An alien ship is on Comet 67 and is hacking the probe to broadcast a message back to Earth to prepare for the arrival of an ambassador ship and its escort.
Include audio from space such as the rings of saturn or the new clicking noise from the comet itself and a voice in broken English and German(the languages used on the probe).
Now a shocking news story this evening, Justin Bieber was alledgedly caught masturbating; to pictures of himself earlier in his career, we go to our corespondant, Megan, Megan do you have any thoughts?
I certainly do Sam, this is the latest in a shocking line of incidents by the troubles singer, his spokes person has stated on his behalf, and I quote "Justin has not denied these alligations, he has spoke out and said "It was myself, it's not illegal if it's me" we hope his fans will be understanding in this time"
Escalators escalators escalators!
Aiden Gillan is the villain in the upcoming Dr. Strange movie.
A new, technologically-superior Russian sub, the Black October, is heading for the U.S. coast under the command of Marko Ramius. The American government thinks Ramius is planning to attack. The president has ordered Defcon 1.
English, motherfucker, do you speak it? "pleasuring himself TO his own photos"
I think the question mark at the end is actually better than just a statement. Or an exclamation point. Cmon, this is supposed to be huge news!
These are pure gold, let's get posting these
keep them coming guys, try to vary the text a bit more
you are officially my hero, have some more tits, friend
use this picture
thats so far i made one more tweet above with >>579056770 this pic
Well done using a previous hashtag guys. Btw, anyone else think it's a good idea to have twitter accounts from /b/ users that do celebrity gossip in the "down time" so it's more believable when we want to pull something like this off?
My sister is already yelling how "that nolife hacker 4chan is hacking news about Justin Bieber". Keep it going, guys!