Insult me /b/
I need to be toughened up
I love you so much, please bear my child.
>bear my child
The English language is weird to the point where, while I know exactly what you mean when you say this, I choose to believe it means one of two things.
1. Bear my child as in, turn my child into a bear. Via some crazy jew-science cross mutation bullshit or simply hot-glueing bear bits (ears, limbs and such) to the kids face.
2. Literally throw that fucker into a pit of bears. Not the cozy bear pits at the zoo, I'm talking 2-3 feet of moving space for each bear. Oh your child will get bear'ed...yes...yes he will...
I want OP to stir up my cock with his penis and ejaculate until his thick semen is overflowing in my womb.
No I don't. OP, let's FUCK.
I'm going to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado. You into bondage?
What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick in your ass.
Does this picture say anything to you? Anon-chan?
Do you know about the mudkip queen?
What's sore, red, and white? Your ass after I'm finished raping it.
Ooohoohoohoooooh I know you!
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
Why can't you suck my fat cock? It would break your jaw before I mouthfuck you to death.
What did the dick say to the anus? Nothing, it throbbed and shot its spunk inside and that's exactly what I'm going to do to you.
Help me bump the thread until OP comes back.
S-sorry OP, I was a little distracted. If I were to rearrange the alphabet I'd put my cock and your ass together.
If there was a zombie apocalypse and the only way to keep you alive were absorbing each other's nutrients I would take turns cumming in each other's mouth and drinking each other's piss. Does that sound adequate to you?
Alright bro chan
P.S. I killed the mudkip queen, sorry.
OP, I love you. Do you love me too? I want you to. Very much.
I know but in my save she's alive and not a mudkip so it's okay.
If you had a donkey and I had a chicken and if your donkey ate my chicken what will you have? Three feet of my cock up your ass.
I killed her in your save too
Also i just killer Mr.House.... FUCK YEAAH
Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? They don't have balls to scratch.
If your ass has an itch can you guess how I'll scratch it?
Nah I just checked she's still alive and in Goodsprings.
What if I told YOU
thats a hologram.
See i burned goodsprings to the ground last time.
I put the hologram in place so you woulnd t know.
What’s 6 inches long and starts with a p? Not my penis; it's 8.
I don't think you can create a hologram replicating a town you burned to the ground in New Vegas.
You can in the Mojave desert
How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "Who's special?"
You'll be retarded after I've ravaged you with my monster cock.
What is the difference between oral and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day and Anal sex makes your whole weak. Get it? Oral sex as in receiving, but anal sex as in making your 'whole weak'. Your whole body will be weak when I'm done with you, your 'hole' will be obliterated. For a week.
No, that's not what I meant.
The ogre lord (me) desides what can abd what not
I swear to fuck, I'm going to pound your asshole till you don't know what's up or down.
How does it feel to be receiving so much attention, OP? Does it make you feel special?
Don't you have better things to do than pretend you're Shrek?
What's strong enough for a man but made for a woman? My fist in your ass. I hope you can take it.
Do it faggot, fuck me hard.
I love you too.
I fucking will
you don't even know
Why can't Jesus eat m&m's? Because he has holes in his hands.
If you had holes in your hands I'd violate your every orifice.
You don't know me, BUT I KNOW YOU! I've in fact posted in a thread with you months ago, where your file name to this very image was "Rape is more than a hobby of mine". I happened to post several ahegao images - "AHEGAOOOOOOO' - "WOOOOOOOO". I exchanged contact information with someone but never called him like he said I wouldn't.
That very likely happened, since I'll post these fucking things every change I get since I think they're hilarious. I never exchanged contact info with anyone, though...
Why are crippled people always picked on? Because they can't stand up for themselves
Prepare to be bullied.
Your time here is ogre, faggot.
It must have been someone else who was cooler than you are, because I remember some guy being rejected.
What do you get when you cross a potato and corn? Porn.
Just kidding, it's my dick.
I love you.
Why did Hitler commit suicide? He got the gas bill.
How are you going to commit suicide? Being torn apart by my filthy unwashed cock covered in smegma.
OP is in your swamp, what do? You gonna take your ogre cock and fill him with Shrek's love?
Then he was a fake, and obviously not as cool as me, since I'm not thirsty enough to exchange contact info with someone on /b/.
I'll fuck your ass, faggot
What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah? About three inches.
Not real contact info, just a throwaway email. I should have specified.
Need more mini ogres.
BREEEEED DBHDNSSDHSNS GWDW KBSHAGAGAHSVAHSB EKSHEDNJEDBWH
Who are the five great kings that have brought happiness in to peoples lives? Drinking, licking, sucking, fucking, and wanking.
What kind of wine do you like?
Do it. Let's fuck OP until he can't tell whose is whose.
Shit, I don't even remember doing that.
Obviously someone else. I'm also out of lip licking gifs with rape related file names.
What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spit, swallow, and gargle.
I'm going to spit in your mouth and force you to swallow my load, if you gargle it I'll be impressed.
I have a great memory for people who enjoy ahegao, I'm happy as long as you contribute something. We're going to bump limit.
What's even better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.
What's better than not being retarded? Being fucked until you're retarded by my cock.
Whats thirty feet long and smells like urine? The line to where you're going to be my cumdump.
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus? I'll blow your penis.
What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? "Does this taste funny to you?"
My semen tastes like pineapple. I'm going to brush your teeth with my cock. If your dick was a pole I'd smoke it. I'm going to rape your ass until it's bubbling shit and fecal matter then rape it some more.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get.
Yours is going to be a box of dicks when I'm done with you.
What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken. I love you so much OP.
Why did God give men penises? To fit inside your ass. Debate me.
You're as dumb as a mule, and twice as ugly as one! You'll never amount to anything!
>I'm sorry, that was a bit much. That's so unlike me.
Whats long and hard and has cum in it? A cucumber in your urethra. Get it? The joke is originally "cucumber" because it has "cum" spelled in it, but it's being shoved inside your urethra where your throbbing dick passes cum to be released.
What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip off.
I'll rip yours off if you don't respond, faggot.
What does it mean when your boyfriend is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
I DON'T CARE, SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK
You mean learn to emotionally distance yourself and condition yourself to not respond truthfully to how you feel about the situations of the world around you because of some stupid shit tier shame tactics created by the social circle you grew up around when you wanted to openly express how you really felt about something?
Being emotionally hurt by something isn't a weakness. The "bitch" title given to people with take strong issue and have powerful emotional responses to things is just a shame tactic taught by other people who themselves also were wrongly taught that its bad to openly express strong honest feelings about something and to "care".
Any "tough" person with "thick skin" is just somebody who has been hit with some strong shame tactics to cause them to react with artificial behavior and coping thoughts that keeps them from being who they are.
You are a human being. Having sensitive vulnerable emotions is a part of being human and if you want to pretend you're not vulnerable you're just going to make yourself weaker by shedding your sense of sensitive intuition all for the cause of "hurr guys I am so tough pls dont' make fun of me"
What do you call balls on your chin? A dick in your mouth.
That's a nice blog post, suck his cock since you have so much experience being a faggot.
What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
I'm going to snowball my semen in your mouth.
How is a woman like a road? Both have manholes.
I'm going to use your manhole as my onahole.
Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable? Putting you back in the wheelchair when I'm done.
Did you hear about the paparazzo who was found eating unborn children? He was found in the abortion clinic bins looking for the inside scoop.
This doesn't have anything to do with that but I'm going to ream your shitter until it bleeds.
That's it for now. Does anyone have any questions?
Whats the difference between light and hard? I don't wake up with a light on.
I don't know. Do you have any other questions?
Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because his pecker is on his head.
Mine's in my ass.
What do 9 out of 10 people consider to be a good time? Gang rape.
Do you know what 6.9 is? A good thing screwed up by a period.
OP, read my file name.
OP, I'm masturbating to you<3. Cum back here.
OP? I'm waitingggggggggggggggggggggggggg
I'm going to reach back in your throat and force you to projectile vomit on your cock and finger fuck your urethra until it seeps inside and you ejaculate your puke, blood, and semen all over yourself.
How is pubic hair like parsley? You push it to the side before you start eating but I'm going to make sure you get a mouthful.
I'll be here all week, I love all of you.
What's the difference between 3 dicks and a joke? It's not going to be a joke when you take them all at once.
Hello, if u stop reading u will die tonight. My name is Gamma. I'm already dead I had no friends if you don't post this on 5 threads you will die at exactly 11:59 pm. Don't believe me? A guy named jake read this and laughed. that same night I took a knife and stabbed him to death. you dont wanna be jake do you? A girl named Sandra read this and posted it on 3 threads. Silly girl. Only 11 but later she saw me and ran to her grandmothers house and asked to go to the bathroom but guess what? I was already there now she is in a coma. Smart boy fell his tea and reposted 5 times and the next day he won the lottery and his girl said yes to marriage. 0 reposts = death. 1,2,3 or 4 reposts = coma. 5 reposts = something good is gonna happen to you . .
What's the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball? When I ram my dick in your ass it's going to rub your prostate.
Suck my fat cock, Gamma-kun.
What's the difference between anal sex and a microwave? A microwave doesn't brown your meat.
Why is sperm white and piss yellow? So you know I'm cumming or going all over your faggot face.
How do you make a seabear cry? Cut off his dick and choke him with it.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you're going to feel my dick when it's penetrating you.
When I touch your dick, say don't, when I finger your ass, say stop
I'm going to use both hands.
How is your anus like the weather? When it's wet I'm going to go inside.
Just kidding, I'm going in dry.
I'm going to rape your asshole until the prolapse tears and rips apart.
The only punchline here is the donkey punch.
What do you get after being raped by an alligator?
A penis is the lightest thing in the world. Even a thought can raise it.
I'm thinking about all of you right now.
What am I going to put behind your ears to make you more attractive?
FUCK I never have played Honest Hearts or Old World Blues, are they any good?
What's better than roses on your piano?
Tulips on your organ.
Yes, the dlc in New Vegas is the bees knees.
HI EVAN ITS YOUR BRO HERE, GOOD LUCK FUCKING DEM UNIVERSITY TWINS
ZERO IS INFINITE
CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG
What is the difference between a clever midget and a venereal disease? One is a cunning runt, and the other is a running cunt, I'm going to turn your ass into a boypussy.
I'm not Evan, and I don't know a single person named Evan.
i want everyone to stop and think about what an amazing job working at a pizzeria would be, i mean just look at how much passion this man puts into his work. he knows that his job is to make other people happy and to assist in creating memories in peoples lives,young and old. I could only dream of growing old and doing something that brings me as much joy as it does for him.
hey friend, don't let these people talk you down. I've been watching this now for a good while, and I love what you've done here, keep up the good work.
Hes my fucking m8 smartass.
Now go back to shitposting so this shit gets screencaped and i get mad bro points for getting him into a screencap
An amazing pizzeria is an amazing place, anon. I used to go to a place that made amazing pizza, absolutely wonderful. Went there with a friends a good few times just for the pizza.
What do you call being stuck between a rock and a hard place? Facefucking you against a boulder.
I agree, I also enjoy the atmosphere of a pizzeria, one that uses an old wooden stove to bake their pizzas, where employees put modest effort and care into their work.
I love you, thank you for your kindness.
Did you hear about the guy who died of a Viagra overdose? The casket was caught on his boner.
I'll catch for you anytime.
Life without women would be a pain in the ass.
Until it starts to feel good <3.
A faggot comes home to find his boyfriend grinding his ass against a pole. He looks at him and asks, "What are you doing?"
"Warming up your dinner." Itadakimasu.
What does your anus and a hymen have in common? They're made to be broken.
Whats the difference between the Florida State football team and a Florida State cheerleader? They both suck for four quarters.
I'll do it for free <3
stepping out for a smoke, this thread will either have 404'd or hit limit/flood whatever by the time i'm back.
god i'll miss this.
Did you hear about the faggot who got fired from the sperm bank? He was drinking on the job.
How do you scare a gynecologist? Become a ventriloquist. We're both guys, but my dick's going to have a conversation with your asshole.
fite me fgt
What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Me, Blowjob?
Blowjob: You can beat me, your eggs, or meat, but you can't beat a blowjob. Understand? Or has no one ever been willing to open their mouth for your cock?
Did you hear about the gay truckers? They exchanged loads.
Let's fuck until our bodies are sweaty and covered in semen.
What’s the difference between semen and menstrual blood? I can suck out your semen.
If my dick wasn't meant to rape your ass how come there's a g-spot?
no pls anything but this
>face related, my pic when
What do you call a herd of cows masturbating?
Beef stroking off.
OP, let me blow my load in your tight ass <3
Just accept this man for what he is.
How is a boypussy like a grapefruit?
The best ones squirt when you eat them. Mine's getting wet thinking about it, OP.
Hey OP, do you know what a diaphragm is?
A trampoline for dickheads.
Big, thick, swollen cocks.
What’s the difference between pink and purple?
How long I'm sucking on your thick meat~
We've hit image limit, you guys.
Why the fuck should I insult someone not worth my time?
>Hurr insult me, random assholes of the internet. Im a tough guy :^)
Fuck off, fag. Go get your confidence in the real world, where it matters.
N-no, niggers are filthy subhuman creatures and I wouldn't want their cocks near me, anon.
Not unless you want one <3.
If anyone liked the thread I've archived it for future viewing <3 .
Where to start OP? You spend your time posting on an online image board for autistic people, so at the very least we know your a huge faggot with no friends. Second, you had the brilliant idea to ask us to insult you. So, either your a pathetic, masochistic pussy, who loves the pain of being pounded by large, black cocks, or you consider yourself an edgy, fedora wearing hipster, who can't plainly notice and improve upon the retarded nature of your actions in civilized society like everyone else. And ya, maybe you think you found a place where everyone is like you, but in reality, we all couldn't give a single fuck if you dropped dead right now. And if you really weren't a pussy, you'd post more about yourself, so we could all see some example of how much of a flaming faggot you really are.