So I know this kid from our street who is a thief. He has stolen a couple of bikes and snatched stuff from cars, but none really cares - even police doesn't give a fuck.
Some friends of mine wanted to beat that kid, but his parents are thugs and we don't want them to come after us.
So I have an idea of putting a small bomb in a smartphone and leave it in my car. I am sure that fucker will try to steal it when he sees an opportunity.
My question is, how hard could it be to replace, let's say the battery of a phone for a bomb, how to make sure it will cause enough damage and how to avoid any suspicion on me?
I have some ideas, but lets hear what you guys have to say.
Considering your English sucks dicks, and you say you live in a small town where the police don't give a fuck about theives and shit, i'm assuming you live in some foriegn shithole of a country. If that's the case I suggest you cut the mother fuckers head off and parade it around town on a stick, that way you will set an example for the rest of the population and you won't get arrested.
My shithole is a fisherman village in Iceland, therefore going full berserk on that kid would just put me in prison.
Everyone thinks I am a pacifist and I rarely get in trouble. I do not consider myself strong - that's why I need a more discreet way of dealing with that kid.
how about quit acting like a bitch and tell him if he keeps stealing your shit you'' fuck him up? Like seriously it's a kid thieving no need to fucking blow his hand off you crazy ass faggot.
Pls dont come to my house and shoot me for saying that!
You'll get fucked by cops for this, OP. You're much better off beating up the faggot. Less chance of him knowing who you are (find phone in car its obvious its you, get beaten by a guy wearing a hoodie in the middle of the night he has no idea), less chance of being identified, and not nearly as much legal risk
the average smart phone is about 130g. if you took out the insides and put 100g of plastic explosives in it, with a timer and tiny battery, it would splatter someone all over the inside of a car