Roll 69 faggots and I'll shove my bros $1500 bottle of champagne up my ass.
shit like this really shows me how subjective taste is...i couldn't tell the difference between bottom-shelf champagne and Dom Perignon but when it comes to my beverages of choice the cheap stuff is disgusting
It depends of the size
A box of a mathusalem,6 liters
You better fucking deliver you fucking white cis shitlord. If you don't i swear to god I will unt you down and disembowel you with that $1500 champagne bottle. Once inside I will pop the top and spray beautiful white champagne foam all up inside your white cracker ass. It will create a pressure vacuum that will implode your insides and cause your mouth to erupt like Old Faithful with foam. Afterword I will shit on your body and spit on your grave because of how badly you disappointed me.
>inb4 69 get
What is the point of a 1500 dollar bottle of champagne? So you can say you bought a 1500 dollar bottle of fizzy fermented grapes? I'm not impressed, I think it is fucking stupid. You put an ounce of gold on a gold chain and really have 1500 dollars
>$1500 bottle of champagne
A fool and their money are quickly parted.
You realize that Champagne doesn't keep like wine does and that it goes flat even faster if you don't keep it on its side?
Your brother is a fucking idiot.
Guys we have a problem...
My bros away from the house and I stole the bottle from his room and now there seems to be shit attached to the top.. Do I leave it like that and wait for him to see it! He drinks from it a lot, he likes to act cool around his friends..
you fucking tard
this is why you enema before you put anything in your ass
wipe the shit off and try to get rid of the smell as much as possible by replacing it with something that isnt suspicious