Onyxdime here; and tonight we’re playing the Respect game at Bogwarts School of Bitchcraft and Jizzardry.
It’s a new set of rules, so take a 30 seconds to read over them.
1.) Anons will play as a girl in a attending Bogwarts.
2.) There is no specific goal except for what you make of it. You will attend classes, socialise, and discover quests to go on if you want to.
3.) If you are well respected you will be treated better, gain stronger allies, and generally be safer. However, if you do not command respect, you may find yourself catcalled, groped, molested, and even worse in the castle’s corridors.
4.) Anons will vote on what action they want the character to take. The action with the most votes wins.
5.) Sometimes you will have to roll for various tests. e.g. a strength or intelligence test. You must roll EQUAL TO OR BELOW what OP states. Rolling between 0 and 15 counts as an epic win. Rolling 85-100 counts as an epic fail and will have extra negative modifiers applied to it.
6.) No scat/guro. The character’s age will never be specified, nor will the age range of students at Bogwarts. It could very easily be an institution for adults, much like a university. Or it may not be if the reader doesn’t want it to be that. All characters are whatever reasonable age readers want them to be.
The whistle shrieked loudly over the steam engine’s chugging. You tucked your overfilled suitcase into a narrow metal rack, watching as a magical spell shrunk it down to a more manageable size, enabling it to fit. Excitedly you began walking down the aisle looking for a free seat in one of the cabins.
You can’t believe the day had finally arrived when you will be going to Bogwarts School of Bitchcraft and Jizzardry. It was one of the most renowned magical schools in the world. Unfortunately cuts in the budget meant your invitation to the school arrived far later than it should have and you never got a chance to buy your robes or books for this term. Hopefully someone would be able to assist you when you arrive. As you walk along you hear a faint jingling from your pocket - 46 gold pieces. Enough to buy the basics for your school year. You heard there were jobs at Bogwarts. Maybe you could earn some more money that way if you needed it.
You would probably describe yourself as:
A.) A Noble Protector - Unlike the other families on this train you come from noble blood. Technically you are 43rd in line to the British Throne. You have been trained from birth to be confident, to stand up for the weak, and to be a leader.
B.) A Quick-witted Genius - You’ve gotten by using your brains. You mightn’t be as rich, or as popular as any of the other girls, but you’ve got it where it counts. Exams and learning new things came easily to you.
C.) The Prom Queen - Popularity, beauty, and fashion are what matters most. You almost never make a social faux pas, and friends flock to you easily.
D.) Daddy’s Girl - Your dad is a very successful (if somewhat unethical) businessman. Over the years you have learnt how to play men to get what you want, as well as dabbling briefly in dark magic with your papa.
Let's get a 60% spaghetti test
Yeah, I'm typing up the next bit. Almost done, just need a test rolled to see where things go.
You’ve always been a studious girl. Top of the class since you began school. Now that you were moving on in the world you hoped you would be just as accomplished at magic as you were at algebra.
Strutting along the corridor you eventually notice an empty seat in a side carriage.
“Excuse me,” you interrupt, sliding the door open, “is that seat free?”
“Aye!” retorts a ginger guy, beckoning you inside, “Mah name is Ronny, please to meet yeh.”
“Hermione,” you reply with a smile, “and you are?”
A scruffy guy with a mop of black hair swivels around in his seat, “Trotter, Gary Trotter. Nice to meet you!”
You hadn’t heard of Gary Trotter before. Nobody had. He wasn’t famous.
(Rolling spaghetti test 60%... 79% rolled. Fail)
“So, are you all heading to Bogwarts then?”
“Aye,” the ginger guy replies, opening up a packet of crisps, “This train only goes to Bogwarts… You do know that right?”
Gary turns around to face Ronny, “She ain’t smart, but she’s got a quare pair of tits.”
The two of them start laughing, making you blush.
A.) Ignore it and move on with the conversation.
B.) Challenge them and assert your authority!
You are viewed as: Cute
Sorry, 4Chan kept saying my post was spam.
I had to delete and rewrite bits. Not sure why.>>577043903
Let's get a 50% spaghetti test to get some control of the situation.
“HEY!” you yell at Gary for insulting you.
He looks slightly taken aback, glancing to Ronny for support.
(Rolling 50% spaghetti test… 18% rolled. Pass!)
“Now, calm your tits, love,” Ronny began, raising his hands in an exasperated manner.
“No, you calm your fuckin’ ginger scalp,” you retort, “If you ever make a comment about my boobs again I’ll take your wand and shove it up your ass. Do I make myself clear?”
“Yes!” the two guys quickly agree, coughing nervously. The rest of the journey is awkward, but you think you’ve gained their respect at least!
The rest of the journey flies by as you roll through the English countryside.
“FINAL STOP! BOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND JIZZARDRY!” roars a guttural Scottish accent over the intercom.
You stand up, waving goodbye to your new friends before grabbing your suitcases and disembarking. The castle is surprisingly close, with only a couple of hundred meters of grassy hills separating it from the station.
“ALL FIRST YEARS, FORM AN ORDERLY QUEUE AROUND THE FLAME AND MARCH TO THE FRONT GATES!”
A vibrant orange flame shot up into the sky, hovering about twenty feet over the ground and began gliding to the school. The students began following it, eagerly trailing their cases as they went. The sun was setting in the evening sky, it was 4:30pm and you were starting to get hungry.
When you arrived at the main doors they opened to reveal a grand entrance hall with strange stairways flowing up and down in all directions.
A tall seductive women glided through the crowds, approaching you.
Her pink-stained lips quickly opened, speaking slowly and crisply, “You must be Miss Hermione Manger.”
“Yes, I just arriv-”
“I am Professor Dr. Migglebigs, Deputy Principal for New Admissions. Welcome to Bogwarts. Unfortunately, regular clothing is forbidden and you will be expected to wear magical robes at all times. Please follow me to the broom closet. I can provide you with some hand-me-downs from the lost and found until we can take you shopping.”
“There will be a trip on Friday morning to the Magical Quarter of Edinburgh, new students can pick up their supplies then.”
She opens the door to the broom closet and steps inside, bidding you follow her with a curl of her fingers.
A.) Follow Professor Dr. Migglebigs into the broom closet.
B.) No way, a professor shouldn’t ask a student that.
You are viewed as: Firm, but fair.
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You cautiously follow her into the broom closet to collect the second hand stuff. She wheels out a rusty iron cauldron filled with second hand robes, a wooden wand, and some basic ingredients.
“You’ll need to borrow your books from other students this week, but we’ll get you sorted on Friday.”
“Thank you, Miss Migglebigs.”
“Professor Dr. Migglebigs,” she corrects you, “And you’ll need this for Quibbach practice.”
She hands you a battered knobbly broomstick that looks a hundred years old.
“Now, you better get yourself into the Grand Hall, the sorting process is about to begin!”
You rush into the hall, throwing on a robe over your purple jumper and taking a seat on a bench. At the front of the room students are being called up one at a time and assigned a house.
“GARY TROTTER!” an elderly teacher bellows down the room in a thunderous voice.
A smug Gary wanders up to the front and is quickly examined by a committee who proceed to interview him. After a couple of tense moments they boldly announce, “GRUFFINGBEAST!”
He cheers and goes to sit with a group of people in red trimmed robes. Ronny heads up next, being put into Pufflehuff. You watch for half an hour as students are distributed across the houses; some of the more evil looking ones being sent to Slither-in.
Finally, your name is called and you nervously walk to the front of the room.
“Good evening Miss Manger,”
“We have already decided for you.”
“Indeed, we think you would be suited to Ravenbaww. Famous for their intelligence, they are! What do you think?”
“On the other hand, Professor Haggard thinks you would be better suited to Gruffingbeast. They are known for their bravery and leadership”
A.) Yes! That sounds great.
B.) Gruffingbeast sounds better.
You are viewed as: Firm, but fair.
“Yes, I’ll gladly take Ravenbaww.”
“Great!” replies a balding professor in a tall blue hat, “Abra babooshka!”
Your robes flash and are suddenly trimmed with green edges. You excitedly head over to meet your new housemates who greet you with open arms. The ceremony soon ends though and you are taken to your new dorm rooms on the third floor of the castle.
“Hi Hermione, I’m Percy, the House Prefect. I thought you’d like to know a few advantages of being in Ravenbaww.”
“Hey Percy, sure!”
“First of all, we get priority access to the private library collections. If you need something from a restricted area we have connections with the librarian. Secondly, you’ll be amongst the most intelligent at Bogwarts, so you’ll undoubtedly find it easier to learn in your classes. Thirdly, our dorms have a fucking tower. Great views at night time.”
(You are now a part of Ravenbaww. You get bonuses to learning new spells and passing tests. Your dorm is a wizarding tower with observatory near the library.)
“Thanks Percy,” you say, pushing your cauldron up the stairs and into your room.
It takes you an hour to unpack everything, but you’re soon ready and dressed up in your full uniform. A letter lying on your bed announces your agenda. You can choose to attend one of three classes today.
C.) Defence Against Dark Stuff
You are viewed as: Firm, but fair.
Sorry, I'm out of good pics of Hermione. Most of the art is shit, as evidenced by the best pic I could find of her after those other ones.
We're going into Charms class!
bumping with Hermione
Also, golden opportunity for the name Whoremione missed
“Good evening witches and wizards,” screeches a tall professor with an unusually high-pitched voice, “I am Dr. Flittikins, and I will teach you how to charm, how to levitate, and how to manipulate the ordinary into extraordinary.”
He makes a book on the other side of the room explode into a display of fireworks before reassembling itself on his lectern. Wows and sounds of awe fill the classroom. The brown haired girl beside you begins clapping in excitement.
“Today we are going to attempt a simple levitation spell to lift up objects. Let’s begin! I want you to try and levitate the coins in front of you. Remember to do a swishy-flick with your wand. Just sort of wiggle it about and imagine that the coins are floating.”
(Rolling spell learnt test… epic win!)
“Swishy-flick…” you quietly whisper, pointing it at the coins.
They start floating up from the desk in a brilliant pattern.
“OH MY GOODNESS! That is perfect, Miss Manger! 10 points to Ravenbaww!”
The class cheers and you have now learnt swishy-flick.
Suddenly you feel your skirt rising up. You try to hold it down, but it’s pulling up strongly.
On the other side of the room a blonde haired boy is waving his wand at you menacingly.
“Oh well done, Mr. Muffloy! Try to aim for the coins next time, but you’re doing a great swishy-flick spell!”
“HEY STOP THAT!” you yell, trying to make Muffloy let your skirt go.
(Rolling magic test… fail!)
You aren’t able to break the spell yet.
A.) Ask the teacher to stop him before he lifts your skirt up completely.
B.) Use your own spell to make Muffloy levitate.
C.) Throw a book at him.
You are viewed as: Firm, but fair.
Girls und Panzer.
Actually good fucking anime, probably one of the few I like.
It's about highschool girls fighting in tanks for sport.
I am ballydick, ruler of cocks! and my first act as student is to cut dumbledors dick off and mix it with a shit ton of random potions, then chug that motherfucker like a goddamn maniac
After that, scream "rape" and enjoy your monies.
what do i do?
what an unusual view
The spell is making you stand out of your seat now as your skirt reaches the base of your ass, revealing the top of your thighs.
“Stop that you little shit!” you yell at Muffloy,
“Nobody swears in my fucking class, Hermione!” the teacher roars, before congratulating Muffloy again on his excellent use of levitation.
You raise your own wand and attempt to lift him off the ground. Maybe he’ll think twice when you drop him from the ceiling.
(Rolling swishy-flick test 60%... 98% rolled. Worse possible fail.)
“Swishy-flick!” you yell, waving your wand around frantically
Unfortunately your spell misses. Badly.
You accidently hit your own jumper, sending it flying up into your face and obscuring your vision. You feel the cool air of the classroom blowing over your naked belly. The whole class can see you in your bra now. To make matters worse you feel your skirt pull up to its limit, revealing your white panties too.
“Hey teacher, what happens if I do the opposite? Flicky swish!”
Your panties are suddenly tugged down to around your ankles, revealing your pussy to the whole class.
“Nooooo!” you squeal.
“Ok, I think that’s quite enough Muffloy, let Whoremione go.”
“Yes, that’s what I said, dear.”
Your skirt falls back down again and you fix your clothing. By the time you are done the class has left. No one waited for you. You have one more class today then it is free time to join a club or society.
A.) Go to Curses and Hexes
B.) Go to Conjurations
C.) Go to Wizarding Economics
You are viewed as: Cute
Student skirt (Pulled up to ass)
Where's the "press charges against Mullfoy" option?
B you wonderful bastard
A narrowly wins!
Let's get an 80% spaghetti test.
Let's get a 30% new spell learnt test!
Well, at least we passed the spaghetti test.
Oh gosh I'm really insulted better leave the thread an not stay here just to fuck with you.
Okay bye totally leaving the thread anon.
As you stepped outside the classroom a group of Slither-in boys raised two fingers to their mouths in a ‘V’ shape and began sticking their tongue through them.
“Hope you sleep well tonight, Whoremione,” one of them jokes. Muffloy gives him a high-five and you hurry on.
You soon arrive at the Curses and Hexes classroom.
“Welcome students, my name is Quincey. Bob Quincey. But you can call me Bob,” he looks over at you and smiles, “I’m g-gonna need a g-girl to assist me while I teach the first, and most basic, hex. How about you? What’s your name?”
(Rolling spaghetti test 80%... pass)
“Will you be my g-gracious assistant, Hermione?”
“No. I’d rather not.”
“Oh… ok. How about? You? What’s your name?” he points to another girl who uncomfortably accepts.
“Come up here Rachel, we’re g-going to demonstrate a basic hex.”
“W-what do you want me t-to do?” she asks timidly, standing in the middle of the room.
“This is the first hex you will learn. TICKLEOMERO!” he screams, sending a bolt of blue lightning into the timid girl.
She collapses on the floor laughing, frantically rubbing her body trying to stop an invisible force from tickling her.
“HAHAHA P-please! HAHA S-STOP STOP! HAHAAHAH!”
She’s barely able to breathe and completely immobilised, but the teacher continues the lesson.
“You are all going to attempt to hex Rachel here. I will remove hexes as you cast them. G-go!”
(Rolling spell learn test… fail.)
Unfortunately you just can’t get it. You try several times, but the magic just doesn’t work.
The class lines up and begins attempting to hex Rachel. Only about three people succeed though. By the end of the class Rachel is a mess, completely exhausted from the tickling.
As the class trickles out you notice Rachel looking highly embarrassed. She looks like she’s heading for the library.
A.) Talk to Rachel and go with her to the library.
B.) Leave her, go and explore the castle’s corridors!
C.) Let’s check out the potions club!
You are viewed as: Cute
Aw dang it, forgot the pic.
Not that it's relevant or important or anything, I just wan to post pictures.
A, ally plus possible sexy time
Id yell in the most deep dramatic and serious voice possible "Oh god why! those bastards! there fuck filled tickles bring the end to this innocent girl!. why!!!!! why must you allow such tickle time! you heartless bastard!"
Sexytime is always good. So are allies.
“Hey Rachel,” you introduce yourself.
The blonde girl looks up at you shyly.
“I’m Hermione… Sorry about what happened during class. I got screwed over in Charms earlier today.”
“Oh…” she replies, taking comfort in the fact she isn’t alone.
“Are you heading to the library now? Mind if I come? I don’t think I quite got that.”
“I didn’t really get a chance to practice either.”
You look down at her robes - Pufflehuff blue.
“How is Pufflehuff treating you?”
“It’s great!” she sparks up, “Everyone is so friendly and nice. And we’ve got a party room! What about Ravenbaww?”
“It seems ok, they’re fairly quiet.”
The two of you enter the library and begin studying together. (Friendship has increased with Rachel! Also,the next class you attempt to learn a spell in will have a 15% bonus to learning it)
It is soon night time and the moon is shining through the library windows.
“I’m gonna go now, night Hermione.”
“Night, Rachel, nice meeting you.”
A.) Go back to your dorm and sleep
B.) Go exploring the corridors.
C.) Stay and study a bit more...
You are viewed as: Cute
It's adventure tiem.