wish I were potty trained -_-
I just tried to starry a thread for this!!
Here is the link
so proud of you all, you heroic bastards
>let's trigger some bitches
tumblr anti-feminists are partly to blame as well
as well as common sense
Why is this thread not at the top of the first page?
>bump this epic shit
Should send her some delicious tips.
>let's trigger some bitches
lost harder than I ever have
Heaven you sjw scum who gives a fuck
She looks like tsim fuckis
That woman looks like what would happen if someone with progeria gained head-swelling mind powers and decided to wear a ridiculous wig before going out for a night on the town.
They caught up so fast because you're so predictable /b/.
Where is the /b/ that used to actually be witty and shit?
Why not vote to ban "is"
Endless fucking possibilities. And you settled on the obvious "feminism".
Actually the possibilities weren't endless. They were 10. TIMES chose to include feminist which is stupid on their part, we're just working together to do God's work. Quit acting like a little bitch.
All the words you listed are much mor obvious than feminism. Also there is a lot of shit going on right now about feminist idealogy, and bitches are turning into super cunts.
Also, why are you being a fucking drag? Are you a woman?
"Let's trigger some bitches."
>Cant tell if retard or troll
Her home address is listed on White pages, which is available to the public.
Start your pizza
>Let's trigger some bitches!
Fuck my sides are past orbit.
I love how liberal feminists are all about "sex equality" and yet this hypocrite lists herself as lady journalist, they literally cannot separate themselves from their victim identity
target is reading this thread now lol.
Oh shit niggers!
That was me.
I'm gonna smoke some weed about these feels.
I love how these feminist cunts always post shit like
>im on /b/ looking at their posts I know what they are doing
as if it will somehow stop us..
This is like watching a pack of niggers rape a 15yr old girl and saying
I can see what they are doing, I know their plan
Well I will have her know, that I have been out of diapers and a user of a toilet for 6 years now. (I am 19 btw.) What she said in the article has offended me greatly, Why can't we have equal rights for all of my diaper wearing friends? The toilet is a scary thing, one never know what may be lurking inside.
Fucking privileged bitch. Not all of us are fast learners. I'll have you know that I've been regularly taking shits in the toilet for a week now.
It's an annual thing TIME magazine does every year. It has no effect. It is only to gauge public opinion or something (ie they ran out of good ideas for things to write on).
>feminazis get mad when democracy doesn't go their way
I'm sure they can just rally tumblr to start the #banmen #banmale #banfather campaign, or something, if they are really that concerned about it.
Ruin what? The shitstack of opinions? Oh no!
I hope they keep the poll results even though I know they could never ban a word. Just to show that a bunch of people hate that word. It's so evil.
Congratulations. You've done it again. HUEHUEHUEUHE LETS GO ON TIME'S WEBSITE AND TROLL THE FEMINIST COMMUNITY HUEHUE. You guys are all trash. White cis scum garbage.Do any of you even know basic principals behind feminism? It's gender equality, something none of you ASSHOLES understand.
Have fun with your little "prank" . Dickwads.
Trying too hard, bro. At least I hope you are. Nobody should be that specific combination of self-entitled and stupid.
Good going /b/ro. 22 here. Had a close call the other day too, but luckily I was close to a toilet. Seems like I'm getting the hang of it now, but still wearing my depends just in case ya know.
Pick one nigger.
mfw the internet wasn't even a thing when I was 5
Holy hell it happened. https://archive.today/PqGlb
Nice /b/ro, 26 here, getting my 6 week chip tonight at group.
it was for me, good ol AOL shit ball land line, my grandpa used to tell me the sound was computers talking, i of course took it literally lol like that was a computer's voice, i would pick up the phone to listen to it because it was so cool
now thats some nastalgia, miss those days
>go online - keyword nick
i get sonfused for a 9fag irl when i speak
>so i don't
> Be me but Mexican
> walking down street after taco taco barritto with Pedro my Austrian cousin
> Sally granger walks past with with a hole in her hosiery
>Pedro is about to call out when I stop him with a gentle finger to his lip
> no Pedro you must not
> Pedro asks why not what is the matter
> we don't need to be triggering no bitches Pedro
It's time like these I learn to laugh and love again
What if they put 'feminist' on the list, fully anticipating that 4chan minded individuals would vote for it en-masse.
Doing so with the intention of whipping it into a big ol' whine-fest about how society really is sexist, ra-ra-patriarchy, raaaaape etc. etc. ad fucking nauseum. Therein, garnering further support/media attention while painting us as villains.
Guys, I think we're playing right into their hands.
Finally somethings happening in this shithole again
It's not in my nature to give these feminist sorts credit, but it's a fearful notion; thinking that we might be playing to their tune.
people need to stop diaper shaming and accept the fact that I regularly shit myself. I for one embrace my lack of bowel control and feel you all should join me! Enough of people asking "why don't you just not shit yourself" its not that fucking simple okay? I have a genetic condition and I'm not gonna have people let me believe that it's something to be ashamed of! #yesallpantypoopers
The Mormons haven't come with my free book of Mormon yet.
the more expensive the better, meats only since they only do like 5 toppings
dont forget cheesy bread
one of every two liter
six of every sauce
special instructions - pick up half gallon of jack on way
because feminist make peoples eyes water
Because feminists are salt and hairy
Because feminists are gay
>hot sauce with extra hot sauce
Because feminist are so butt hurt their ass hole is on fire
>whatever has the most fat
Because they are all landwhales
>lots of tomato sauce
because "muh free bleeding"
This pizza is called the "femaritta
Because it's easy to see why that would be the case. Unless you live in the most northern parts of the nation, you don't get those storms but once to three times a year. Meanwhile, the Finnish live that shit. Easy to pass off cold temps when you are used to it. Hell, there might even be a physical adaptation to families who have lived there for generations.
ask for the delivery man to tell her "have some for your butthurt"
4chan is one person it doesn't matter
Why not just call it Equalism....
if it was about
equality for both genders
>Let's trigger some bitches
fuck that's a good line.
you can order without making an account, and you can select to pay in cash. im gonna send her some indian food
>I hope she is, then she can see all the great free stuff she is getting!
>Then with bated breath she will wait
>Every time someone opens the door she will get ready to elks the dinosaur but alas it is not 4chan
>Then suddenly! A glorious neck beard walks through the door
>he carries hundreds of pizzas!
>he has Books of Mormon, cardboard boxes and building supplies
>he's got magazine subscriptions for her
>he carries so much stuff his strength must rival the power of over 9000 men!
>he dumps it on top of her in a gear pile
>then leans in close as she suffocates as the free stuff crushed her weak female form
>he whispers "it was my privilege"
didnt even think of grubhub
also google zip with things like delivery service
in large cities all kinds of fucks deliver, convenience stores, liquor stores, asian foods, etc
Yes. you see TIME is the secret ruler of the world and their work is law. Last year that banned the word: [This Word has been banned by TIME] hence you never see it used anymore
Order placed as Jamie Russell with phone number (985)-655-2500.
Two large pizzas, one without cheese and with triple sausage, the other one loaded up with tons of toppings. 2 liter coke.
i dont get the pizza thing (im not murican) so you send pizza to a place and you dont have to pay for that before they deliver? i mean come one i wouldnt send pizzas if nobody pays before
forgot to add in it was a 50/50 male&female equality awerness group that the femnazis screamed at. And the femnazis also set off the firealarm to stop the seminar.
and they didn't get arrested, even though it's filmed.
OHHH SHIT I HOPE THEY FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS
Shit ain't workin' nigga.
Jehovah’s Witnesses dot ORG
In their "contact us" section, you can request a free bible study, just give them your home address and they'll come to talk with you about finding Christ. I mean damn, I didn't even know the guy was missing. And I thought the only way to him was through him so that means that Christ has to find himself in order to find himself.
you havent reached the minimum for delivery. how many times did your whore mother drop you on your head? then again id probably drop my retard son too if i had 3 cocks in my ass
yeah white cis scum, the kind of human that has flourished most successfully on this planet. yeah garbage! normal-people garbage! not worth a dang thing, just toss em out! the world won't come crumbling around my stinky retard-ears if we got rid of all the heterosexual correct-gendered soapscum! my demented ass-backwards self image reigns supreme! dumbshit bitchcunt. idiot-fart faggot-face, die in your putrid computer chair you're destined for a shit life.
>not understanding minimum delivery
Sign her up! She needs the holy spirt deep inside her. She needs to come to Jebus. Let me check the Westboro Bapist Church, maybe they have an out reach mail program.
captcha DIVERSific lieVIEWS
Diverse, lie, views, fate I think?
Someone get to a pay phone
Call her office, workplace, whatever
Tell whoever answers you are an inspector with the FBI and may believe there is a credible threat to her
Ask to be up on the phone with her
Tell her she needs to STAY at work where she is
Tell her you'll need her contact numbers to get hold of her in 15 minutes when the protection unit gets there
Provide her number to anons
Hope she likes the book of Mormon