I know most of what is going to happen in the remaining 2 books of ASOIAF. Ask me anything.
should I bother getting the next book?
the end is a faggot sitting there thinking "i just spent 3 years reading this gay ass crap and i though it was going to add something to my life and somehow, i feel emptier and more pathetic and i don't know why i bothered"
R+L=J is true.
Aegon is the son of Illyrio. Remember the woman she mentioned to Tyrion? She was a Blackfyre.
Aegon takes King's Landing. But Daenerys attacks the city with dragons, which ignites all the wildfire stored inside the city. King's Landing burns, along with Aegon and everyone else inside it.
Yes, he is the reanimated corpse of Gregor Clegane.
Rhaegal gets killed by a scorpion, Viserion gets poisoned, Drogon gets skinchanged into by Bran and kills himself.
He is who he appears to be, a friend of Illyrio. Bronn joins Daenerys, gets killed in the battle on the Trident. By Satin, if I recall correctly.
Based anon. While fully keeping in mind artisticworksoffictionandfalsehoodonlyafool, these answers are well-thought out and are either the result of some seriously spot-on speculation lacking from most major forums or are the real McCoy. This is Fappeningx1000
No. They pack their shit and leave to their own lands after the dragons are killed.
Catelyn dies. Bran becomes a part of the Old Gods; he stays where he is. The rest return to Winterfell, including Jon.
Arya kills Melisandre. She survives the series. Tyrion has Casterly Rock. Tysa is Sailor's Wife; she reunites with Tyrion. Otherwise Tyrion ends up mentally pretty fucked up.
Devan. Davos is the regent.
did the Others make the Wall? Do they bring it down? Do they have ice spiders/dragons?
Prev poster is right, if this is true, its fappening x 1000 and you are based God anon. Also -sorry- ur kind of a dick.
>Rhaegal gets killed by a scorpion, Viserion gets poisoned, Drogon gets skinchanged into by Bran and kills himself.
Yes, I remember reading that highly specific piece of information on the webz.
Get with it pls.
There have been theories for that, although the one I'm thinking of didn't kill him and led him to bond with tyrion before crossing the sea. Either way, not an original theory.
If you've never seen a theory about any of the dragons getting skinchanged (or even considered it on your own) you clearly haven't spent any time on the forum of ice and fire.
Is this your first day on 4chan little man?
>Using 'little man' as a slur instead of a phrase of veneration
Agree. This is b8.
I think that the Others are going to own everything...personal intuition, nothing more.
>I know most of what is going to happen in the remaining 2 books of ASOIAF. Ask me anything.
Can you tell me what happens in the first few books? I didn't read that shit, because I have a life.
I am back.
Oh, yes. Forgot about him, sorry. He is executed by the Valemen after they find out about the shit he has been pulling.
Stannis marries Shireen to Devan as a reward for Davos' service.
Daenerys sends Tyrion to subdue the West. Tyrion arrives Casterly Rock without knowing that Jaime is there, and gives the parapets a taste of dragonflame before asking the castle to surrender. Jaime is there, however, and called to the parapets after the guards see a dragon approaching. Jaime burns to death. Brienne survives the series.
Most of your theories are complete nonsense.
I have one though.
>mance rayder is rhaegar targaryen, and Jon Snow's father
Podrick returns to Tyrion's service again.
No, Theon is sent to the Night's Watch.
Stannis beheads Roose and burns Ramsay.
Captured and executed by the crown.
Coldhands is a random wight fixed by Bloodraven, no one special. He gets killed by Jon and friends.
The Greatjon breaks pretty much everything in his body and leaves him to death.
Howland tells Jon about all the shit that happened in the Tower of Joy.
No. The Others don't, Samwell does. They have the ice spiders, but no dragons.
Jaime chokes her to death with his golden hand.
That is the dumbest damn theory I have ever heard. I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul
Posting in epic homestead.
Going for broke here: Hot Pie? Mountain Clans? Tommen (he dead huh?) Sand Snakes? Doran? Sandor?
>Stannis beheads Roose and burns Ramsay.
I hope this isn't true (I actually don't think it is). I GRRM would take great pleasure in killing them. And a simple beheading and burning would be too easy. Although, that is the type of justice Stannis would give...
Brienne kills her.
Do people actually believe that?
I have no idea about what happens to Hot Pie. Mountain clans capture Shadrich after she kidnaps Sansa and tries to take her out of the Vale; upon learning that they have stumbled upon the Halfman's wife, they cut Shadrich's dick off and feed it to the goats, then escort Sansa on her way back to the Eyrie.
Tommen gets poisoned by Nymeria Sand.
I don't know much about the other Sand Snakes.
Doran dies of his illness.
Sandor gets killed by Gregor during the CLEGANEBOWL.
Held captive in the Lands of Always Winter.
Dead. It's likely that Coldhands is actually Benjen but in any case he's still dead. What we really want to know is what happened to him.
Let me explain what happened in Winterfell.
The Freys and the Manderlys were sent by Roose as the vanguard, since they were fighting eachother and were best sacrificed. During the battle, Manderlys defected to Stannis' side; after all, defecting to his side wouldn't be very possible if they actually fought against him. They annihilate the Freys.
Then, Manderly takes Lightbringer and the head of some random guy who looks like Stannis to Ramsay, claiming that he slew Stannis.
During the victory feast, however, Stannis silently approaches the castle. Manderlys open the gates, and Stannis' forces pour inside the castle. They slaughter everyone. Roose is beheaded because of his mild nature, but Ramsay refuses to yield and is sentenced to getting burned.
Marwyn gets killed by Daenerys after she finds out that he has tutored Mirri Maz Duur, but not before he poisons Viserion. The maesters simply want to eradicate magic.
How does Lightbringer come into existence?
This is interesting, can you go into more detail?
Euron, along with his ship, gets burned by Rhaegal and Jorah. Victarion holds a position in Meereen's political counsil, he accuses Hizdahr of treachery and wants to kill him(he actually just wants to widow Daenerys), Barristan defends Hizdahr in a trial by combat and kills Victarion but is also severely wounded in the leg. Moqorro becomes an advisor for Dany and converts him to R'hllor's religion. He flees back to Essos after Dany dies.
How does Jorah get back into Dany's good grace? Can't picture her crazy ass being pleased when Jorah and Tyrion show up.
Also what happens to Barristan Selmy, does he fuck shit up? Would love to see him take on Robert Strong
It does, but Moqorro rigs it so it doesn't do shit. He is just a Faceless Man, no one special. Arya is sent with a Faceless Man to assassinate Melisandre, the Faceless Man gets killed, so Arya assassinates Melisandre herself.
Stannis' sword is just glamoured to shine. Drogon is the actual Lightbringer.
I know Stannis' sword is just a piece of shit. Despite the fact that Stannis is based. But I don't believe Drogon is Lightbringer. A sword is a sword, I don't think it's a metaphor. It just doesn't seem very GRRM.
Daenerys realizes that she was acting like a retard, she just forgives Jorah. She accepts Tyrion's help since he heals a wounded Viserion.
Barristan leads the battle against the slavers. He wins. Surprisingly, he survives the series, and is the lord commander of Devan's kingsguard, but he is lame in one leg.
I answered that already.
>Azor Ahai pulls a burning sword off of his lover's heart.
>Daenerys places Drogon's egg on Drogo's chest while his funeral pyre burns.
Come on, man.
He dwells in the city. Daenerys wins the alliance of the Dothraki after those crones approve of her, then returns with a khalasar behind her.
WHAT HAPPENS TO MY WAIFU