Hey /b/, writing a paper here. I need evidence against anthropological (human caused) climate change. also how about some sweet sweet sissy action.
so you need evidence against something that has been well established in the global scientific community and has stood up to scrutiny and peer review for decades, and you feel the best way to do so is waste time that you could be using to researching for your paper by posting pictures of naked anime men to feed your homosexuality?
maybe times have changed but when ever I did research papers I always spent my time reading through journals and acualy working on it.
I would love to be in the position of said cumdump
No, im aware its well established,
the rubric just calls for 5 arguments against it.
Plus shit aint due till next month
ill spend my time how i please, if that includes lusting after assholes
so be it roodypoo
well in OP's defence there is evidence that it's not real, the evidence is wrong and doesn't hold up to peer review but it's there, you mostly find it in the hands of questionable "scientists" who get payed by big oil corporations or self serving American politicians.
for example this big oil company in my city keeps trying to make smear campaign's against global warming using "facts" and stuff that they either don't get peer reviewed, or it get's destroyed when peer reviewed.
they are just upset but it's funny, they show up every now and then, they buy a billboard, someone questions it, proves them wrong, the billboard vanishes, we all laugh.
yea thats what the paper says
my bad, my blunder
I mean, I *did* say I wanted to be a cumdump. I'd be a bit too horny to care about STDs. Just shove it in me and cum wherever
honestly the looking at gay anime porn is the one thing about you I don't mind, everyone should be free to fap to what they want.
i'm just saying the topic of your paper is stupid, if it's your teachers fault confront them and tell them to stop being a science hating opinionated conspiracy theorist.
pic unrelated I just haven't used it in a while.
That kind of reckless attitude really turns me on for some reason.
If I were to fuck you I would probably cum within a few minutes because I would be turned on too much, but on the flipside I would be ready to go again soon after.
Alright, well if you want evidence against it, look into sampling bias. Also, take a look at climate records throughout the Holocene: the North Atlantic thermohaline circulation creates a 1500 year cycle that has its maximum just about our time: temperatures should be rising in the northern hemisphere. If you need more detail than that, I'll be in this thread for a while longer.
heres the skinny on it homie
5 arguments supporting it, ive already typed them.
5 arguments against.
then you type 4 to 6 pages on your own opinion
and why you feel that way. we r supposed to be
its supposed to start neutral
That's exactly what I like to hear, Anon. Keep fucking me and feeding me with your Cum. Maybe others can watch.
I'm nothing to look at, sadly. I just like to have fun with random people online. Give them an email ID if it they'd like. Just for fun~
> temperatures should be rising in the northern hemisphere.
global cycles like this are well documented, they aren't the problem, the problem is GLOBAL warming, not hemisphere warming, the effects are being seen all over the planet, its only a few degree increase in Average tempurature which is something you won't notice in your daily lives, but that few degree global average is fucking with the climate in pretty drastic ways.
so I guess you could use that in your paper, but like all anti-global warming evidence you best not cite sources because that pretty much destroys the evidence right away.
if I where you I would take a satirical approach to this paper, try to get points on the writing, not the information.
well I didn't know it was 5 supporting and 5 apposing, I thought it was just 5 apposing.
now I feel like a jack ass.
thanks guy, ill keep that in mind.
Don't just focus on my ass, I would want it dripping from all over my body.
Alright. Another argument you could use is that the Milankovich cycle (the effects of earth's orbital parameters on solar energy) is also swinging upwards.
Other than that, pointing out that sea level has been MUCH higher than it is now, and that the eruption of LIPs (Large Igneous Provinces) result in much greater carbon emissions than humanity does.
You'd have to save up for quite some time for a shower like that. You think you can manage it while I'm getting used everyday by others ?
We're helping to keep the thread alive, shush >_>
Hmm, maybe I'll lean against your window while getting fucked. And I'll moan extra loud so you can hear me every time someone thrusts into me
That's a good thing, right ? I can go on for however long you want
How would you want it ? Just a bunch of people using me at the same time ? Or like a single line of people fucking me, one after the other ? Both sound super hot to me
Mmn~ Thick Cum would be dripping from me every time someone thrusts into me. I'd be pressed against the wall, drooling, of course. Imagine the sound it would make when they're fucking me.
I would love to see the look on your face as they first slide their cock into you.
I would also love to hear the moans you would make as they dump a thick creamy load deep inside of you too.
Damn, this conversation is really making me want to cum.
My eyes would go wide for the first Cock. I'd lean forward, place one hand on the wall, the other on my ass and look back at him as he starts to speed up. Then I'd just bite my lips and roll my eyes up in pleasure.
''Mmmmnnnnm, Yess, Cum for me, cum right inside me''. I'd moan so loudly that others would probably come over to check the commotion.
Don't cum just yet, sweetie
Oh, I don't know much about sizes but I reckon I;d want most of them to be somewhat big. And the rest would be medium just so I can take a breather. White, Black, Latino, I don't care what they are as long as they can fuck me hard and shower me with their Cum.
I want you to Cum when you think this conversation can't get any more hotter. Until then just keep on edging while thinking of me
I'll help you if you cite me in your paper like this:
Anon, A.; Anon, A.; Anon, A. "/b/ - Random," High school philosophy homework request thread with anime traps. <http://boards.4chan.org/b/>. Accessed Nov 24, 2014.
Also, I keep thinking this thread could 404 any minute so I'll leave my email in case it happens.
Oh god what the fuck is going on here.
Now now, you have to give me something to go off on if you want to Cum. You can't just give me life advice and end with that :(
A good ol' time is what's going on over here. I certainly am having fun and I don't know if OP got what he wanted
I like that you're interested in different sizes and colors of cocks.
I would love to see you start with smaller ones and work your way up to huge ones.
Seeing you take ones bigger than mine would really turn me on quite a lot.
Hmm, but starting with the smaller ones wouldn't be super exciting for me. If I started with a huge one and occasionally got a smaller one, I'd be able to take it easy for a bit and not tear out my voice box from moaning constantly. Unless you want see me slowly get louder as each person has a bigger Cock. That would be hot too actually, now that I think about it.
Would you be near me watching ? Or would you stay at a distance ?
Would you sit where I can see you ? Would you want me to look into your eyes as strangers fuck me harder, with every thrust ?
Would you want the strangers to talk or say anything ? Or would you talk yourself ?
What would the strangers say about that ?
Mmn, I can imagine looking at you while moaning how big the cock inside me is and how much I love it.
Trap, I guess. Although I wish I was a girl. All my pictures have a Cock in them if you checked.
Hmm, if they have time to comment about you then that means I'm not doing my job properly. Maybe I'll twist around and pull the guys in close so I can kiss them while they fuck me. I'd moan into their mouths while they thrust in to me.
Well... Use your imagination and it will take you far.
I certainly am knowing that someone's jerking off because of me. That makes me even hornier.
Welcome, newfriend !
And I emailed you back! Thanks, Anon. Appreciate the thought.
Shit, this is the best pic in this thread.
Mmn~ I bet it will make them go wild. I bet they will fuck me harder than ever. I'd pull my lips away but I would probably start drooling with pleasure. Hng, god, I'd beg for their cum, loudly.
Sounds perfectly normal to me, Anon. What's so wrong about jerking it to a massive Cum Slut ?
Glad you like it. Not sure if I have more of those type though, sorry~
''Anh, yes, yes, unh, oh my god, fuck me. Yea, just like that, yea, Your cock feels so good inside me. Anh, anh, mnh, yea, give me your cum. Please, please, I need your cum. Fill me with your thick seed, unh''
Don't worry, you won't even see the cock because of all the Cum covering me. I'd look like a complete slut who's addicted to Hot cum.
"The McMurdo Dry Valleys have cooled by 0.7 °C per decade between 1986 and 2000"
"The observed Antarctic cooling is intriguing"
"The Ross Ice Sheets have thickened 26.8 gigatons per year"
"The Earth is cooler now than it was 420,000 years ago
"Antarctic sea ice has increased since 1979."
"Trend towards more sea ice is accelerating"
I bet I'll see it twitching and squirting underneath all that hot salty cream
Oh come on, Sweetie, you've enjoyed watching for long enough. Come and fuck me. Fuck my Cum filled body. Give your cock to this little Slut
Maybe you should stop looking at my Cock, you naughty boy. Maybe you should join us. My ass is occupied so I'll use my mouth for you.
I would bend you over and fuck your cum filled hole.
My cock would get coated in warm cum which would make it even easier to fuck your already loose hole.
I wouldn't be as big as a lot of the other guys, but I would thrust in as hard and fast as I can.
Mmnh~ You don't have to be as big as them, Sweetie. Just knowing that it's you makes my mouth water. I'd start moving my hips to match your rhythm. I'll moan loudly as I feel every thrust of your cock inside my wet Hole. I'll feel your Cock sliding inside me with the Cum rubbing into me. Anh, oh God, yes!
Hehe, you naughty boy. Come on, then. Ill wrap my salivating, drooling mouth around your cock. Moan as my friend continues to fuck my ass. I'd start moving my head faster, sucking every inch of your Cock that I can.
(I really like how you call me Sweetie, it really turns me on for some reason.)
My cock would feel so warm inside your hole and the sloppy noises as I thrust in to you would turn me on and make me want to cum after only a few short minutes.
Knowing that you've been used by many different people would give me a rush, my cock is in a sexy little cumdump and I love it.
N-no if you go that fast I won't be able to resist tangling my fingers in your hair and thrusting my cock down your wet throat
Hnng, that's because you *are* a Sweetie. Oh God, I'll be moaning so much right now. I'll take the Cock in my mouth away so I can beg for you to keep fucking my sloppy Hole. I'll ask for you to Cum for me.
I need your Cum. Please, Sweetie, I need it so badly. Oh, give it to me.
Then I'll continue on the Cock in front of my face and moan with his Cock in my mouth.
Mmn, mmmnn, mmyeess
I honestly don't even know where Portland is. No offense. Is it in USA ?
I'll take your Cock out of my mouth to say
''Go on, naughty boy, use my head. Fuck my face as hard as you want. Fuck my throat. Mmnh''
And I'll continue sucking
I'll thrust as hard as I can, abandoning my shame, enjoying the feel of every moan as your throat spasms around my cock. At the last moment I'll pull out to cover your face in jets of thick white cum, before slipping my still hard cock back into your mouth for you to clean.
spoiler: there isn't any that's completely valid. The only argument about anthropological climate change is the degree of it. Your best bet is to say that we face a greater threat from extra-terrestrial (GRBs, super novas, unidentified meteors in our blind spot, Apophis, etc.) threats.
Of the global scientific community, those that are accredited and largely unbiased (no think tanks, representatives of PRC, DPRK, sponsors of large corporations, etc.) about 97% agree with the idea that man has had a negative impact on the global environment.
I'll let out a deep moan as I feel a new wave of Fresh, thick, hot, Sticky Cum flood inside of me. I'd shudder as I orgasm myself from the excitement and the sheer force of yours. I'll take my mouth of the Cock in front of me
''Thank you for cumming inside this Slut, Sweetie. Your cock felt soo amazing inside of me. I wish I could taste it. I bet it would taste so good''
If I were you, OP
I would just write
"There is no argument against the humans are playing a large part in climate change, there is nothing to argue"
Cause seriously, yes other shit like animals are causing it but arguing that humans don't is plain bullplop
''Anhh~ you came so mu-''
I'll use my tongue to taste as much of your Thick Cum as I can. After savoring it for a while, I'll swallow it while still sucking like a Horny Slut
I'm really Sorry, Anon but I'm nowhere near there. Just stroke your Cock while thinking of fucking a little Slut like me. Imagine me moaning while you fuck me.
Argh, I always forget the picture
I'll pull my sensitive cock from your eagerly suckling lips and gather still hot cum from your soft cheek with two fingers before slipping them into your slutty mouth
as if you care, heaven, you homo
I'll close my eyes and moan as I taste your thick Cum. I'll continue licking your fingers for every single droplet possible. ''You sure came a lot for someone who isn't into sissy sluts :) But I liked every second of it. Thank you for feeding me, you naughty boy''
''Don't worry. There's nothing gay about using a little Slut's wet mouth that's begging for your Cock. Mmn, I can taste your cum again. I can never get tired of this''
I'll kiss you back deeply, moving my tongue around, trying to grasp all of your juices
That was an amazing comic, thanks Anon!
As I relish the feeling of you milking my tongue of the last creamy cum, I slip a hand into your sissy panties to check on the state of your girl cock
look at the geology of paleo tempurature, itll show were in a warming trend but the rest of the world has been pretty chilled out in the past, ehhemm, also mention that people tend to look way too much at the short term in the lives and not looking at a geologic scale,
snow in OK, in november
anyone got any traps or futas brazenly showing off their dicks?
The thought of sliding my dick into that tight hole filled with so many loads of cum has my cock rock hard and leaking precum, but I say, "I guess I could help you out ..." as I push your legs up by your shoulders and sink my cock into your dripping asspussy
HAY GUISE I'D LIKE SOME EVIDENCE AGAINST EVOLUTION AND ALSO CAN I HAVE SOME FURRY GURO???
As a geoscientist, I find it amusing that the guy pushing pseudoscience is also the guy jerking it to really creepy traps.
hot, but i personally like the idea of it just the trap whos flashing, id really like to be flashed by a tranny at some point in my life
lel so random xd
id just really like to suck that cock of his
Bullshit. Milankovich cycles are on the order of tens of thousands of years, and we're seeing significant warming on the order of a hundred years. We're also not seeing any sort of massive igneous activity (think Deccan Traps) like you suggest, and the high sea level you talk about is something you really only see during the "hothouse" phases of geochronology, not the "icehouse" phases that have dominated the Quaternary
''Aanh! Oh god, you're so impatient. Is my Ass really that tempting ? Mmhn~ Oh god yes, right there. Fuck me right there. I love the feeling of your cock being buried deep into my dripping hole''
I pull you in with my hands and kiss you deeply and start moaning into your mouth.
I wouldn't be satisfied with a simple flash. I'd need more of her delicious Cock.
hot, but not quite perfect
id prefer to see the trap just openly flashing his dick, no touching, and the boy embarrassed about it, and on the next pane have the boy suck the traps cock.
the flash would be a good start, exhibitionism is pretty hot. also theres nowhere near enough stuff where the trap goes pantyless.
True, true. Exhibitionism is SUPER hot! Makes me horny just thinking about it and how people would react, you know ?
The taste of cum in your mouth and the feel of your hard dick pressing against my stomach as I lean in close to taste you deeper has me in a frenzy. I ram my cock as deep into your cum filled ass as I can, again and again.
I think what you mean is:
"it goes against what climate science deniers THINK climatologists say"
Nobody credible ever said that the Earth has never been this warm. The issue is the speed at which the planet is warming in the absence of forcing factors other than human influence.
fuck sake, this is like the people who go "BUT IN THE 70s SCIENTISTS SAID THE EARTH WAS COOLING" (they didn't) because it's easier to beat a strawman than to actually confront evidence. confirmed for ignorant.
I moan even loader as I wrap my hands around your head and through your hair. I'm practically salivating into your mouth because of how horny I am. With each of your thrusts, I can hear the sloppy sound of cum splashing from inside me. I can feel your Thick cock mixing up all that Thick semen inside me.
>you will never be flashed by a trap in a bar, and then invited to suck him off under the table
I wish you luck in your quest, anon
Hey, you never know. I'm living on high hopes over here. If I got the chance, holy hell, that Cock would get Ultra sucked
The feel of your well used asshole tightly squeezing my cock drives me closer and closer to the edge, and I begin to moan and gasp into your hot mouth. I pull back and look at your cum splattered face and salivating mouth as I begin to stroke your dick in time with my thrusts.
I preemptively cast level 99 cumblast, rendering your robe and wizard hat too soaked to continue
I can see a string of saliva between our mouths. I bite my lips as you touch my dick.
''Hey, if you do that, I'll come pretty soon. It feels so good! ''
Your Cock in my Ass, your hands on my dick and strangers Cum all over my body. I feel like I'm in heaven as I pull you in closer, kissing you madly, over and over again.
''Yes, yes, god, I'm so close, yes! ''
Maybe you should talk to him. Tell him how hot it makes you feel if you ever had the chance to suck off a trap in a pub. Make it sexy for him. Make him want to watch
That could work too. Would be hot as fuck too.
"Yess cum for me, you little cumslut," I whisper frantically in your ear, continuing to pump your sweet dick in time with my rapid thrusts. And then it's all too much and my cum begins to squirt deep into your ass. I bite your lower lip tenderly as I moan in pleasure, my cock still thrusting slowly.
Hearing your words and feeling a new wave of hot, thick Cum inside me sends me over the edge and I orgasm, my cum spraying over your fingers and onto our sweaty stomachs. I pant heavily as I grip you close to me, feeling the hotness of our cum touching our bodies.
''Oh my god... that was.. that was amazing... hah... I can still feel little droplets of cum dripping into my ass''
Come for the climatology
stay for the rp
cum for the traps