"C'mere kitty kitty! I got some 'milk' you can drink!"
Either that or spill my spaghetti all over the floor with a boner.
>MFW immediately thought of collar play
I suppose I would roll him over and blow him, then prop his legs over my shoulders and fuck him with out a condom.
I'm also keking internally at the comment.
not bad, I don't really like facial hair but you're hung and I bet you're kinky too. I'd probably suck your dick without question... I might need a beer or two before I bend over ;b
>walk in, see this, wat do?
Kill that faggot with fire.
It was spicy, too...
knowing people want to get off to me gets me off
2/10 for making me reply
I think you missed a spot shaving, like your entire fucking body you nasty, fat, caterpillar eyebrow havin', half-smiling, triple chinned cunt bag
Well, if we're all just gonna go ahead and post ourselves here..
>walking into my room with freshly cut salami
>can't wait to eat this shit
>shut door behind me
>notice some transgender in my bed wearing stupid hat
>Sit in computer chair because bed is occupied by furry-fag
>turn on computer, and browse 4chan
>Get a text message from mom
>"who took my salami"
>turn around, weasel boy is still looking at me
>getting drool all over my pillow
>take picture with my phone
>Post on 4chan "walk in, see this, wat do"
>wait for response
>nobody understands my situation
>Go out to my stable
>pick up old saddle
>go back into room
>saddle up transgender
>Feed transgender a carrot
>put transgender-fox in my stable
>Mom sees my transgendered-horse
>she rides it to a brony convention
>Mom comes back home
>Tells me trangender-weasel-fox-horse is named "papper jakintosh"
>"I ate your salami"
>Mom dies, horse dies, I die
>MFW I'm a ghost
is this thread kill? wish I could meet cutie in OP's pic
Meh I'd fuck it and would still consider myself straight afterwards. I don't see the conflict. I like to fuck shit but want biological kids one day. Doesn't matter to me /b/
chicagoland area, the midwest sucks. I have no natural body heat...