tonight we try to put the first /b/ tards on the moon.
The first three people to post are our fearless astronauts. They each have complete control over the vessel.
Everybody after that is ground control. Because of their distance, they only have control of the ship if they roll a 0 or a 5 with their action.
I will be the narrator.
The ship is on the pad and ready to launch, once our astronauts get on board.
Good luck gentlemen. We have lift off.
>thanks for the update, houston.
>the astronauts seem awfully attached to phase 1
it never gets old huh
>we are still in process of going to wtc
>stage 2 rocket is now en route to pegasus galaxy cluster.
>approx eta 12974538 years, 222 days, 5 hours
>sorry sarge we didn't hear you the first time
>nigger 2 has been moved to the LEM
>WTC collision estimate 7 minutes, 30 seconds.
any other messages are falsely sent. good luck men, america's counting on you
this is a russian space launch where the fuck u at boy
houston is just our what our control center is called because our stupid fucking boss is completely influenced by the move "Armagedon"
our job is to bomb america
>new destination acknowledged
>eta 5 minutes, 23 seconds
>navigation set and locked permantly unless a man on board changes it manually
>LEM is disengaged
>Nigger 2 is hurdling off into space.
Nav computer locked huh? Alright then....
Take manual control of propulsion, running slingshot trajectory through earth's upper atmosphere launching in the direction of the moon. Once this is confirmed, disconnect comms.
>you are not a man on board, captain.
one of our two men still in the command module will have to do that.
>WTC collision t-2 minutes.
I sure love shining laser pointers into the sky! Surely nothing will go wrong!
Ground to flight team, you are one man down and unable to carry out your mission, commence fuel dump and RTB. Mission ABORT. The whole thing is Charlie Foxtrot.
>Stage 2 rocket has collided with the WTC.
>LEM with Nigger 2 on board is in orbit with small but functional thrusters.
>National guard has no weapons capable of taking out Nigger 2 without causing damage to the atmosphere. The US president will have to sign an executive order allowing this.
>Niggers 1 and 3 are dead. Nigger 2 is still orbiting in the LEM.
>The LEM has exploded, killing Nigger 2.
>Do you want OP to start a new thread?
Funny you guys mention that. /B/ill Gates is already beating you to it.