Mmm. I want to give that GILF a facial something fierce. I don't know what it is about her sadistic smile, but it gets my juices flowing as if I were a goddamn juicer being sold by Jack Lalane. She looks like she could suck a mean, irrationally angry dick btw.
>only one beaner in the class
That's the only flaw in your story faggot
Whatta you want then. I have long stories, gore, horror, gifs, bestof4chan. Name what you want
are you new to the world or some shit?
Extremely long tl;dr? K i have a few of those. >>577593508
Malaysian air flight 370 google it
Though the longest tl;drs i have that are actually any good that i was bothered with reading are creepy pasta
>Tom12 Says: My cawk grew 3 inches ever since i bought this badass shirt now my girl cant get enough of my 4 inch penis
>mfw i read that text
>OMG says: This shirt cured my aids!
>admin says: there is no way our shirt cured aids.
>mfw i read that
previous post was not dave. dont know why that posted