Show up with your implements and when she is unconscious load her into your truck and take her to your basement dungeon.
Jesus son if you're going to ask what you got yourself into, you're a sad retarded fuck.
If you had to come here for analysis then you're gonna fuck it up hard. I look forward to reading about your beta disaster in a future beta/spaghetti green text story thread
Oh fuck spergelord,looks like its time to beta out.
Jesus fucking CHRIST. You are LITERALLY terribbblllee at this. I cannot, I CANNOT believe you said "what did you think I meant?"
Just fucking add some more winky faces, short-hand words, and laughing faces in there while you're at it. In fact, why don't you go ahead and just say "what did you think I meant? that I was going to fuck you? weirdo, idiot, stupid, dumbass. hahah XDXD lololol"
You HAVE to be underage. You have to be.
He could save it with alot of making out and heavy petting during the movie.
It was already implied that we were going to fuck and I don't think anything I say will change that. To be honest, I probably should have just left it alone but I can still salvage this.
You're incredibly lucky she's salvaing this for you by ignoring your inane and asinine bullshit and flattening your heightened autism out with her reassuring words.
But holy fuck, man. I hope you're not this awkward in person.
What are we gonna do? Well we could do that faggot homework you have due about timbucktwo while we watch franklin tie his timberland shoes.... then watch a movie maybe make some babies I mean we can watch a movie called the ladies man, man...
Sorry im practicing how to become a rap god
never stop texting at the climax...
Just keep texting boring and simple as fuck.
Texting at a climax or even leaving a conversation in the midst of the climax underlines bad social intelligence, then again this is 4 chaaaaan
Uh... kind of true but you usually have to work up to saying what you want... personally I never really insinuate anything unless I can tell she is getting turned on by it- which then I have to weigh up the pros and cons- likeilood of her flaking etc etc...
But basically through a couple years of texting you realize its absolute nonsense.
Set up a date. Thats it.
If she likes you she'll meet you up.
If not whatever.
when you get "good understandings" of what works for you, you can say pretty much anything.
I blatently harass people pretty much at this point but im such a self-righteous prick about it that you can't take me seriously... and if they do, i have the calibration to meet them half way.... or to completely suck them into my reality...
Its fun... go out and pimp it if you like!
Like the shit I say to girls is just obnoxious... but my rational is at least they know what kind of fuck im going to be before we get to the bedroom.... as in if im saying bizzarre crazy shit to them face to face... they know in the bedroom I'm going to be trying to get into their head at the same time...
Someguys just like going straight caveman too... it really doesnt matter.
But just own whatever the fuck you say.
This is about as much proof that I'm willing to give to prove I'm not fucking around.
Your profile picture looks like you took it with your girlfriend.
Other chicks dig a guy in a relationship just because of "commitment" or some shit. OP, don't be afraid to do something ballsy.
New chick, by far. I'm probably gonna cheat on my gf with this new chick.
Post a picture of new chick so we can know shes not a total fucking horse
What is your opinion about dupsteb music? My favorite dupsteb artists are Skrilecks and Tiesto. Any other good artists out there?
>pic related, it's me
i was going to find out for shits and giggles but after scrolling through ~750 i got bored
someone take over. someone start at bottom, mid and top go from there
That's just unfollowing the posts, you still like the page...
Facebook's normal URL / rose.lucio.3
IT HAS BEEN DONE!
ahahaahaha this dude here thinking he is gone get laid. blahahahahahahaahha . youd gone try some moves on that chick(which thinks you nothing more then a friend) she will squeal on your gf and the only way you gone get laid is by selling your ass at craiglist
but yeh good luck
Your gf's fuck ugly /b/ro, but your posts also prove that you're too much of a socially retarded virgin faggot to get the 6.5/10 friend you're watching Bugs Life with.
Huuuuuuuuurrrrrr fucking durrrrrr I'm a rah-tard and use chrome. Eat cock until you die from a cock overdose you fucking casual scum. Don't bother replying I'm already going to fuck your mom for what you said you gay bitch.
"fuck you" op happy birthday niggah!
GOOD NEWS MOTHERFUCKERS
Also, see attached image.
This is what will happen
>he comes over with a shitty movie
>tries being flirty
>will fail miserably, as he's hitting on gf's friend
>friend will tell gf
>since gf = ugly, she will hate him, but never leave him
>eventualy, she will cheat on him.
You are a cutie OP
Ah, I see that OP used a tactic that I used before.
He just copy paste the profile pic of the girl and that fat neckbeard. And then he just edited the text to make it look like it was real.
You guys can't seriously have fallen for this?
>op hur dur im alpha
fat neckbeard with no moves
my god my sides
hahahahahahaahaaaahahahahah . dude get real
nigga shoulda kept this shit to himself. Now its all ovaaaaaa
Lmaooooo OP you could be my fat twin dude no lie, we both live in houston and im assuming ur a beaner too. Its a trip to see a fatter version of yourself.
>tfw Im mutual friends with your now ex
this nigga even lights up
This is dedicated to all of you bro's who made this thread worth it. kek'd.
waiting to pull the plug on this nigga
life - ruined
This thread just made my fucking week. I love you /b/
Someone else needs to know what he's done...
i think he is a bit anti-social