What should we do with this fucker /b/? How many sociopaths are online today?
because theyre badass and not everyone is an edgy fag like you bruh
pet that fucker
Pet him and be nice. Later reflect on why you are such an edgy person and work to raise your consciousness.
This could have been something great, OP. It could have been a nice, rare, light hearted moment. Why must you be such an edgy poser and vent your insecurities and faggotry on an adorable, defenseless animal?
OP is huge faggot. Rodent type thing is good guy. Pet him and give him snacks.
If you harm agent jack bower ill cut off your fuckin edgy little fingers and turn them into edgy frozen dildos to fuck your little edgy faggot ass with op.
Dont do it faggot, i'm logging all of this so if you do it I'll have all the evidence I need to get you some charges, and yes I will waste my time making sure you get in the most trouble possible
This thread belongs to me now
Beta thread, since OP has to grasp for what inch of power he will ever get by mutilating an animal
na i just havent cleaned, why you mad OP
mom didnt get you the new game from gamestop?
I like you and your ferret anon.
He's attempting to validate himself
OP is trolling, or he's simply too much of a pussy to go through it
a psychopath wouldn't need ideas. They'd just do
OP's girlfriend and his main men
they'd just do, they wouldn't feel need to share it with anyone else. they would hide it in fact, to act like a normal person, because they would know that letting know people that you kill a cute animal makes your life harder
Treat it with love and respect. Feed him snacks and cuddle him.
Fill your asshole with candle wax because your a faggot and stop taking your self hate on poor helpless animals. You sad fuck.
I fucking hate ferrets, skin it and make it your dickjacket!
>have a dead hottie as reward
This here is an edgy beta faggot looking to feel like he's powerful for the first and more than likely last time in his life
Or he's trolling
Either way the beta pillow pics will never end
>hurr durr op so edgy
>i call authoritah not even jokin
get the fuck out you fucking faggots
only assholes when they steal your shit but thats easily taken care of by putting your stuff out of their reach. Theyre great pets and fun to have around.
mine usually just steals my cap
Like most animals, if you're cool with them, they're cool with you.
The ones that bite and scratch have probably been neglected or abused in their lives and are mistrustful of humans as a result. It is possible to win them back from this point but it takes a lot of effort, patience and love. No homo.
someone's been watching its always sunny in Philadelphia
yeah, /b/ is so cool and awesome
stfu faggot, this board never has and never will be good
The only thing left is Onyxdime's smut and the occasional good thread that has to be searched for like a diamond in a coal mine
Pic related: Average /b/ tard
Least you can do it release it in the wild.
Other than that, if you'd dislose your personal fucking information, that'd be nice too. And if you live in the south of the UK, that'd be perfect. That way, I can visit you and twist your fucking neck.
Anyone that fucks with animals in a cruel way is lower than a nigger, OP is not only a fag, but someone that deserves the karma he gets. Dickhead.
dude. everyone here knows you wont do fucking shit. you said you'd shave it and can't even do that. quit being a little bitch and beat it to death with a hammer. prove me wrong faggot
OH MY GOD, A FUCKING FERRET!
HOLY FUCK, THIS
Redditfags are only pissing in an ocean of piss
It's people who think things have ever been better that make me laugh
It's not the influx of redditfags that is making the board change, it's the fact that the world and the people in it are changing and there's no way to stop that being reflected in the threads
You are the edgiest faggot I have seen in a whole week. Congrats you deserved it
And i love that the only thing you're willing to do is set a pill in its food. man up and shove it down its throat or quit being an edgy faggot and pet the damn thing and move on
na vast majority of /b/tards realise that killing a harmless animal is pointless as shit, got some rage? ask a friend to video you starting a fight with the biggest dude you can find and then post on here for winrar
> cuddle him
> feed him snacks
> give to local animal sanctuaty/vet
> sell him on facebook buy/sell to a loving home
You edgy little faggot. Fuck your life must be shit. Fuck your the town outcast 100%
Protip- be less edgy
i said he wouldn't do it cocksucker read first >>578874850
AHAHAHA holy fuck. you are such a pussy bitch. you went from saying you were gonna fucking it up and kill it, to
>ohh hey guise. guise. i covered it in honey.
you won't do shit cause if your mom found out you hurt the only pet she let you have you'd be fucked.
GOD DAMMIT YOU FUCKED UP. YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO COVER THE FERRET IN HONEY. GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU. YOU HAD ONE FUCKING JOB YOU FUCK UP. YOU'D BETTER COVER THAT FERRETS ASS IN HONEY AND LICK IT UP TO REPENT FOR YOUR FUCKING SHIT.
oh MY mistake. so what now faggot? what are you gonna do when it falls asleep? nothing. the answer is nothing. and don't think shaving it is anything edgy. that's such an old fucking joke. quit being an edgy 14yo
>Light your bed on fire and get underneath it, but wrap yourself in blankets to shield from the heat
>You will totally die from the smoke before you burn alive promise
>Be a /b/ro and an hero
Whatever lil beta fag.
If you're "man" enough, tell us/me where you live and meet up with people IRL.
I mean, you fucking need to put a little animal to sleep before you actually dare to do anything. haha,fucking pathetic. For me it's not necessarily the animal abuse you do. It's the fact you think you're a big man.
I'll give you something to do with that little shit.
>place it in a large bucket
>find a lid for the bucket
>cut hole in the lid so you can watch and listen.
>when he's hurt tend to his wounds by dumping a bottle of high proof alcohol in the hole
>shake vigorously, have fun with it
>when you've had your laughs drop a match down the hole
>it won't kill him but burn up all his oxygen
Play with him until he's tired and goes to sleep. Repeat daily.
No, you want to enjoy stupid threads run by faggoty OP's ( I mean, OP is always a faggot, but this cringey piece of lard has probably sucked more dicks that Freddy Mercury)
The good threads aren't complained about, they're enjoyed unless it's a 'raid' and someone white knights.
You're just as much of a faggot as OP
Too beta to even figure out the simplest of things. It's good to put it to sleep because your simple brain wouldn't even be able to handle the ferret when it's awake.
Inb4 "but I do have friends who really like me"
nah i just think these threads are interesting. watching some loser do such a degrading thing for the acceptance of people that he will never see and dont care about him. i like to see how far they go, to what level they listen to what a computer screen tells them what to do.
Eh... i can actually see where you're going
But i like animals too much to condone it
OP is still a faggot, and so are you
look at all of these sensitive faggots
this is /b/, if you cannot handle a ferret being beat the fuck up, then get the fuck out
>Not remembering the hundreds of times /b/ has fucked up animal abusers
Fucking up animal abusers is as much a part of /b/ as animal gore faggot
I'm sorry, did I trigger you?
seriously get back to 9gag or tumblr
Don't remember the stir /b/ made over those chicks or tortured and then burned a tortoise to death?
Or when that fucker who was torturing his parrot was tracked down and later arrested for animal abuse when his pics were posted all over his fb?