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Someone the other day had the idea to use a razor wire noose, supergluing yourhands to your hsce after getting your head through, and jumping once the glue set to give the impression that you ripped your head off. Hope to see you on BestGore OP, I hope you find peace.
By the way, I once bought all the material to kill myself with helium and then I realized i were not capable of killing myself, there is too much to live for, I did a thread just like this in this past summer, ear the /b/ faggots, the ones that actualy help you...
>>576679929 that's not cancer you neckbeard faggot. some people actually care for the lives of anonymous people they'll never meet. go ahead and post shit about bait or some other faggot meme you think is clever then go back to worshipping mlp
>>576680405 I'm not even trying to be friends with this kid, i never even said anything about helping him, just tired of seeing faggots on the internet saying shit they wouldn't think of saying in person. Why does someone have to not have real life friends to care about others??
>>576681048 k, i'll bite. it's the internet, anyone can say whatever they want, who cares if its "entertainment" for some, it doesn't have to be that way for everyone. so what if some people use 4chan to anonymously have friends and talk to people. this kid is going through a tough time in his life and the last thing he needs are people telling him to do it or encouraging him. regardless of how vicious or badass you may think 4chan is it can be used however anyone wants. Also if any of you fags said this shit to the kid in real life you'd probably hate yourself for being such a faggot, or atleast i would hope so. of course there are the super fags who are oblivious to their faggotry
I was just thinking of making a thread like this myself. I just want it to be clean and accessible. I'll just deal with the pain I guess. jumping off building and hanging and shooting myself are all messy (you shit and piss yourself in a hanging. plus I have no where to hang myself.
I was thinking an overdose, but where would I get the money to od on? My tub is broken so I cant electrocute myself.
>>576682257 Starting a new life isn't going to prevent me from feeling pain. I'm not just in some bad situation i want to escape from like op. I'm the faggot that wakes up every morning crying and in chest pains and wishing I were dead. A new life won't fix that.
Mah nigga if you are going with a shotgun use a bb+4 round. Birdshot and 4 .38 caliber balls. That through the brain leaves plenty of holes. Also rig something up to pull the trigger so there isn't any bitching out. Helium looks like a fun ass way to go out too. Maybe mix some nitrous into the tubing too so you go out high as fuck.
Actually OP, after reading up on it, Helium sounds easiest. Nitrous is maybe more pleasurable, but it's much harder to get and way more expensive.
The 12 gauge to the head is super fucking effective, but if you are gonna do that, then please drive out to the desert and do it outside your vehicle someplace remote. That way, you'll surely die, and there won't be any gore in a car, apartment, or home. And you might feed some wildlife for a while before your corpse is found! Circle of life!
I'm not going to tell you now to kill yourself. That's your decision. Just, it's harder to die than you think. Your body doesn't want to die, even if you do. Murdering yourself takes some effort, so either Helium, nitrous, or shotgun.
There's no good way to do that. You're in for pain and in jury, not death.
If you want a good way to kill yourself, then you can't "make it look like an accident". That's UNLESS, you get super drunk and swim out into the ocean and drown yourself. That's the only even semi-reliable way.
>>576683989 >Swallow 50 paracetamol pills (better if you can get your hands on something with opiates). Both leathal and numbs pain. Paracetamol will be very painful indeed. His intestines will start bleeding.
Opiates will be pretty painless, if he can get hold of them. A lot of Xanax and alcohol would do the trick.
>>576682627 Made a lot of bad choices. Got hurt pretty badly emotionally. I'm pretty positive i'm crazy now. long story short. im 23, black, virgin, can't even grow a beard, not fat at least. but I get turned down by literally all females. I can't even really make friends. I'm just known as the REALLY nice guy. the only relationship i've ever had was dating a girl online for , almost 9 years. Then just before we meet up, she dumps me. Dead end job, my college education is proving useless so far. I'm about as worthless of a person as someone can be right now. there is no "it will get better" because it has been bad for 23 years of my life and she was my last reason to live since graduation, and now that she's gone whats the point? to my family I'm a bank, my grandfather is the only one I feel like cares about me just because i'm me. he refuses to take money from me even if he needs it. others cannot wait to take money, they get mad if i don't offer it. I don't smoke or drink or party. I can't dance, I'm a social anti-christ. I'm to old to have a qt3.14 gf with a cute tummy, and too young/immature to have a beautiful responsable girlfriend. What the hell would i even bring to the table as a boyfriend? I dont' have money, I'm fucking ugly, I don't have a car, I don't have any special talents other than sucking at video games, and pissing people off. and for the life of me I cannot get over my ex. no matter what I try no matter what I do, i cannot just fall out of love with her. The one person that didn't instantly friendzone me, is the one that friendzones me in the in, over another guy she met online. Why should I live? What reason is there? I won't find some love of my life, I get my ass swerved by fat ugly black chicks. All I do every day is work a dead end job, try to keep my self busy so i don't think about suicide then cry myself to sleep. What is there to live for? why am I alive right now?
>>576684176 Try up to 30 minutes. Google execution by hanging and read about cases that go wrong. Stupid way to kill yourself IMO.
If it wasn't for becoming a statistic though, gun aimed properly and of sufficient calibre seems like a viable option too, even if some argue not. If you ensure the bullet enters your brain and doesn't just blow your face off and you don't use something retarded like birdshot or a .22, probably do OK.
That said, would ripping the grey matter in the top be best or destroying the brain stem? I'm thinking brain stem myself, as if it's destroyed, then you will fucking die no matter what.
>>576684591 >All I do every day is work a dead end job, try to keep my self busy so i don't think about suicide then cry myself to sleep. What is there to live for? why am I alive right now?
since your asking, I'm a piece of shit kinda like you. Basically no reason to live for any logical reason. Things probably won't get much better, like you'll still be socially awkward and probably not get much attention from women, and still be shy and anxious.
So, why live? It's a choice, but, if you can find some way to contribute to society - it really helps give you some purpose. Donate your time to someone rather than cry. Shift the focus away from you. You're complete bullshit anyways. You've figured that out, now step 2 is either a) An Hero or b) go find something that gives you purpose.
>>576685247 Now that's a smart anon. Seriously OP, if you're gonna do it, don't plan for it. The fact that you're saying "I'll do it soon" shows you aren't, and you're looking for someone to tell you not to. Here's the facts, only YOU can fix your life. It's not /b/'s responsibility. If you're gonna kill yourself, fucking do it without crying about it. Otherwise, make a thread on how to fix your life. We see "How do I stop being beta" threads all the damn time. We'll post. but only YOU can do it, faggot.
You're scared/excited. Hands are shaking. You cant see your hands and how the gun is pointing. Sure, its quick if you aim right but if you dont you may survive and be a vegetable, giving your family all kinds of grief and hospital bills.
Yeah kill yourself, it won't affect anyone around you, people will go on with life like nothing happened. I'm sure it won't have traumatic scarring to the people who love you, besides you'll be dead and won't have to see the pain you put them through . win win
>>576678938 also if youre going to kill yourself why wait a week or two? if you really dont care go do it right fucking now. post your name and location, find the tallest building you can and plunge headfirst into pavement.
that way we here at /b/ will know you actually fucking did it and arent an attention whore
Kill some cops OP. They are mostly prices of shit who get erections from telling people what to do and making them suffer. If they are not guilty of a crime themselves, then they have cop friends who are guilty and they know about it. It's the only way to die a legend.
>>576686245 you'd have found one if you actually wanted to. Dude just go get help and stop being beta. Be fucking assertive and get some pussy instead of saying "Oh Noes, never some for me because it doesn't fall in my fucking lap"
you little nigger fagget, check this shit out>>576685973
if you are at least not fat, buy a cheap motorcycle and go south, i recommend Peru, just ride motherfucker and leave all the sorrows on the road, the worst case scenario is you get killed somewhere in Mexico, saving you the trouble of killing yourself, best case scenario you end up somewhere in Peru as the new nigger god in town and fuck all the cute 14 y/o bitches they toss at you, probably start an online journal with that adventure...
You two are at the lowest possible points in your life. From here on out, shit can only get better. Or just end.
One of you hasn't said what happened while the other measures his worth with materialistic shit. Go to a new country and work. Just fucking get a job as a laborer. Do something productive. Make friends with an orphan or two.
Easier said than done, but it'll make you feel independent, which is a powerful feeling.
>>576686558 I'm looking for one. Fuck you eat a dick, I'm not asking for your help, it would help me if you didn't try some half assed attempted at convincing me to not suicide. if you REALLY want to help. help me find a way to kill myself that i can afford do now and doesn't leave a mess for someone to clean up.
Fineyou whiney lil bitch, awfully Choosey for somebody who has nothing to live for *its free *no mess for you FAM to clean *fast *painless if you do it right *can be done wherever and when ever you choose * be done outside with nature JUMP IN FRONT OF A TRAIN! NOW GTFO OFF THIS THREAD AND DOOOO IT
>>576687097 Believe it or not there is some weird ass girl out there for you. She probably wants to kill herself too. So just find her and at least you can die together. But it's way more fun to run up a high credit card bill, steal, and go on a party trip around the world. Commit fraud and then love it up. Foreign girls will love you. You will get tons of pussy experience new things. Love is overrated anyways. No one loves someone else more than themselves. It's fake as shit so have a good time and of someone else kills you then you got what you wanted in the first place.
nigger money is the last of your concerns, just use plastic as fuck and dissapear in the fucking amazon, all you faggots just have a stale life and fear of your own limitations, when was the last time you went on an adventure? tell you what if you want to die there are some very tall buildings in santiago, the capital of chile, ride all the way there and if all the shit youve seen hasnt changed you, then jump over there, i told you, the worst case scenario is you get killed by drug dealers in mexico, once past that shithole is exotic landscapes and hot bitches, youve got nothing to lose, so why bother, if money is whats holding you back then you are a bigger fagget than i thought
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