ITT: really inconvenient super powers.
> the ability to teleport only when you're sleeping
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Kinda sounds cool:
>Teleport every time you fall asleep
>Cannot control where on earth you go
>Become super survivalist since you never know what situation you will be in when you wake up
The ability to activate the effects of any drug at any time, without side effects.
>you'll probably never be sober again and be a dropout of society, living in your own drugworld
my superpower is having a small cock
I know, man. Just think about it. I'm walking down the street, I see a beautiful young lady, I look at her, and then just like that all her clothes are gone. She tries to cover up, but it's too late. I've seen everything. I've seen it all.
>Every time you sneeze your head catches fire.
>Whenever you use your super strength you get one year older.
>Whenever you have sex another person(s) they become an elephant
>You can shoot lazers out of your eyes but you can't see while using them
Limited but still useful
Only have sex in or near zoos, that way you can just leave them there
Pretty good with practice
>The ability to read someone's thoughts, but only when they're strangling you