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>>578756675 >le 7 year old me >making pranks >everybody in the town hated me >still prankin because i feel alone >sadface.jpg >went to school >liked a girl >she liked the popular guy >i hated the popular guy >suddenly they became my friends >fight in the school >I have a demon inside me >I can control Chakra
I stay naked pretty much all day and never wear underwear. My parents let us run around naked as kids. We lived out in the woods basically so no neighbors would see us. My sister grew out of it, but I didn't.
I was once at a teacher's house during high school and stole a 4GB flash drive from his house. It had pictures of some sort of family reunion on it, I put the pictures in some folder and forgot where I put them. I still have them on this computer and don't know where they are.
I stole 2 computer mice from my high school. Numerous times I would sneak into the staff room and eat some food out of the fridge.
I once masturbated with my mom in the room and once at my seat in high school. Came both times.
Only things I could think of, as you can see I lead a very dangerous life.
>>578756675 >Be me a few days at the office. >go to take a shit at the bathroom. >End the shit. >Wipe my ass and throw the paper to the toilet. >Flush >Most of my shit and the paper goes away. >one turd of a medium size continue to come back. >Some coworkers see me go in the bathroom, i can't let the shit in the toilet. >take some paper and get the turd. >roll more paper around the turd and throw it to the trash can. >The bathroom smells like shit for a few days, no one knows why.
>be me >just got the new smash >hypeasfuck >been playing it for days on end >little brother finds sudden interest in smash >wat >starts watching me play and keeps asking to play >i keep telling him no >starts throwing a big tantrum >okok just dont break it >i go to take a piss and reenter bedroom >ohfuck.jpeg >3dsxl is covered in cheetos >he immediately drops it on the floor >even more rage fills my body >i use all the anger in my body to yell >"I CAST THE BOWEL DEMON ON YOU!!" >he asks laughing "whats that?" >"every morning youre going to shit for the rest of your pathetic life" >thinks im joking, walking out the room thinking its okay >itsjustthebeggining.png >10 pm i walk to the bathroom and shit in a plastic bag >toss it in the freezer and wait 5 hours >open freezer to see shit has frozen >SUCCESS! >grabbing the shit i walk to my little brothers room >i insert the shit in his bum whilst hes asleep >i doze off and forget about the whole thing >i wake up to the toilet flushing (im a light sleeper) >did it work? >begin with procedure ever week for about a month and a half >lil bro tells my mum and he visits the doctor >i sit silent waiting to see how this goes >mum gets home and says the doctor couldnt find any disease >says theyll do weekly checkups >another month passes and no clear explanation as to what he has >start giving him antibiotics to stop the shit >been a year still shitting and trying to figure this shit out (pun intended) >i created my own disease >then it hit me >ive been shitting every night for a year >i am the one with the bowel curse >i am the bowel demon
>roughly 12 years old >friend steal his dads torch and we go burning shit >we come across a dried up farm field and start burning the trash on the ground >we continue to walk and smell burning >we look behind us and realize within seconds alot of the field is on fire >me and my buddy book it to his shitty little electro scooter that can barely hold 2 people >shit goes like 25/hr if you're lucky >get home and my parents ask me why i smell like gasoline i say its because i was at a bbq and i spilt some on my shorts >mfw the news comes on and turns out a homeless man and his dog were burnt alive while resting in a nearby field >mfw me and my buddy killed someone >mfw we never even mentioned it to eachother next time we spoke as if nothing happened
>>578761181 But is it worth it? I'm nothing but a lie to them since the very start. All my motives. Every hint of advice. All daisy chained to the opportunity of my getting my dick wet. It works but to what cost anon? These poor woman. They suffer, I come to them, they believe me, they believe I want to help them. They believe I'm their friend. They believe I want nothing more, but to see them smile and overcome their insecurities. But I'm not any better compared to the relationships they were in. I'm just wearing a convincing mask.
Anon, to when does a man say enough is enough? When does he realize that the tunnel he has dug himself is too grand to cover? Anon what have I done? I am a terrible person..
To Jessica, Lilliana, Daphnea, Ci-yean, & Mikhaela. I'm sorry. I can't do this anymore.
>be smoking with friends at friends house >4am, lady friend (who has a boyfriend across the country) and I are the only ones left. >told me I could sleep in my underwear >laid in bed, she laid next to me >grabbed my arms and put them around her >wrapped her legs around me >her vagoo was over 9000 degrees (I felt it on my leg) >we switch positions >she turns around and puts ass right on my dick >I pull back >she pushes a little more >so I let my boner stay against her >sleep in those potions all night
>>578762675 nah see you're looking at it all wrong brah,
you're harvesting their trust when they are most barren of it, when it needs to be cultivated. you grow this bond of trust and as soon as you harvest it you cut it down and leave the land to rot.
you are their savior, they themselves can build up de-fences against other trust harvesters. the next one to sow this rotten, destroyed land will have to work hard, care for her trust and love it daily until it grows until the most beautiful crop ever seen on that land. she will thank you for destroying her and opening the pathway to the one who will save her from herself.
I show naked pictures of my wife to a 66 year old army vet that lives in my building. I, on multiple occasions, have let him watch us fuck using the webcam on my laptop without my wife having the slightest clue.
>>578764863 Not bait at all. I can't believe how easy it was to get away with this shit! Yup, and I'm still posting here. It's fun, honestly. The gore threads were fucking awesome, so fucking metal /b/ro. But who cares if I'm a little young, that rule is just bullcrap anyway.
>Be 8 years old >Have a moderately rich friend that i play with >"Can i go to the bathroom?" >"Sure its the one on the left" >Go up stair and go to the right >See a big toilet >Take a massive shit in it >Wheres the flush tho? >Desperatly took for the flush lever for 10 minutes >Go downstairs and cry >"Whats wrong anon?" >"No flush!" >lead his mom to the "bathroom" >it was a hot tub all along
Little bit of both. He once made an "off color" comment about my wife and how he loves chubby spanish girls and all this other shit. At first I was pissed off and thought about beating the fuck out of the guy, but over the next few months I got to talk to him on a few occasions. One time he came over my place when my wife was out of town to have a few beers and smoke some weed. One thing led to another, and eventually I showed him a video of me banging my wife. After that, I let him take a couple of her panties home. Since then, it's flourished into a strange secretive relationship where I come over couple days a week and show him new videos and pictures I took of her that he requested.
I know, it's fucking weird. But some people are just more sexually open than others I guess. Other than that shit, I'm a pretty normal fucking person. No one knows about this shit except me and the old dude.
>>578756675 I've been wearing a buttplug daily for the last 2 years. I do an enema when I wake up and it goes in right after. I wear it out with friends, under my work outfit, to the mall, when I'm home relaxing, when I'm sleeping, you get the idea. I'm sure I'm doing damage to my rectum but whatever I cant see any difference.
>>578761909 damn dude. i have to say. the law sides with you. kinda fucked, but they dont consider you self aware or conscious until you are 4. which basically means you arent human until 4. think of the abortive loop holes you could find. but yea, you probably had memories but didnt know what you were doing. i just hope you arent a total piece of shit overall now that you can admit it
After a drinking night on the drive back home this girlfriend i really liked at the time >fell asleep in my lap >i pretended to as well , so my head would hang over her booty >fucking kissed her butt, sniffd it and caressd her pussy a little >she was wearing light leggings so it was beautiful. Neither the guy who was driving nor my other friends who were there noticed. Pic Kiiiinda looks like her , kinda
Believable, that sucks though, but kids do stupid shit all the time. At least you didn't do it intentionally, there's been some pretty whacked out kids I've known over the years that have done some pretty messed up stuff.
You kind of forget about it after a while, you never see them again after middle school and it seems as if it were a dream. Then they add you on facebook 19 years later and you realize that the kid that you watched rape his little brother in front of you was real.
>>578762968 Had this experience with 2 girls at a hotel room back in Feburary. Problem is, one was a 5/6 and the other would be a 6 if it wasn't for the 40,000 stretch marks on her stomach from teen pregnancy. fucking lord it's so gross.
I just stole some hydros from my grandma because I've been going through oxy withdrawals and I'm fucking tired of not sleeping. She is kinda losing her memory but I don't really feel bad... Being an addict fucking sucks.
>be 4 years ago >be at friends house >play video games >he goes to bed >stay up >now the fun begins >I find his cats >chase them around the house >grab them and smash/grind their face into the carpet >throw them all over >they shit themselves out of fear >make them eat the evidence >put both of them in a play-mate cooler >throw them the fuck down the stairs >choke one so hard it nearly dies >when it comes to it did that weird hind leg walk >runs into wall over and over >friend comes out and starts laughing >"My cat is so weird" >mfw never got caught
And I did this almost every time I went over. Good times, man.
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