Riddle me this /b/
1. What can go up a chimney down but can't go down a chimney up?
2. What can be swallowed, and swallow you?
3. What has 6 wheels and flies?
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There is a ship sitting in port. It's currently a low tide. Up the side of the hull there are lines etched every three inches.
High tide is coming in soon, so the water is slowly rising. The water is slowly rising at at a rate of a half foot every two hours. So after a nine hour period, how many lines on the ship will the water have risen?
Hahaha it depends whether or not the ship is beached in the port. If the ship is floating, no lines. If the ship's bottom is touching the bottom of the beach and is not floating, then there will be lines.
OP here. Def not a neckbeard fatass. Just shitty at riddles apparently lol.
So it's a dark and stormy night. Three dudes are caught in the storm and looking for a place to sleep. They happen upon a hotel. They talk to the clerk and they are told that it's $30 to stay the night. Each man pays ten dollars and retires to their room.
While they are sleeping, the clerk realizes his mistake. It's Thursday. Thursday is their special, it's only $25 to stay the night. So he gives the bellboy five $1 bills to take up to the three gentleman.
As the bellboy is walking up to their room, he thinks to himself "there is three guys, they didn't even know about the special. I'll just give them a dollar each and keep two for myself".
So that's what he does. If each man got a dollar back, that means they paid $27 collectively. Then you have the two dollars that the bellboy kept for himself. That's $29. So where is the missing dollar?
A murder occurred at 9 in the Garden Shed. Who did it? Only one is a liar.
Person A claims to be in the kitchen at 9.
Person B saw Person C in the Garden Shed.
Person C claims to be in the Bathroom at 9.
Person D claims to have been in the Living Room.
Person E was looking for Person C at 9 to suck their cock.
Person F was waiting to use the Bathroom at 9.
1. what sucks sicks and has a rainbow tattooed on its ass
( op )
Yeah you're right. But it's easy to troll groups of people if you continuously mislead them. You can have it going on for days if you stick to your faulty math. It gets to the point where people write out these long equations to solve a stupid puzzle.
You gotta be fucking kidding. You can so see my neck.
Dark In my truck. Gotta smoke weed outside and it's cold here nigga.
Well person C pretty much admitted to being at the crime scene. Person B is the liar because he claimed to have seen person C somewhere else.
Came up with this a little while ago:
>I'm still inside my mother,
>and sometimes I'm bright.
>Trapped in a box,
>I give your eyes light.
Tell me someone is photoshoping this right now?
Jesus fucking Christ, I actually just made a shitty poem up off the top of my head, and you actually provided an answer.
I'm very fucking impressed.
I don't think you understand. I was just trolling by spouting off random nonsense. Now that I read what I typed it seems like I actually was trying to say something.
I'm fucking impressed that you found a pattern in this, and it actually kind of fucking fits.
they thought they paid 10 each. They actually paid 8.333 each and the bellboy or whoever took the other 2 bucks. I get what the trick is though. They never did pay 10 or 8 a piece.
its not an emotion or anything inside of people, that's what i meant by its not that deep
it does kind of work, but that wasn't what I had in mind. To make it more clear, make the "devours men" into "consumes men"