Im scared. I'm alone in my home. I was baking for my friends birthday party tomorrow, and I heard a woman speak from downstairs. I checked everywhere in my house. It's empty. My alarm has been on all day. I haven't left. So I holed up in my bedroom with my gun. I heard something fall in my laundry room. Just a moment ago, I heard a weird metallic sounding voice from my kitchen. Twice. I can't understand it. My phone is at 17%. Please someone talk to me. Just for a moment. I'm scared. I'm really scared.
nigga, calm the fuck down, there is no such a thing as ghosts. Either somebody broke into your flat or it's a sound made by something inside your flat. Heating? Air conditioning? A fridge? A washing machine? Think.
Turn on lights investigate, call cops if you believe necessary.
If intruder have them surrender or challenge you and shoot.
If ghost or some other ethereal entity, ignore.
If ayy lmao, just shoot.
Its ok buddy, just grab the gun in the closet of your dad and if something enter in the house, shoot.
I'm hoping its that. But I'm not doing laundry. The original noise came from the lowest level of the house. The second noises came from the second level. The current noises are lower. I think. I'm on third level crying like a bitch.
Scream with all your might and rush with your gun against this enemy of the Soviet union
Got me in tears
So you live in a house? Well, that's normal to hear weird shit in houses, are you sure the noise comes from the inside of the house, not the outside? What's the weather? What's on the lowest level (what machines or w/e)?
The lowest level is basement. There are a couple of totes. I have no clue what the sound is that's going on now. Like a rolling/scraping. There's a voice on and off. Soft spoken woman. Can't understand.
Also, totes? Wtf? I googled it and gif related was a result. Maybe you're hunted be an angry transvestite, trying to complete his outfit
They'll think I'm crazier than I do. At the first noise, I literally searched the entire house. Top to bottom then back again. Nothing out of place. It's fucking freaky. When I say the voice came from an empty room, I mean it came from a room that literally has nothing in it. The door was open. I just painted it so everything was cleared out.
Burn down the house.
It's the only way to be sure.
If you're legitimately afraid of paranormal things, ask yourself one thing: why the fuck would a ghost care about you. Of all the people in the world, why try to harm you? You are utterly insignificant and no one cares enough to haunt you.
Ok, time to get high buddy.
When your high, fuck this shit man.
A fuddy5 couldn't kill it any way.
You have a fucking .45 I have a .22 Saturday night special revolver with 6 fucking shots and I live in a terrible nigger neighborhood known for murder. Fucking go and shoot some shit up
Something like this happened to me once, a little different. In the living room with my friend, bullshitting. Only two in the house. Woman's voice, soft-spoken, sounds like it's coming from the middle of the room, like two feet away from us, says my name. We both hear it, look at eachother like WTF was that?
Never happened again.
>hey dude its OP
>can you come over to my house?
>irs just that ive been hearin some weird noises and im really afraid
>and bring that huge dick so you can fill me with cum, because im a pussy
Maybe it just wants a friend. It could've followed you from Columbus because it likes you soooo much.
Would you friendzone Casper?
"Man found dead in Columbus with strange claw marks at his neck and chest. No signs of break in but there were signs of of struggle. Several shots were fired into his kitchen wall. At that point the neighbors phoned the police, scares of an intruder. More on this story... at 11."
>heard something fall in the laundry room
check the laundry room. if something is knocked over then you may not be alone. it might be a human or a critter or something
if nothing is knocked over you are hearing things. although certain ages are more common, schizophrenia can set in at any time in life.
Well OP got rekt by some ghost. Maybe we will see it on da local news in Colombus, Ohio.
Around ghosts, YOU STRIKE FIRST.
RIP in piece OP
Died fapping to a ghost
RIP anon. May you go to Valhalla for your heroic and violent death against the geist.
Who knows, she might have not even been able to fire due to surprise buttsecks from ghost.
Holy shit, you're not dead.
Look on the brightside, you'll have a story for spoopy threads and your kids now
You never know. Coms went dead for a bit there. There could've be a female out there that got into an epic firefight with a ghost or something and lost but still died with some honor.
About to God of war it. The sound came from the bedroom I was first barricaded in. I am a pussy, but I'm going to try to man up. Leaving phone on charge, going to make a round. With gun. If nothing turns up, I will cry myself to sleep knowing this goddamned house is possessed.
Really OP, just come the fuck on already.
You are a ghost driving a meat covered skeleton made from stardust.
Why are you scared of a ghost with less.
OP, even if, why haven't you called the police yet?
Oh my, OP might shoot an poor black man that is the true victim
That's right OWN this shit. You go and rape the everliving shit out of whatever the hell it is.
You're a mother-fucking freight train. Lay waste to all in sight. They wanna act like a bitch, they gonna die like a bitch.
I don't think op is from the USA since counted the basement as the first floor. Put on some classical music and see if the noises stop.
Also what makes you think you pissed something off in the house?
There's nothing. Not a damn thing. My alarm is still on and active. Every light is on. Every room checked. Nothing out of place. There is a tv in my entertainment room that was on. But I haven't watched tv at all today. I'm pretty sure I fucked up and pissed something off. A door just closed upstairs. Fuck. Back in my saferoom.
God damn OP. You got trolled by a damn ghost.
I'm pretty sure I did. Idk what the fuck is going on but something is happening. My motion detector in the living room activated. It sends a 30sec clip to my phone. There's not a fucking thing there. The noises haven't stopped. But they haven't increased. It's that same weird fucking metallic warbling. It's like centralized in the kitchen.
you're a white woman, correct?
>"i think there's an intruder in my house, it was dark but he's making noises. yeah, i think his skin's dark too. please hurry!"
>"oh i was mistaken, thanks for looking for me"
>shove tits in their face, doesn't matter if male or female cop, female cops are dykes
Op i got some advice if you belive in god recite the lords prayer and i dont mean cry through it like a bitch i mean yell use your balls pour your soul into that prayer and order and i mean ORDER what evers in your house to leave because your house is a house of god and nothing evil can dwell there but if you dont belive in god burn some sage or someshit and make a salt ring
Congratulations, your abode is probably haunted.
It's making noises and shit to get your attention.
It feeds off of attention and fear like a vampire.
The more you give it, the more it does it, the more that will join in on the fun.
Starve it. Nobody has ever been killed by a ghost.
nice toys in the background, those yours???
Jesus fucking christ, I'd be looking at new houses at this point.
get one of these boards and see if it helps
youll have better luck than using a shitty /b/ rate one
Seriously though OP, if you can make it to the kitchen grab some salt and make a line in front of the door when you get back to your saferoom.
Actually, hole up in a different room. She'll be waiting in there once you open the door.
Supposedly someone got a pretty nasty sliced neck from one at an old prison up north of me.
Place is a backpackers now and bitch was staying in the room of one of the last dudes to get the death penalty in this country on his death anniversary. Rooms locked now
Bro you're probably schizophrenic. Happens to my mom when she's having an episode. Also you generally get this in your 20's, soooo leave the house and see if this happens out in the rest of the world too
go for a jog outside, fresh air & exercise. maybe holster the peace
op... save yourself the trouble of getting assraped by a ghost... and kill yourself
>mfw noise-cancelling headphones
>mfw OP goes to meet cops with gun in hand, get shot, becomes ghost sexing up lady ghost and is now on to haunting new tenant...who is on /b/...
bitching about the moaning and wailing of ghosties in his new very fucking cheap house.
It's 32 outside. I'm on my front porch watching two cops go through the house. I showed them the clip on my phone. I only have the one detector by the door. I hope they hear the same shit I did. I was told to stand out here until they are done. No fucking charger and my phone is only at 3%. And my neighbors are coming out. Fanfuckingtastic.
>tfw the police never actually made it and the witch ghost knocked on the door herself to trick OP and OP came out and got fucking mauled.
>OP's face when the cop's corpses are thrown out the windows
I'm checking into the nuthouse tomorrow. There's nothing. They didn't see/hear anything. No loose doors, no rattling windows.
Neighbors said they've been here since 1968. Previous owners were evicted in 2002. Empty since. Previous owner killed his dog and there was a crib death a few months before foreclosure. I've come to terms with the fact that I am apparently out of my gourd. I am going to pour a stiff drink, put on Kung fu hustle and if whatever is in the house wants me, it can come get me.
Do you realize that each time their is paranormal activities, electric device such as cellphone get its battery drained?
alot of paranormal experts agree that renovation work in haunted places can stir up activity
if a house is vacant that long, there's usually a reason. in your case, it's casper the douchebag ghost.
if you want to get rid of the dickbag ghost, all you have to do is chant this and believe in it.
>Spirit I feel you, there is door, now I banish you, you shall not be here no more.
straight from spellofmagic.com. try it and see what happens. if it doesn't work, then all you need to do, is bury on the 4 corners of your property a little baggy of salt, a penny, and red bell pepper.
just don't let the jews see it, or they may dig it up and steal the pennies.
>you shall not be here no more
This only works for nigger ghosts