Hey /b/, I want to break my arm. The backstory is long and boring, and I know no one gives a fuck anyways. I want it to be easy, no permanent damage, preferably less painful, and most importantly I need to be able to trick or force myself into doing it, because OP is a pussy ass bitch. I know its gonna hurt and its stupid and all that shit. Please help guys. Also, I want one of these sweet fucking casts but I dont know if my hospital can do them...
Not bad. I could do it on my stairwell railing.
Also I need to be able to pass it off as an accident.
Its not like I'm doing this to get out of anything. Like I said, the story is long and boring, but I'm pissed the fuck off and i want to break my arm. Thats about all there is to it.
OP I have a surprisingly pain-free method that I stumbled into completely by accident. I didn't even know it was broken until the next day when it started to bruise
I'll tell you how to do it if you explain your back-story.
Fine, since you guys asked. I'll try to keep it brief. Also, don't tell me its not a big deal because there's more context and emotion than I can explain in any reasonable amount of time. Pretty much, I'm on an high school (dont even mention it) engineering team. I've dedicated the past 3ish years of my life to getting a prestigious position on the team, but it went to someone who is far less qualified than myself just because I'm too argumentative and stubborn. Since the team has pretty much been my life for the past 3 years, I'm not sure what I'm going to do. I want to break my arm for a few reasons. The first being that I'm trying as hard as possible not to hurt anyone else. The second being that its a pretty solid fuck you to my coach, which is exactly the intent.
get a cast and pretend you broke your arm. problem solved :^)
how is breaking your arm a "solid fuck you" ?
why would he be offended by some kid breaking his arm? explain yourself and you get the answer
oh man you're gonna be stoked at how easy it is
OPs a dumbfuck. just fake the fucking injury
My parents are doctors.... I've considered my options here
Engineering. We use our hands a lot. A broken arm would slow that process down, and since right now I'm pretty much the only one who is doing anything on the team, the goal is to demonstrate that I'm a necessary part of the team, more so than the useless bitch who got the position
well one faggot back in my highschool just hit the wall like it was a boxing bag as hard as possible. Although he thought that it will be cool idea so he wont have to write during the class time, but everyone called him lamer.
It took him 2-3 weeks if I remember correctly to recover
alrright. find a tree
jump out of tree
shoulder-slam the ground.
Then just tell your parents what you're trying to do and why. They will do either one of two things:
1) Support you or give you better suggestions
2) Help you rationalize the situation and your emotions
It is highly likely that your doctor parents are going to know far better than you do. Just be honest with them and listen to what they have to say. If you've already adopted the mindset that "oh well they're parents they don't understand" then you've already failed. In which case, have fun breaking your arm!
Its easier to get permanent damage from finger breaks. I don't want twisted fingers (one of my fingers is already pretty twisted from a nasty break a few years ago).
Thats the idea.
Well no shit my parents would tell me not to, and no shit not doing this is the smart choice. That said, I still plan on doing it.
I'd have to go to my engineering lab to use the vice, but there are always people in there. Plus, how would I pass it off for an accident?
How do you know they will tell you not to? Where's the harm in faking a broken arm? Your parents are (hopefully) humans with emotions too. If you're doing this to get back at someone they will likely understand. Yes they will be opposed to actually breaking it. But faking it.. thats another story.
Sit down, put one leg on top of your arm and one leg under your arm, so it's kind of sandwiched inbetween. Then make sure that the leg on top of you're arm is pushing down and the other leg is pushing up. You may also have to support your elbow with your other arm. This is a good method which will almost certainly work.
I'm gonna be straight. if you wanna do it, then do it. stop looking for easy or painless way, it doesn't exist. get drunk and smash your arm on the corner of a wall til it breaks.
Don't try to be creative, just be violent.
Considered that. Would do it if I could find a way to do it without getting arrested. Its pretty easy to tie a broken window to a guy in the ER with glass stuck in his arm.
Mhm tell the guy watching me break my arm with a vise that the vise didn't do it, I tripped down the stairs. There are a lot of people in the area, theres no way to get it to myself.
I know my parents, thats why. Just trust me on this one.
Suggestion noted. ATM its either this or wedging my arm in a railing or a drawer and slamming it into the side
sorry for the delay OP. you have provided justification for your cause. here's what you do
>join a competitive sports league
>play as competitively as you possibly fucking can
>that testosterone is flowing
>go to the changeroom and swing your arm as hard as you can towards a 90 degree wall joint
>your arm will wrap very slightly, rebound, and bruise however the pain will be significantly less than you expect
>if you're worried, also pop 3-4 extra strength advils beforehand
>go rock-climbing and ask for the "bouldering" area
>while nobody is looking (check for cctv), remove the foam padding beneath the climbing area then get to it
>bouldering is climbing without a harness
>the beauty here is that, when your arms get too tired they will become numb (due to them being always vertically above your heart)
>let yourself drop, stick out one arm
>raise high hell about the mat being absent
Remember to take some painkillers like half an hour before you actually attempt to do it. Also get some shit made out of wood so you have something to chew on (gonna need that)
I must say I like that 2nd method. The first wouldn't work cause I gotta get this done within the next few days.
Yup. Thanks for the useful advice.
Damn it... I cant say I expected anything different though
Will a sprained leg be sufficient? When I was young, one time I was running around the house really fast and at one point my leg hit an angle of a wooden desk thing hard enough to sprain it for a while. You might be able to accomplish the same thing with an arm. It hurt, but it wasn't unbearable by any means. It hurt about as much as you'd expect a sprain to hurt, but I needed a cast and crutches for a while so it was still substantially debilitating.
speaking of less invasive measures, you should considering spraining your thumb. it's incredibly easy to do if you have a friend you trust
get them to kick balls at you (pretend to be goalkeeper) and stick your thumb out in a thumbs-up position at a 45 degree angle to the ball - ie your knuckles and back of your hand are both at 45 degrees to the ball coming at you
the ball has to clip your thumb and very briefly bend it into an unnatural position. it hurts but not nearly as badly as a break
heres what you could do that happened to me
Toss a football(not soccer ball) around with a friend, preferably fairly far and thrown fast. But catch the ball like a retard with fingers fully extended. You know have sprained your fingers with minimal permanent damage
I know my way around a bouldering gym. First time I broke my arm I fell off of a thick 3ft tall mat at the bottom of my school's mini rock wall, landed backwards on my arm and it fractured clean and relatively painless. Looking for something like that, would do it again but that would be suspicious.
Its in my posts above. I'll greentext in a bit if I'm not busy replying
Nah, thats not a huge issue. Its more the sentiment of oh my wrist is broken, too bad I cant work for the team, oh no it looks like fuck all is getting done
Fucking hell no thumbs hurt. Broke my thumb playing dodgeball, most painful break of my life by far. Advice to anyone else breaking a bone: dont break your thumb. It seems painless. Its not.
Or get some cloth, towel or something and wrap it around your arm. Then find a corner of a wall and rest the arm you want to break against one side of a corner. Then grab the forearm firmly with your other hand and lean on it with all your force.
Also, this is obvious but anyway, make sure your arm doesn't face the wall sideways. Choose either upper or lower side of your arm to lean agains the wall.
Good luck I guess. If I were you, I'd probably reconsider though, like seriously. But, you are your own person, if you want to do it, do it, but do it safe and do it right. And post pics.
this, just get violently ill like puking and shitting everywhere and you wont be able to participate and your team will fall apart or whatever. it wont hurt as much and is easier to
OP, i highly suggest any way that involves falling because as opposed to the other methods, you won't be able to pussy out. once you fall or jump it's done, whereas you using a vice, your legs or anything else where you consciously make the effort will probably result in you backing out, if anything out of instinct for self-preservation.
>tl;dr: do it like that kid in the movie with the huge party, get drunk as fuck and jump down the ceiling on top of your arm. guaranteed broken and the booze will both ease the pain and stop you from backing out.
The competition is the part I want to be at, I just want to show my coach that I make shit happen and that without me hes screwed. Plus, broken arms are just so much more exciting
Yeah. I found a vise at my house, but its too slow. You have to break your arm a half crank at a time, which is a little slow for me. I'm thinking maybe trip myself down my stairs. I have been known to do that
Alcohol is a no go. My brother is around and my parents could smell it on my breath
Yes I am. No arguments there, ironically enough
You might very well be the smartest guy on the team. But that does not automaticaly make you suitable as captain/leader. Maybe this other guy is really good at coordinating the team members skills or something like that? You got to admit you come of a little autistic.
I know that I'm coming off as autistic but I also know the team dynamic.
Heres the greentext if you're interested
>be on high school engineering team
>insanely committed, devote my life to the team
>position promised to me as a freshman, because I fit the requirements and we needed someone to do it
>next year a girl joins the team, automatically carried through all the shit I had to deal with. She's put in a leadership position because of her gender
>Finally comes time for me to take my promised position
>Wait no we're going to have a meeting
>Coach gives her the spot because I have a reputation of being argumentative and because we need female representation
>Coach doesn't even know me well enough to know if I really am stubborn, so I get pissed
>now I'm here, trying to break my arm because I want to show the coach and my team that I'm the one who makes things happen
>also breaking my arm so I dont let my emotions get the better of me and punch her in the face or some such shit
Hey, call me crazy, have you considered growing the fuck up? This is an option, grow the fuck up shitstain. This is why you weren't chosen, because you're an immature fuckwad who can't lead others. If it pisses you off that bad, QUIT.
Find a heavy metal door open it and keep your hand firmly on the handle and take off as fast as you can closing the door directly on your wrist, shit will break and it will be hard to bitch out.
Let me guess: you want to get a fuckton of opioids, don't you Opie?
Dude, you're proving you're stubborn and unfit for leadership by considering BREAKING YOUR OWN FUCKING ARM! You should explain your position to the coach, that you are hurt at not being asked but understand and recognise his concerns. Ask to be instated as a co-captain, show you can play ball.
>mfw back in highschool a kid that we all kinda didn't like was trying to get attention
>wanted everyone to punch his arm so he could say he hurt it and couldn't do sports today
>all lay into his arm
>goes red and stuff, complained about it hurting
>next day comes to school with a cast
>mfw wrist fracture
OP is a little bitch. Man up and tell your coach they're a faggot.
I personally would just talk to the coach about my concerns and tell him just how pissed I was about it.
If you're still intent on doing this, I would suggest having a friend hit my arm with a baseball bat or something similar as hard as possible less risk of you backing out or not doing it hard enough to fracture.
You guys caught me, I am actually completely fucking autistic. My doctor also just diagnosed me with oxygen-deficiencies in my brain, down syndrome, and mental retardation. Any suggestions as to how to carry out natural selection?
Itried. Problem is he knows me by my reputation, not by who I actually am.
Got a laugh
Cause my teachers talk to my parents, and they would be like oh so how did he break his arm and my parents would be like well what the fuck is going on and I would probably get my shit rekt for pretending to have a broken arm
Lets get this thread back on track, shall we? This autistic faggot wants to break his arm. How should he do it?
those instructions are unclear
he could easily break his humerus on accident you careless bastard
Cant have a friend help, theyd just talk to my parents instead. (Gasp, my friends are decent people)
Well no shit? Here let me go get the gun!
>everything changes when a female enters the room
welcome to the world of engineering. here are your options:
A) Grow a unibrow
B) Change your major unless you want to work with these autistic fucks the rest of your life
Ever skated before? No? Get on a skateboard and skate around. Better yet, go to a skate park where you can ride a bowl for the first time and fall face down. You'll instinctively place your hands in front of you to break your fall.
Out here people are trying to get injured to get out of the military, so there are always creative and insane ideas to fuck your body up
>peel and cut a potato
>wrap it tightly around the palm of your hand
>go to sleep/leave it there for a few hours
>potato absorbs all the juices in your hand, making it dry as fuck
>smash your hand against the wall
it'll break easily
have fun being a faggot and thinking the hurting yourself is a "fuck you" to someone else
Honestly, the only way this is gonna work is if someone breaks it for you or you jump off of something and break it that way. I don't think most people have the willpower to generate enough force to break their own arm.
Yeah he wont be able to do it, we are strong enough to bite our fingers off easily, but our brains simply wont allow us to mutilate/damage yourself that badly becouse fear of multilation is lone of the most primary fears we have.
At least I'm not denying it
Yeah you're probably right on that one. I'm thinking about propping up my arm on a table and then tying my arm to a 25lb dumbbell with a belt and dropping it off the table, then the force should fracture the arm
Dude im begging you to stop being this edgy, you probably are way too fucking immature to comprehend this but i can guaran-fucking-tee you that you will accomplish NOTHING doing this, it will actually most likely backfire at you and lower your position and value in the team, what good is to a army an soldier who has been shot in the fucking legs?
Put your forearm in between a car door and the body and have someone slam it. The foam won't cause it to be as painful but the force from the door should snap at least one of the bones. I reconmmend drinking a bit before doing this, breaking a bone is very painful no matter how you do it. But good luck man. Hope it works. Post a video of it.
I know my mustard gas, faggot
Thats why I'm trying to fracture it and not get explode it or some such dumb ass shit, not to say that fracturing my arm still isn't fucking dumb
Wow what the fuck happened to /b/, I thought you guys loved people cutting off their own heads with chainsaws, and now you wont even deal with someone breaking their arm? If I'm a flaming faggot thats my issue, not yours
Yeah whatever, ignore our advice and grow to be a faggot who tries to accomplish his goals by trying to make people feel sorry for him.
I hope you got some permanent damage on your arm and it ruins any chance you have at working in that fucking field of yours
>I'm on an high school (dont even mention it) engineering team.
>I'm on an high school
Lmfao how is this a solid fuck you? How about you man up, walk up to him then say fuck you. That'll be solid. But instead you want to cripple yourself which can be a burden on you for the rest of your life. You're either trolling or autistic.
Do you have logic? You're just proving to very one that you're stubborn and retarded for breaking your arm. If you're saying that you're that important then leave the fucking team.
i understand the whole issue and the reason for the arm break.
but you could also just do it like people do to enterprises IRL to get bonuses: threaten to leave.
if you really are the one doing shit, then just go to the coach and say you're thinking of leaving because you've been working too much and getting jack shit to show for it. if he argues you just tell him you're sure the new girl can handle it.
he'll get the point and then there's 3 possibilities:
>they ignore you and go to shit, while you salvage whatever you can and move on.
>they get pissed at having to do everything and miss you knowing your shit and bring you back
>they manage without you (but perhaps not as well as they expected)
This is why I didn't fucking want to explain context. I want to break my arm, simple as that. I probably will do it tonight, if I can man up. Otherwise, I'm going to wait until some night when my parents are out of town, get drunk, and take a dive off of a chair or something.
Most likely the last option will happen except they won't have any trouble moving on without him. Judging from op's logic I'm pretty sure he's autistic and expendable. He just thinks too high of himself. That ego and stubbornness was the reason why he wasn't fit for leadership.
if you don't know how to apply enough force to create a break your own body with the suggestions you have already been given you aren't much of an student much less an engineer.
also i have dealt with dumbasses like you. your problem is that you don't know how to convey your idea clearly without becoming buttfrustrated and thus remaining logical….like a woman. since you were promised the position based on your initial engineering talent, you assumed that would carry you into your leadership role. when they explained to you in the meeting that was your chance to stay calm and refute them in a manner which would prove you right and them wrong.
this is where you start to blame life as "fucked up". this will become a repeating pattern in your life as you constantly seek blame for something that is an inherent problem within yourself.
Then do it. The whole fucking team will laugh at you behind your back. Not only that but they will no longer have respect for you. In their eyes you will be a feminine loser who wasn't man up to face his problems, so you go and break your a to get some attention from everyone. You showed them real good.
I'm not offended, and nor have I claimed that my life is fucked up or any such things. All I want is suggestions to break my arm. Nothing more, nothing less. Theres a reason I only provided the story after people asked.
Yup, you really got me good there. I'm so hurt that someone on the internet thinks I'm a fag. Feel free to leave
quite a bit of hostility there bro, you projecting or something?
i don't really doubt OP could be the actual working force behind the project because competent people getting shat on and substituted for shit people because of connections or because they're female happens a fucking lot, even in big companies. sure, he might be a faggot ranting on /b/ but who knows, he might be justified.
Why not try being an self-reliant individual and just quit. It's obviously not fun or beneficial for you to remain there, so why bother?
All this drama, attention-whoring, and office-politic levels of bullshit is pathetic. Fucking faggots these days, I swear.
>painless method at school
>threaten to sue school
>have more clout because it happened to you before and this time it's worse
>tell them you want the position on the team to keep quiet
>Drive to highway
>pullover and pretend car broke down
>step out and extend arm with thumb up while car is coming
>obliterate arm with car for sweet cast
I still don't understand how breaking your arm accomplishes more than quitting.
Quitting means you get to watch shit hit the fan from the outside.
Breaking your arm means, well, you broke your fucking arm and get to experience shit hitting the fan from the inside.
Quitting is the least painful option.
Play soccer for your national team. Go to war to fight the Nazis. Get caught and got to POW camp. Play goalie. Have Sylvester Stallone valued more than you. Have Michael Caine kick you. Viola!
Well, since youre all that smart, it shouldnt be to dificult for you to figure out how to break your arm. I take it you mostly needed to ventilate your emotions huh? Still feel like breaking that arm now that you got to talk about for awhile?
heres the thing. what i wrote wasn't meant to be offensive in anyway. it was just the harsh truth. this is what leadership takes.
also let me tell you something. you will never be able to summon the strength to harm yourself to the point of breaking a bone. it takes real will power to keep going past the point of breaking something. theres been enough replies for you to think thru and commit to by now. you are assuming that this is the best course of action. but come on. it was the first thing you thought of right. you didn't think of anything else but this. you are weak in the mind. you have knowledge but no wisdom. you want an outcome but have no discipline. you wanted a solution but you are the problem.
Dude, my advice. Dont do it and see a shrink. Im not kidding either, im not hating nor being your typical 4chan dickhead, im just concerned as to why tf youd do this. This behavior isnt healthy and your obvious setbacks (stubborness, argumentative attitude) isn't helping. That your if mentality got you to lose that position in the first place why keep fueling it? Why not change those aspects and better yourself haha sincerely the voice of reason
bro heres where you see his "problem". once he thinks he has seen the "solution" thats the solution and nothing else considered by anyone will satisfy him. quitting is obviously the logical thing to do and will get him the revenge he is wanting. also he's too much of a pussy to deal with self harm.
the coach was right
please share your story, op. This is the perfect place and I'm very interested.
While I admit you are mostly right, there's one part that you're wrong about. I've tried just about everything politically to explain that I'm the best person for the job. Having your dream job taken from you kinda kills rationality and emotion at the same time, though. I've moved past giving a fuck. I've actually tested a few methods to see if I could carry through with them so far. My wrist is pretty banged up, but the bone is intact so far. I wont deny that I'm a pussy and that it's been hard but I'm pretty devoted, as my stubbornness will attest to.
I'm pretty done with the why, and I have some options for the how. I'm just trying to get it done. I downed 4 extra strength painkilers so everything is getting kinda tingly.
The obvious reason that he doesn't simply leave the team is because he is worried that he isn't as important as he thinks he is.
Breaking his arm is a win two fold:
1. If he IS worth a shit, everyone will realize it.
2. If he isn't worth a shit, it doesn't matter because he accidentally broke his arm and now he can't help.
Basically OP is a bitch.
I just don't see how breaking your arm is going to show anybody anything at all. If the team does badly afterwards, then it will be be blamed on you and your broken arm, and not the fact that some girl was named captain.
Engineers are supposed to thing logically to solve problems. Your solution accomplishes nothing, other than causing yourself a bunch of pain.
Mate. You got sidelined from a high school engineering team. Nobody in your school even gives a flying fuck about you, much less in the entire world. You're not getting paid for it, you're not getting into school because of your shitty legos and toothpick models, exactly zero fucks will be given because it's teenage trivial bullshit.
I've been fired before for something that wasn't even my fault. It's no big deal.
Grow the fuck up.
Op, i want you to just stop and realize something real quick.
What happens when you break your arm, go crying to the team, and then get told this:
>ok? sit out for a while? its not like we actually need you.
I want you to think about this because this is what is going to happen. Because you have put so much time into this club that wont matter for shit once you graduate, your mind has slowly adjusted itself to thinking "Im doing all the work! everyone else is a pleb! hurrrr". Your going to be so crushed by the teams reaction that i think you just might kill yourself, not even joking. Just because you think you are doing all the work does not mean no one else can do the work. Its a HIGH SCHOOL ENGINEERING CLUB. I highly doubt you are using anything advanced at this point. So how about you grow up, get good grades, go to university, and then start thinking about doing irrational shit when it actually fucking matters.
I have deduced that op is underageb&, mods please trash this thread or at least ban OP.
also, when you do inevitably end up killing yourself once you find out your just a small cog in the machine, please film it so we can have another .webm in our rekt threads.
>sage goes in all fields.
Nope. Your team members will shrug their shoulders and go "oh well, have to make do. Hey, newgirl isn't so bad after all, and she's not as thickheaded as OP either. Why don't we just make her permanent."
Is it FIRST robotics?
I could easily see someone committed to that organization being autistic enough to break their own arm to prove a point.
I think you have inflated sense of self-worth if you believe the team will grind to a halt if you break your arm. Everyone wlse will just have to work a little harder to make up for your useless and whiny ass. Just quit the damn team if you hate it that much, faggot.
^This. Your plan is is pretty good, OP. It's actually a bit more intelligent than most are giving you credit for. However, the worst thing that can happen is the above. Them being releaved that they don't have to deal with your shit or that they simply don't care that you can't help. THAT will be the crushing blow. Your psyche has shown that you can't even handle your "promosion" given to someone else, how will you be able to handle the realization that you were never important?
>>if I quit to make a point everyone will think I'm even more of a massive fag
You're breaking your arm in the hopes this will hurt anyone but yourself. I think that ship has long since fucking sailed, mate.
My god I volunteered to help out with anything they wanted me to do after school back in when I was in high school. I ended up doing nothing that entire semester but it got me on the good side of my autistic technology education teacher.
If you're on an "engineering team" and you think you're such hot shit that this "prestigious position" should have been yours, and you think the team is going to be fucked without your uber-skilled hand (so you're going to break your arm to spite them), BUT you don't recognize that cast as an obvious design concept rather than a real project... well, maybe you aren't the hot shit you think you are.
Op stop ignoring our advice.
Just stop and realize that some of us have been where you are at right now and not everyone on /b/ wants you to die( at least not yet).
please read >>579122453
You can still stop this, take a chill pill, go kill some shit on call of duty or whatever game you play, and move on over this obstacle.
You are only hurting yourself.
>Sage goes in all fields.
Its FIRST, bitch. I think we've established that I'm autistic already
For the record, everyone, I'm pretty sure it's broken already but I want to be sure, so I'm going to do a little more work on it. I hit it pretty hard with a hammer
I dont want an intervention, I want to break my arm and be done with it. There's nothing more to it. Its a stupid decision, but its mine and I'm going to do it.
Wait wait wait. Who the hell "promises" a 2-years-down-the-road prestigious/leadership position to a freshie?
Also if the coach "doesn't even know you well enough", why do you think you're such a completely crucial part of the team? Protip: If you were actually important, coach would know you.
And if you're an overly argumentative, stubborn, spiteful little bitch, maybe coach is right to not put you position of authority or whatever.
Also LOL highschool drama
He won't listen. It's just how people are. In his brain right now everyone is retarded and their opinions won't matter. Nothing you say will change his mind. But when he break his arm, the physical pain will be so unbearable he'll regret it. But he said that he's going for a fracture not a break after reading this thread.
So, both your parents are doctors, and you messed up your wrist in failed attemps. And now you're hammering your arm hoping for the best?
You don't think your DOCTOR parents can tell from the fucking hammer marks and wrist it was self-inflicted?
post pics and then livestream when you inevitably an hero.
Stop stalling and fracture your arm already. Closest thing to an easy fracture is mustard gas and you already turned that down so just fall on your arm or go to sleep
How do you know it's fractured? It might be the pain killer high fucking with you. You gotta fuck it up good! Make sure that it looks fucked up then you'll know for sure you've fucked it up to the point of needing a cast
OP on phone. Here are the vise marks
THAT Club is a shitshow! I can't believe you would break your arm over it!
Jesus Christ, I know your type. Protip: literally nobody will care. Hell, your 'mentors' probably do all the work for you faggots anyway. Just quit, nobody will think less of you.
>buh MUH FRINEDS!!11
You sound like a bitchy emotional sperg. I doubt anyone there will want you for a leader, much less a friend. Don't mistake their tolerance for goodwill. On my team, we voted for leaders. I bet you didn't get picked because you're a nerd with a Napoleon complex.
Idk about your arm but if you wanna break ur ankle I got a way.
> find tree stump
> nail boot to a tree through the toe area
>put foot in boot
>have a baseball bat
>proceed to hit your ankle in the boot as hard as you can
Not tightened, of course. I tightened it until it was well past the point of cutting off circulation to my hand, then I pulled my elbow to the right until it made a few popping noises. Now it hurts to move. It feels kinda like a burning sensation right in the bone. Tingles all the way up to my fingers. Hoping for no nerve damage.
Sorry to all you Anons who were hoping for a gore thread, this shit is harder than it looks.
How does a fractured arm keep you from participatnig in the engineering club again?
I'm on 5 extra strength painkillers. I'll know for certain in the morning, but I'm about 85% on a fracture
...read the thread. Its up there somewhere.
I can hope, cant I?
I cannot deny any of these statements. At least I delivered. Eventually.
I bet that girl who was given the "leader" position isnt doing the same thing as you are doing tonight. Seems like they made the right choice. I'm not gonna call you a faggot, I'm gonna say you are frightening, like perhaps have tinge of pyschosis or some form of severe sadistic narcissism, I really suggest you see professional therapy help because you need to realize this isnt a normal way to respond to your situation. Every one of us is reading your reason and saying WTF.
>hit it pretty hard with a hammer
OP gave himself a boo-boo
I'm well aware. I probably do have a mental disorder. But if nothing else, its been a good night. I became slightly less of a pussy. Having my arm in a vise was not so fun, nor was hitting it with a hammer, but that only lasted for 5 minutes.
You are actually retarded. While you're breaking your arm, please consider breaking your neck as well.
Probably that I fell down the stairs. If I did it right, there should only be one fracture, which is a pretty generic injury. Maybe tell them that I tripped? It shouldn't really matter. I've broken each wrist, the first time falling off of a 3ft pad backwards, the other arm falling off of a horse, I broke my thumb playing dodgeball, and I broke a finger falling off of a stage and all my weight went onto my prop sword, which was on top of my finger. They're pretty used to it, and I don't have a history of self-injury, so should be no big deal. They catch me and I'm thoroughly fucked though
I dont think you did anything to become less of a pussy. Frankly you showed even more that you're a pussy. Its a pretty pussy way to deal with it. A man would say 'fuck that bitch', I'm better than her... A guy whos not a pussy would literally go figure out how to 'fuck that bitch'. A gentlman would say 'well deserved, i wish her luck'. The average sane person would say "eh, oh well... you win some you lose some" ..... notice none of the options i presented were "break my own arm"