pics that make you wish you had a vagina
more orgasm envy than anything
I wish I could have a gaping vagina covered in and filled up with cum..
Even better if he stuffed his cock in my mouth to clean it after and then washed it down with a belly full of his piss.
I love that the artist changed the names of the products, as if this image is going to become so famous that Coca Cola not only tracks it down to him but then also goes after him for copyright infringement.
Try buying a toy shaped like a dog cock.. see what she thinks of how it feels? The knot is awesome.. she might find she loves it and wants to try the real thing.
Of course, dogs really -are- rough lovers.. they don't give a fuck if she ain't ready for it.. so.. caveat emptor
trademark infringement is nuts anon. it is on a protect it or lose it basis. thus sue everything
Opinion on lube/bare back? My Lacta Bovine (Her idea for a pet name...I try not to judge) wants to get a filling of puppy and human semen at some point when it is time for kids
I'm not sure I understand your question. Do I like lube and bare back? Yes and yes.
Using it with a dog? I would apply a liberal amount of lube inside of her before letting the dog go at her.. they are rough, as I said.
Also, that's hot as fuck..let the dog fuck her and then you fuck her and try to impregnate her? Love it.
second line was intent, but that is more than happy.
We come up with some interesting ideas deep in the night. That was one of the more interesting ones that we had. Trying to adapt milking machines for human use was another. Wish I backed up those pics
Pro tip for lurkers: Chunkers/chubbies in the medical field can get so kinky it is not even funny.
they are not cheap due to the QC on the silicone and molds.
I have quite a few of the bad dragon toys. Go for one of those. The medium size toys are fairly large for someone that isn't that adventurous, but still feel awesome. You can't go wrong with Bad Dragon.
I recommend medium firmness
you may want to go ask in a thread on /d/ or one of the Furry threads here. they tend to know stuff like that, in addition to the sizes that are the closest.
or listen to this guy. what is your opioion on the injector dildos?
Yeah, I wish penises had tampons too. I don't get why we don't get anything for when we're bleeding out of our dicks, doesn't make sense. It's sexist giving the women something and just letting us men bleed.
Cum tube is -always- worth it. The cum tube is awesome. All my toys have it. If you run the toy through the dish washer first, the silicone they use retains heat -very- well.. and it will feel very warm in you.. and the cum lube will be super warm as it passes through the toy.. very awesome.
There are a couple dog toys. Generic 'dog cock' toy is pretty much this https://bad-dragon.com/products/razor
She IS the best thing to happen to me and my doge.
...fuck we need more porn in this thread. Work travel sucks.
say anon, you did see the thread of alternate cock injectors in Gif, right?
don't pressure him, but you absolutely should start getting him used to contact down there. I know quite a few dogs who have started willingly mounting at a year or less. Some never warm up to the concept.
For me...being able to make more than my partner while making porn. Being allowed to, expected to, be sexy. Knowing that all I have to do is dress a little bit better, go to a bar, and not only can I get free drinks, I won't be going home alone.
Then there's the whole "facing lower sentences for every single crime" thing. That'ed be nice.
Your best bet is to walk her into it, few glasses of wine and some bestiality porn while you're fucking for a few weeks then just spring it on her.
Fuck her a bit before hand so she's ready and just let him mount her, afterwards tell her how hot it was and make out with her or something. Really reinforces a positive environment but try not to ask for it too often, like anal sex.
If you think of gay men as "not men", does that make 'em women to you?
So like if you fucked a dude in the bum...
... would you rationalize it to yourself as:
"I'm not gay because that's not a man, it's a woman since I stuck my junk in him!"
So, either you're a self hating faggot...
Or, you don't actually believe what you just said.
I lost my virginity to a knot.
it hurt so bad. I was literally crying trying to get away but it just made him thrust harder. I had to wait there tied till the swelling went down.
cum splattered on the floor as he pulled out.