Work at a mortuary home in Southwales a very young girl mistakenly overdosed and passed away my boss asked me to pick her up at hospital
At her age it is proper to assume that she is still a virgin she died at 1 PM today I was thinking of turning on the Warmwater and getting out the lube what does b think well at least post photos of her corpse
I am a bloody apprentice I don't do the cutting yet and this won't be my first time it'll just be the first time with a young one I am the Fagg who goes to the hospital and the morgue and anywhere else to pick up the bodies and then I cleaned them upand get them ready for embalming
If you don't post a pic in your next post we're out OP
>Implying it matters what happens to your body
>implying you'll know if someone rapes it
I don't care if they throw my corpse to the wolves after I'm dead, I couldn't not give the smallest of fucks
I will deliver if I can get to the office after the director leaves I will post pics that the family brought in for embalming purposes many birthday pictures and camping trips to the bush and so forth and so on and looks like several pictures from her school
necrophilia is still a mental disease and defiling a dead body is still a crime you moron. other than that op is a faggot and wont deliver. next post i am saging
Look who it is again, Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet.
Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag?
Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.
As a Welshman , I take a lot of shot from my colleagues who live and work in England. We have a fucking south African on the team and he takes less shot than me. The reason is dildos like you.
Keep Wales tidy, kill yourself you fucking spack!
> on 4chan
> gtfo nigger
At least show us the pics the parents sent in. We could possibly provide tips on how to better prepare the body for the service. ;)
My favorite hacker is anon. We are nonims. we are legging. we forgot, we do not forgive forget. except you us. what is your?
Got the call from hospital body is ready for pic up I bloody can't wait to pop that little cherry I'm going to film it for all you fags I will at least post pics and 30 minutes after I've loaded her in the wagon
I am not talking about 4chan. I know how it works and I know you are a bunch of faggots.
I am talking about him and his job. It has a degree of responsibility and if he would rather act like a tit for a bunch of strangers then he should get another job where it doesn't matter.
Sure, but the Internet hate machine is pretty good at finding shit even if img are washed clean. OP needs to be really careful. There's always some faggot who will say "hey I knew that slag, hurr durr this is wrong, I'm calling the cops" etc
This is a military family who requested from aldehyde as a preservative the body has got to be moved to Switzerland in one week it would not last without Embalming
And for you earlier she should not be too stiff rigor mortis only last 5 to 7 hours she died at 1 PM decomposition has already set in but won't be noticeable The body has been kept in the cooler
What if it's the skin of a child wrapped around the leg of a 90 year old woman?
You have yet to post a single pic of the dead body.
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I am on my mobile ! Wonder if she has A bush in he pictures she had semi formed tits I know one thing her mother is absolutely brilliant as far as looks go even in morning the way she wasit is too bad her parents trusted her with an opiate-based cough syrup
Time stamp photo and body pic waiting at the doc for The Gurnee now have already opened the doors to the coach this will be so much nicer than shagging the middle aged corpses I have in the past the youngest I have done is about 24
How to warm up A vagina of a recently deceased body using a small hose placing it at the entry with medium pressure applied so the water can force itself into the entry and flood the vaginal canal leave hot water run for about 30 minutes then use a lot of lube same for anal entry but it is proper to put the tube inside of the anus where is vaginal tissue is very fragile and high-pressure water from the inside would quite possibly destroy it
thred is dying. I have nothing better to do while I wait for a student.
of course not. Corpses are not persons whatever the age. He would commit necrophilia or another corpse related crime, but not rape.
There's a man on a bed. He seems asleep, you then fire a whole round of your pistol at him. The , you check his vital signs, he has none, he's dead, you get arrested. Later on the autopsy it's revealed that the man died of a heart attack minutes before you fired at him? Did you commit murder?
He should check his local laws to know best, tough.
I'm gonna run out here. I have more, but only cause i save all the ones I see. I'm only posting the ones that are actually funny to me.
>tfw captcha comics are the only thing that has ever made me LOL IRL on /b/ despite countless YLYL threads.
Also if anyone 'has finally leopard' I really want that one. Accidentally saved a thumbnail of it.
I just called OP he said he is on his way back .
With the dead body Hoty
6469 Olean Rd., - Serving The Greater East Aurora Area and Southern Erie County., South Wales, NY 14139
No they won't you fuck wit. That part has already been taken care of. As long as OP doesn't fuck with the body in a way that the family will notice it will just be placed in the ground to rot.
There's only one mortuary in the whole of South Wales and it's this one.
call me a newfag (I'm old as fuck, lurkin since '04) but what are you talking about. What is this bait for?
That's the point, the 4chan murder never did all this shit, he posted the pictures immediately, no dragging it out.
If this know was for real he would have made the thread AFTER he had the pictures not kept a load of fools in suspense for this period of time with bullshit reasons.
The post you have been replying to is replying to another post saying this thread is a bait thread.
If you don't understand what makes this a bait thread you are newer than people haven't even visited 4chan yet.
i'm getting bored
If he's smart, he'll take all his pics and all his videos in advance, then upload them in a later thread after he's home safe. If he's really smart, he'll do the uploading from someone else's house (or at least by stealing someone else's WiFi).
watch out man you might spook me a little too much!! whoops too late i already went pp haha jk niggerfaggot please die just kidding again for legality reasons in case you're a litigious person just kidding if you are then just kidding then just just = just^2
you successfully have made me lose any sense of intelligence i may or may not have had, please oh great one, give me your brain!
Look, I'm gonna say it. Anyone who did that pre-autopsy would be a fucking idiot. It would be painfully obvious who had the time and access to do that to a body postmortem. To add to this the evidence of sexual trauma...
I know this is a troll thread, but you could at least do your homework and try to make it realistic.
OP is trolling.
They have strict procedures to prevent any kind of desecration to a body, and considering OP isn't even in a position of power (he is only an apprentice lol) that means this story is bull shit.
But it's nice to know /b/ can easily get trolled if someone promises a dead loli
>Clown rape is funny
Finally a reason to post this!
Picture a woman, half-naked, running down an abandoned city street at night. Tears are running down her face as she gasps and sobs. You hear an odd noise, quiet at first, barely there but soon it becomes louder. Squeaking. Constant squeaking from multiple sources. Then they come around the corner.
Clowns. A dozen of them, their shoes making loud squeaking and honking noises, their painted on smiles only slightly larger than the real smiles they have on their faces. The woman is barefoot and is quickly caught and surrounded by these painted up attackers.
Before she can cry out, a balloon giraffe is shoved down her throat as several clowns take out their own balloons and begin putting them onto their throbbing erections. She's bent over one of the clowns while two others come at her from the front and behind. They quickly penetrate her and begin honking their horns in rhythm with their thrusts while the idle clowns perform somersaults and pratfalls as they wait their turns with her.
The honking begins to speed up as the clowns near orgasm and increase the rate of their thrusting. Shortly after, they all pull out of her and ejaculate into their balloons. They quickly remove them, blow them up and make them into different animals as the other clowns move in to take their turns.
This goes on for nearly two hours. The woman is exhausted and bruised, trembling from the cold and the trauma. Most of the clowns have left, save one final clown fucking her throat saw. He pulls his cock out and blows his load all over her face, then stands back to admire his handiwork.
She looks up at him, tears in her red eyes and tries to talk.
He hits her in the face with a pie.
OP has to do it to save her christian soul! If she goes to heaven a virgin, wont she end up as some sand niggers girlfriend?
this is bullshit if ever i saw bullshit. im from south wales and no one talks like that its stereptypical bull. petaonally i would give anything to see anyone fuck a 12 year olds corpse silly but op is a fake motherfucker, move on to next thread.
>This more-than offbeat outing offers a surprisingly sensitive, somewhat romantic portrait of a necrophiliac. Sandra works in a funeral home where she finds herself irresistibly drawn to the deceased men within. Her boyfriend tries to help Sandra with her creepy obsession, but it is an uphill battle all the way.