/b/ What is in the bag? It was left under my apartments porch concealed in some bushes.
if you're lucky could have a brick of coke in it. Highly unlikely though, most probably chance is that there is nothing valuable. But you could strike gold and get a shit ton of blow or meth
op. this is what he is
Op he doesnt deliver
Just walk outside in a t-shirt black hoodie in hand look around for anyone if there's nobody chuck the hoodie on where you can't be seen sneak quickly grab the bag and check it leave it if nothing of value
Oen the fucking bag, faggot.
If nobody is looking then who the actual fuck cares just take a quick peak, measure worth, then act accordingly.
There is a guy outside under the street light kind of looking at my place. There are usually people there but definitely some drug dealing going on. I put my arm through the bar and grabbed the bag. I can't pull it into my porch without being seen. But the bag is pretty heavy, I would say a little over 30lbs.
Maybe some illegal weapons of mass destruction or paraphernalia. I say you wait it out and grab it when the coast is clear and make away with some possibly not-so-liquid assets.
OP stop being pussy
>Put beanie and hoodie on
>Be 1 block away
>Start walking towards where the bag is
>Soon as you get within range grab it and run like hell for a few blocks
You don't really understand. I'm really in a shitty neighborhood. This happened earlier this month in my complex.
Illegal dragon dildos, smuggled in real cheap. Hell those smugglers took a beating on their ass, that bag was once completely covered in cum lube and stuck inside Sanchez Hernando El Dildor the 5th's ass for 13 straight days
Grab the bag and stop being a useless piece of shit - OR - leave this piss cauldron of a website and become an hero. You want to know what's inside the bag - and if you don't - you are an autistic attention whore, and may god have mercy on your soul.
Call 911. Tell them about the shady guy. Especially if he is armed. Cops will arrest him. He won't tell them about the bag or take it because he won't want to get caught with that stuff. Then after they make the arrest and leave, go take the bag.
If that doesn't work, secondary plan. If you are brave enough/stupid enough/adventurous enough, grab it and run inside. Be extremely fast before the guy has a chance to grab a gun, and run to your apartment unit extremely fast so if he runs after you he doesn't see what unit you run into. If the guy is armed (or maybe even if not) call cops and tell them that some armed and/or shady guy is there, but do NOT admit to taking the bag. Even if the guy tells cops you took it, do NOT admit it, they will believe a 911 caller over a armed druggie.
Also, even if the guy is arrested, still be careful, cause he could be the drop off guy, and the pick up guy is still coming. So just look around and make sure there's no one shady around even if one guy was arrested.
>OP is a huge fag
>still taking the bait knowing OP is a huge fag
stop calling yourself a faggot, FAGGOT
OP, stop being a faggot for a few minutes and open the fucking bag
(Pic related - it's OP)
might as well hurry up and do it, if this isnt a troll you already took pictures of it and played with it if someones watching they already know
Okay so our OP might be dead can someone near his area check the news or something?
Hurry up and unkill so we may know what's in the mother fucking bag!!!!!
What if OP opened the bag and found something earth shattering? Like plans to slowly kill off the American nigglet population? Or plans to torch Mexico? And he was just in such massive shock, but then a squad of government agents busted down his door as he was about to snap some photos
bumping waiting for OP.
Is it weird when I read OP in my head I read it as "AWPE" instead of "Oh PEE" like it should be ready?
>op reaches for bag
>wild negro apears
>"SPLUSH NYUGGA TUCHINZ MA STUFF?"
>op gets shot
>negro pounds chest in glee
>negro flies off as op bleeds out and nurtures the bushes with his sweet,sweet blood
The fag with the whole government agent theory has a point. Where is one place anyone more intelligent than a knuckledragging nigger NOT go? The ghetto. Most nigglets can't read so this would be an excellent place to hide the documents.