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>>576447987 Anonymous studies show that 1/3 of european women and 1/4 of european men wipe less than 50% of the time.
We're everyone you depend on. We're the people who do your laundry and cook your food and serve your dinner. We make your bed. We guard you while you're asleep. We drive the ambulances. We direct your call. We are cooks and taxi drivers and we know everything about you. We process your insurance claims and credit card charges. We control every part of your life.
Yah ever since I tried a baby wipe at my girlfriends house once, which when I tried it , it was more of a perverted baby type fetish thing, but yeah since then I always buy baby wipes, way more cleaner then toilet paper, if I could afford it I would install one of those toilets that shoot water up my ass.
>>576448563 Europe is a fucked up place. Hell, you're letting sanddwellers ruin a thousand years of amazing culture because you lost your backbone. Now, I see that you don't even wipe your ass. Jesus fucking Christ on a bike.
>>576449773 i use one sheet and fold that in half. if it's still in-tact i fold it again and wipe a second time. if not then my second wipe is from a second square, again folded in half. two squares max.
Why do we still pretend that dry paper is enough to remove shit from skin?
Imagine that your friend comes over with his dog and he takes a shit on your hardwood floor. You laugh about it, take pictures, do some male bonding, the dog looks at him like "why did you shit on the floor?" etc. but eventually you tell him to clean it up. Now if he'd just drag a dry piece of paper across it, would that be acceptable? Of course not. You'd tell him to use some water and cleaning product... and skin is a lot more porous and absorbant than hardwood.
TL;DR if you don't use wet wipes, you're disgusting.
>>576451019 Made from trees but doesn't grow on it. Wiping is fucking wierd anyway. It's not like you eat off of your asshole, or ever have anything touch it other than your underwear. A lot of adults assholes have literally never seen the sun. So... why the fuck do we worry so much about having a little bit of shit around the edges?
This fucking world has become filled with cleanliness fanatics and extremists, but because it's become the norm, nobody even notices.
>>576451576 By the use of "porous" and your advocation of wet wipe, I am going to assume that you're some limousine liberal--either in NYC or Portland. Well, buddy, not everyone can afford wet wipes. Not to mention, not everyone wants the feeling of getting rimjob every time they take a dump. GTFO
>>576451808 Dude I'm probably more broke than you are, but wet wipes are like $2 a pack and you use them after regular toilet paper, so a pack lasts more than a month. Stop making excuses for your disgusting asshole.
>>576451663 Because shit stinks. People smell bad enough already, I don't want to have to worry about riding the escalator behind a person with an ass full of shit.
What the fuck is wrong with you? If you never leave your damn house you can do what you want But if you go out in public you make yourself presentable. And that includes not having a presentable and unfragrant ass.
>>576452635 This guy gets it. Goddamn /b/, some of you motherfuckers have never left a basement. I swear, what in the hell would you do if a female actually wanted to spend time with you? Wipe your fucking ass with toilet paper.
>>576452635 How often do you smell shit on someone? Probably never. The amount of shit left on your anal rim is actually quite minimal, and it tends to dry up within a few minutes and doesn't stink any more.
Does any other animal wipe? Nope. So why the fuck do humans. It's unnatural.
>>576452882 Okay, I have to say good call on trashing Clinton. I'm stuck a real crossroads here anon. I want to congratulate you on the tea party stance of not paying tax, plus trashing Clinton, but goddamn, you gotta wipe.
>>576453304 Trust me, go two weeks without wiping (the first to get used to it, the second to give it a real chance) and you'll never go back. It's a complete waste of time and money and isn't nearly as important to hygiene as people think.
It's the same with showering. People think you need to shower every single day, but it's actually unhealthy to. You should only shower every other day, or less if possible. This will probably also jimmy some peoples's russles, but fucking google it.
>>576454879 Dogs, Mice, Rabbits and pretty much any small mammal does.
Large animals like Horses, sheep, goats, cos. don't but they are all prone to flystrike. Which is Flies being attracted to the remaining feces where they lay eggs and the larva infest the host. Often times resulting in serious infection and death.
And with a little looking on your part you would find most primates also having anal grooming habits, such as leaves, dragging on grass or even just using their fingers.
>>576455954 >thing X is unnatural therefore we shouldn't do it >things Y and Z are also unnatural >but things Y and Z are convenient and useful >but we still shouldn't do thing X because its unnatural Saying something is unnatural is a fucking useless we've already agreed that there are unnatural things that are good. Besides that there is shit like cobra venom that is completely natural but not good for you.
Goddamn it. Look, you've got to wipe your asses, everyone.
Our only hope is that Jeb Bush gets elected in 2016. Then, hopefully, we can get mandatory wiping going on. Start up a squad of suede denim secret police. Have them come to your house and force you to wipe your ass like your mother did when you were 4.
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