth, you know what she like. you can do way better than any bitch who ditches you on a whim. This is the sims. The world is your fucking oyster.
ESO is set in the 2nd Era, before Tiber Septim/Talos even happened and unified the provinces. It's very much a prequel to even Arena..
like>>576137476 said. It resumed its velocity instantly. At that distance it would've taken probably less than half a second to pulverise Vivec City and the surrounding land.
It would've been horrific to witness, if you knew beforehand.
Well shit. Awesome, now I know that piece of lore. There's also the whole Red Mountain eruption that fucked up all of Vvardenfell and most of Morrowind, so I'm not quite sure I'd want to be a part of that.
Maybe. But is it for life or eternity?
That last might provide a means of escape, or at least to be like neo in your little word. Like hack from the inside.
No pic, no greentext? No read. Rules of the internet my friends.
all these people just posting games they like, not realizing the world would be a living hell
His entire reasoning for keeping the Ministry aloft was "Behold my grace! If you stop worshipping me, I'll let this fuck you up".
Vivec was pretty much the most massive dick TES had ever known. And he's omniscient.
I`m living in EVE online already. Earth is just game I play when bored.
>looking over dunwall city
>see the sunset over the waters
>the ripples in the water made by passing whaling ships
> the urge for rape kicks in
>rolling with super cool powers and super stealthy
>searching streets for hot women
>see 3 fancy lady's walking down the street
>hobo on the side
>initiate pause time
>get down and remove their clothes.
>finally shove each chicks hands into each others assholes
>thus creating the lesbian anal ring
>watch chicks panic and hobo sees this and starts jacking off
Protector of queen Emily and protector of dunwall.