name a better super power than telekinesis /b/
>protip: you can't
>i can fly
>i can float
>i can create force fields around myself and anything else i so desire
> and can topple over, lift and throw entire buildings
>i can stop your heart
>i can suck the air out of your lungs and laugh as the vacuum makes them collapse in ward
>i can rip your small intestine out through your anus, and turn you inside out
>i could crush you into a tiny little meat cube
> i could change the pressures inside your ears and eyes, making all your sensory nerve centers explode
>could redirect, and change the flow of clouds and wind, to create hurricanes and tornadoes across the world
>i don't need to stop bullets, i will stop every hammer in any gun pointed at me from engaging the charge on a bullet
>i can stimulate my own nerve system to respond and control faster
>i can force you or anyone you know to do whatever i ask
>i can slow to down the vibration of molecules to turn gases to solids
>or i can speed it up and turn solids into gases.
>did you know plastics and rubbers when turned into gas by burning becomes completely poisonous? i could kill off entire cities with a poison cloud by burning rubber tires off every car i see
> i can create my own floating landmass to live on, with my own weather that changes at my will.
>hell i could warp the light spectrum around me to become completely invisible. or perhaps make you invisible to drive you insane.
>i can vibrate the air wherever i so choose to imitate my own vocal powers. i can speak to an entire city at once, or i can whisper into your ear, and ill never need to open my mouth
>no one will ever speak against me, i can disrupt the sound waves as they emerge from their mouth making them completely silent. no matter how loud they yell.
>i can create my own air bubble so that i can fly through space.
like i said /b/. name a power better.
ill sedate you by spking your food /drink and then drown you.
how would telekinesis fare with a concrete slab on your feet a la mafia, you cant fly away or propell yourself because water cant displace water for motion.
Franklin Richards yo.
Your version of telekinesis includes sub-molecular bullshit.
A better super power is Bink's power from A Spell For Chameleon. He is invulnerable to magic, danger, and death - basically the entire source of magic wants him to live so it manipulates every living thing to ensure he winds up okay. It's like having Ultimate Plot Armor.
He cannot be killed or even put into danger. He will live a long, awesome life and his kids will inherit powerful magic.
im not into it anon
>lift myself and concrete anyways (I'm lifting my own body, not propelling myself with air, or water or whatever
nigger try harder
The ability to stop time and all things around you instantly and for as long as you want. You can still interact with people and objects while time is frozen. You do not age while time is frozen.
>Take anything you want (Money, food)
>Do anything you want (Rape but they'll never have the emotional trauma, steal)
>Never waste time sleeping or doing work
No fucking brainer.
I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how much more awesome my super powers are than faggy telekinesis.
98% of the things you listed have no application in real life scenarios and are impractical in every sense of the word
>create hurricanes and tornadoes across the world
The majority of the things you listed are just different ways to kill someone, you edgy piece of shit.
>>577277468 is the only correct answer.
>not stopping time and sniffing a girls asshole
>not stopping time and then cumming on a girl
also, biology fag here
how tje fuck would telekinesis help you speed up your nervous system?
never heard that recepters and channels follow rules and enzyme kinetics, i.e they're always functioning at full capacity unless they are subject to a regulatory enzyme or co substrate. and given you have Telekensis why would you think you're brain would have the power or differentiate between Pottasium, Sodium, Chloride and Calcium or any element for that matter? you're treading into quanyum Mechanics you can't hope to comprehend
>Power to control time
>Be magic me
>Go back in time
>Find OP's mom
>Fast forward 12 years and 9 months
>Kick OP's ass literal seconds before he makes this gay ass thread
>Flim flammed the zim zam
>implying i can't fight it by manipulating chemicals inside my brain
>implying it would take me a split fucking instant to disconnect your brain stem and laugh at your twitching body
You're the fucking edgiest edgemeister ever. You might as well have said 'be god'.
You imagine a super power at it's highest possible level, what's the point of that? No creativity. That would be fucking boring. Once again, you might as well just say 'be god' as your power and you wouldn't have to type out all that autistic, cringy shit. Congratulations, your actual super power in real life is autism and your power level is over 9000.
Pretty much rather just have supernaturally good luck than anything.
>Nothing to get you ostracized from humanity (so pretty much nothing blatant). Loneliness is a bitch yo.
>You control what you want so you can determine the way the luck swings. If being lucky means hitting a non-lucky streak so people won't be all super jelly, then that's cool. No midas' touch.
Time really is the most OP power, though.
The only reason Dio lost is because Jotaro gained time powers of his own.
King Crimson would have been unbeatable if not for the sudden asspull that was GER.
it depends on what you want it for. i personally would prefer the ability to change my appearance into anything i can imagine. that includes other people. you could commit any crime and never get caught (unless the stop you while youre committing the crime, even then you just have to get out of eyesight of the police and change appearance) and you could kill someone and take over their life.
i was simply expressing what i would be capable of. not saying thats what i would actually do.
>sniffing a girls asshole
>cumming on a girl
because i don't need to stop time to do either of those things anon
Q pwns Dr. Manhattan
Q is the perfect example of an all powerful being. His only weakness was having his powers temporarily taken from him by other members of the Q continuum.
Oh god yes please and thank you i'd love to be an eternal flaming faggot.
It is but the storyline makes it worth it. The ending kinda pissed me off though but i suspect and hope there'll be a third.
precisely, you teleport to what you think is another point on earth, but really the earch has moved, as has thr solar system, as has the galaxy at an incredible rate i.e you're left in space unsure how the fuck to get back.
Super relativity bitches
Shapeshifting would be a really neat power, too.
>You can finally be the little girl, or the Hulk, or a kamen rider
>with just a bit of forethought, you'll never get caught committing crimes
>You're now the ultimate pornstar, able to fulfill almost any fetish and bodytype, including ones not normally possible in reality.
With those rules, that would be the best. But since everything needs a balance in nature, I'd have to say you do in fact age while time is frozen, and if you happened to freeze everything and died, well, shit.
shit nigger, you right. you breathe in air, but air won't move to fill in the void so you can continue to breathe. unless you constantly keeping moving through oxygenated air you'll suffocate in a pocket of carbon dioxide
I'd feel guilty about using it, but mind control is pretty great depending on how strong it is.
>Make people eager to give you anything you want
>Have an obedient harem as large as you desire
>Law enforcement can't touch you
And as a bonus, if other people with powers exist you can have those powers by proxy.
fuck you faggot.
im not the one who said "name a power that can kill me if i have telekinesis". everybody else decided to turn it into that. I've seen some cool suggestions though, from people who haven't pulled that shit