Just a quick fyi ... i'm tired of "oldfags" acting like they know it all...
been here since '04 and turn 30 tomorrow - when i quit messageboards.
so i'm gonna spend all day pointing out what is a troll and what isn't ... how to heaven, triforce, etc... when the time comes.
Oldfag here. The fallacy in your post is the idea that /b/ was ever void of retards. Ever since I started lurking, there has been constant fights between reasonable people, and retards. Both sucking each other in and out like ying and yang to the point where you just believe that EVERYTHING in here is fiction and falsehood.
You aren't an oldfag, you are just a retard like the rest of these guys.
guarentee more than 80% of them haven't been on for more than a year and use ED as their bible.
For some people, a month in and you'll learn all you need to know.
I keep quiet for the most part pointing out "newfags"
this showed hardcore earlier this week with The Kalacening when "oldfags" (strong quotes) were saying it was pasta , trying to look like they've been here for ages
It appeared in bountys back in the day, but those people were always met with bans and deletions.
Pedo bear was originally used to point out pedos as opposed to "mods mods mods" which is more popular today
What is your favorite ebin may may? Mine is the funnie naked banana lol!
It was a story some 19 year old basement dweller told about an 11 year old he was in love with and eventually boned.
the story went on a few days and spanned a few years. with the ending being her getting raped by her dad all her childhood and OP killing himself on the last thread.
I am a firm believer it was made up, or if it was true, OP did not kill himself as he never revealed his name or the girls name.
i mean if he was gonna die , that didn't matter right?
banana meme is hills cuz it's taking over ylyl threads and killing them. at this point Funny Banana is chemo to those particular threads , especially since ylyl threads started with gore or fucked up shit , making you a real loser if you laughed.
that FB post is more humorous and is one of /b/'s greatest mysteries. "why did Bill thank Lori"
Bill Hitchert's FB profile is actually hilarious and should be checked out by all
Hey OP, a few yers ago (dunno, around 6 years ago), when i was a kid (around 14~16)
I saw a SICK gif on this site.
It was a woman (blonde) sucking on a horse dick,
and puking the horse cum after.
It was shot outside, the weather was sunny w/o clouds.
The gif was short...
AND I STILL WANT TO SEE IT AGAIN, DO YUO HAVE IT SAVED / CAN SOMEBODY UPLOAD IT ??
... I dont beg you, i simply ask.
I can't prove it. 4chan has gone through a lot of changes, some good / some bad.
IDs in posts- good
Time limit on replies- good
posters saying "not your personal army" - bad
If you youtube search 4chan prank calls- you will find a hilarious one of "jesus talk" or something. I'm in there when they didn't know i was on the line and it cut to the logo.
4chan raids being brought down to Habbo , Younow, and Twitch are shit, and i don't participate in them
Don't have it saved.
saw it earlier this week actually
nothing else to say about The Lilyad ... that was the story. The sex scenes where somewhat detailed, but incongruent with someone who was raped by their dad, except for one little "she was hesitant"
don't hate fagget open I'm turning 30 on the 10th also old fag go jerk it to some dicks that's all this place is about nowadays anyway
Ok, Thanks for info, gonna hunt it down now...
And Fuck You, mate, have a good day sir, go have a drink on me
Obviously, one cannot simply "prove" they're an oldfag. So much of the "good ol' days" of 4chin have been archived or reposted on innumerable sites and easy to find... anyone can be.a poser wannabe here and seem legit to those who don't know. The "culture" of /b/ has largely been hijacked by the millennials who sadly think being an active part of an anonymous imageboard is some kind of identity.
yeah ... maybe i'll come back if it makes the news to lurk.
but these roll, fur, attention whore threads are killing me smalls.
There was a brief period where girls with tits and timestamp threads were deleted. This was good for /b/ imo.
even if they have vaginas - attention whoring is shitposting
Whatever happened to lurking moar? I came to this site for the first time in 06, and didn't make my first thread until december 07. I barely posted in the two years leading up to my first thread, which was a thread about how the joker represented /b/ more effectively than V for Vendetta did. That thread was wildly popular. I've made less than ten threads in my entire 7 year (dear fucking god) history on this website.
5 years here (i have to count them), and first rule I learned was this one. Don't know what's so bad about understanding something before you act on it.
Must be something like my 12th post, so I feel you bro. No respect.
you wont find this online , i believe...
we raided an underground hiphop forum and flooded it with gore, sex, and barrel roll pics.
that was day one.
On day two someone from here hacked the page and changed all letters to skull and crossbones
on day three the entire site was one big jpeg of a skill and crossbones and no one was able to post there
Day Four the owner of the site came and pleaded for us to leave the site alone
He ended up changing the whole html format and put blocks on certain codes.
If you log in the word 4chan has an html filter and will show up as a blank space
that is exactly what rules one and two are
Grifter is not real. I think it tarted on /x/ when /x/ was more about scary shit , aliens, and conspiracies. not the stanist/ tarot card/ help me have an out of body dream shitstain it is now.
Some still shots are from some shitty B-grade horror film or random crying baby footage.
There is no grifter video
i took that shit seriously.
>pic related, it's a copy of the first image I ever saved off of 4chan (i thought the person that told me about 4chan was saying fortune.org. She was northern british)
i dont use proxys, proxys are banned from making replies.
I don't click on CP or Loli threads either tho.
Either way, the fbi aint monitoring 4chan, but just incase... don't save CP pics and you'll be ok.
ughh.com general discussion board
I don't create wasteful threads and respond to good threads. I don't feed the trolls. I contribute plenty. Every now and then I do massive best of /b/ and /gif/ porn dumps, but I don't count those towards my post count because they're not OC, they're just fap material. I comment a lot now, usually to give advice to people who are curious about shoes (i sell them) or to clarify theoretical or historical concepts that I see people misunderstanding.
Some fat purple haired bitch on Steam made a game, fucked some people to get good reviews and have it put on the top of the list, she also fucked a /b/ mod.
the virgins at /b/ were appalled by this most likely because they weren't getting any, and would've easily given in to her disgusting hatchet wound if given the opportunity.
This led to a couple of weeks of gamer gate threads and some faggots trying to start their own mediocre board and an exodus that was supposed to empty out /b/ on october first.
it didn't happen, and the handful of people that did leave are probably back here
yeah ... i never saw the big deal and relentlessly told these neckbeards that they would have done the same thing.
which was followed by "no, i have standards" replies.
we all know what would've happened at zero hour
just a way of trolling newfags. Started as a fleshlight type contraption for your fingers and just evolved to "let's not say what it does"
Actual fingerbox was some art exibit done by some asian man , where little bowlcut chinaboys would stick their fingers in
> implying i've kept the same computer for 11 years
nah i missed that...I remembered those raids though. prank call raids were quality back then.
One had potential a month ago on some store called "fireworks" that didn't sell fireworks, but it was all "say this say this" and no one actually did anything
This guy here is a true /b/tard he knows his shit more than 99% of you fags I have never seen anyone saying not your personal army like what the fuck you guys missing out on gold raids used to be so fucking funny but now it's just shitty pastas and all the good threads die because everyone els is jacking eachother of in ylyls
Dude, i was lurking like 6 years till this thread...
Responded, because im drunk... And im ashamed that i made a response
ANNANANAANNANANA BATMAN GONNA COME TO YOU
Not this video man
The furfaggots have been a plague forever. In like 05 or 06 on April 1 moot made a /fur/ board and left it up for a couple of days then removed it and banned anyone who had posted there. Good times
Toaster steve was a faggot who delivered a lot of times before the toaster incident. Unfortunately being an OP who always delivers will just turn you into a tired attention whore.
His final delivery was to be an hero.
A fire started in his room and he was pulled out before he was dead.
Later we found out his girlfriend was in on it, and Steve knew he wasn't gonna die
I've been here since 2012. I participate in steam threads and creepshot threads. Otherwise I lurk. I've never understood the point of other people setting up threads for the sole intent of "trolling" others.
Chris chan is a long fucking story but i'll greentext all i know
> made pikachu/sonic hybrid drawings
> was called a huge fat faggot
> stalked girls on myspace
> boarders started stalking him irl
> some girl actually took him on a prank date
> he was charged with assault at one time
> no he's a fat crossdresser
i'm sure some are. I'm also sure some people pull off random crossdresser pics from craigslist and say they're the traps (guilty)
the thing is, most of those faggots are probably in relationships and cling to the anonymity of this site to fulfill their gay desires
More recently there was this black dude called MadThad who was huge a huge waifufag and was always posting cringy shit (body pillows, fancy dinners with a framed picture of his waifu, etc). He ended up going to jail for hoarding cp and bragging about it on facebook
Don't forget the clone sage, where an imposter Chris-chan, claimed Chris-chan was an imposter, who was stealing sonichu from him.
Eventually CWC challenged him to a singing showdown, where they battled for his identity.
I know it started with advice dog around 07 or 08. I don't think advice dog started here tho, cuz threads were already made with captions on the picture.
Pretty sure someone took it from somewhere else tho.
Advice dog was popular as fuck tho, and i'm sure ign or some other pre-reddit site made new ones, 4chan also made new ones of their own.
Advice dog was still the funniest to this day because other ones just became observations and things that happen, with no real punchline.
Reddit killed that format to death tho
5. The statements in this affidavit are based on the investigation of this matter by Affiant and
other FBI personnel. Since this affidavit is being submitted for the limited purpose of
securing a complaint and arrest warrant, I have not included each and every fact known to
me concerning this investigation. I have set forth only the facts that I believe are necessary
to establish probably cause to believe that THADDEUS LEWIS MCMICHAEL received and
possessed child pornography.
6. On June 24, 2011, the Detroit, MI,division of the FBI was contacted by the Loiusville, KY,
division of the FBI concerning an individual on the social networking website
www.facebook.com (Facebook), who was actively discussing child pornography and
methods for downloading child pornography from the Internet. The Facebook user ID
provided was MADTHAD08.
: a. On 10/03/2011 in response to the statement "Stop downloading all that cee pee
: Thad, you're just asking for it" being posted by another user on MCMICHAEL'S
: Facebook page, MCMICHAEL wrote "WELL TELL 7 YEAR OLD GIRLS TO
: STOP SUCKING DICK SO SEXY." MCMICHAEL claimed this post was a joke.
13. On February 17, 2012, and February 28, 2012, Affiant previewed the eight gigaybe usb
flash drive belonging to MCMICHAEL. During the Affiant's review, numerous images and
videos of real children engaged in sexually explicit conduct including, but not limited to, the
lascivious display of the genitals and pubic area of any person, were located in the following
: a. \things\don't click
: b. \things\don't click\teens
: c. \things\don't click\cp
: d. \things\don't click\cp\cp
> all fields
Look guy, i'm giving back today... so instead of calling you a faggot i will educate you as well.
Sage is only required in the options field. There is no point of typing it anywhere else... it doesn't give you a "super sage" or whatever your hoping for.
reading "heaven" in the ID is enough to let me know your reply is saged... no need to announce it
Well thanks, and sorry for my lack of knowledge on this topic
Eliiot Rodger posted on bodybuilding forums and James Holmes was from 9gag.
Screenshots of both of these guys posts on their respective boards were all over /b/ after their killings
Dude was covering his tracks. It was a real show that existed before the raids.
The only way it could be faked was their reactions and the slap were exaggerated. But it was a real show
It originated with a picture that prompted you to save it in .bat format, and then open it. What the .bat would do is post a little gordon freeman pic with a tinyurl address that I think took you to an adware site (I think so, can't really remember). Not too much time happened between the first couple of posts to a point were 95% percent of posts were that fucking picture. Captcha solved that problem. Yeah, everybody bitched around, I did so as well until some anon revealed that you could write "nigger" in one of the two words prompted. Then, lulz ensued. And all was good again.
I was going to ask you about the Giga Pudding raid but it's easily searchable on google so for now I'll think of something else
She first posted on gaia (sp?) the video came to /b/ and it was the biggest shitstorm of all time . boxxy vs anti boxxy threads ran 4 chan.
she was totes adorbs. now she's fat and ugly
Now you don't even need to enter nigger
Short answer is no. I mean maybe they did but they didn't make it known either before or after like this Kalac guy. There was one guy who made a post before he went and shot up a mall and way back another guy who made a copypasta about blowing up vans outside of sporting events or something and ended up going to jail for it. Pic related.
another long story that i don't know all the details on.
> she was that loli and very slutty.
> she got trolled hard
> her dad threatened to call the cyber police
> "you dun goofed"
> dad went to jail
> dad died in jail
> jessie became a boy
> she got pregnant a few times and i believe she never had any babies
> now she is a fat disgusting shitblob
Anyways. I've wasted an entire morning at the office and i have a shitload to catch up on. Thank you for your time. I will be thirty tomorrow, and need to start working harder because my wife has a kid on the way.
She's 3 months preggers.
My point here was to not only educate but also relive some nostalgic moments. I guess i can't prove i was here, and wasn't trying to prove anything... just inform.
Like i said before ... a better /b/ starts with you.
take part in phone raids, stop rolling in roll threads, and quit taking being an "oldfag" as a way of seeming superior to others.
Happy birthday to me tomorrow and goodspeed.