I'm fucking a beautiful blonde escort later today. 18 years old and finally losing my virginity. Any advice for later?
>22 year old escort with tight pussy
Sure.... Sure it is.
bleating like a wookie at the moment of truth makes the female instantly cum i heard. Also;
shouldn't you have your shit straight before you tell it?
>she's 22 years old
>She's actually 21
Make up your mind sunshine. Why would I be mad at your delusions of a hooker's twat? Well done, cunt. Merry fucking Christmas,
But she said it was very tight. Which means it's either tight or a tiny bit lose. There's something called common sense. If someone says they have an extremely large cock their not exactly going have a 4 incher right.
>never had sex
>not into creampies
boy you are a virgin when you think it is more satisfying to jack yourself to finish instead of having her pussy milk it out of your dick. don't you know they do that shit for the cameras?
Is this guy seriously bragging he's about to fuck a whore?
you've come far in life...
And you don't think hookers lie to get business? You poor naive cunt. I'm calling b8.
You're talking about common sense? You're telling me that this girl who does nothing but take dick for a living and who literally earns more money if she tells fool that her pussy is tight, you're telling me that this whore has a tight pussy? Apparently you don't know what common sense is.
The next step:
Yeah that wasn't fair, I simply deduced from the fact that you're 18 and can't get anyone to fuck you, that you are pathetic. That's not necessarily true, you might be horribly disfigured or some shit.
>has to pay for sex
>has to argue with people on the internet to justify him being a loser
>asks same people for advice on how to not bust his nut in 2 seconds.
I guarantee she is charging you more money because you have asian shit-tier genes. I hope she stares you dead in the eye without even blinking so you know you aren't even touching the sides with your micro-asian penis, Enjoy your aids
Youll quickly realize the vagina is the best place to plant your seeds. I was a virgin once with the same mindset as you. You'll learn, we all did
Oh, so all 50 year old vaginas are as tight as they were when they were 8?
Wait until a few kids have come out of there and it's had to have been sewn shut a couple of times.
Don't claim to know shit. Just because you've probably bust your nut once or twice in your cousin or your dog doesn't make you an expert.
>I have a tight pussy you'll Iove it.
>go ahead, stick your hand in there
So OP sticks his hand in there.
>go ahead, stick your other hand in there.
OP has both arms elbow deep in her vag
> now clap
OP can't clap
> see how fucking tight I am?