>You should just show up like nothing happened, tell them your phone was stolen and you don't know what their talking about.
>Then hug them both and whisper "tits or else" in her ear.
Dude you are so close. Only accept winrars that will lead to tits. "babe iv been so lonly recently, I feel so alone. Please send the pix. I will bandage my wrists and make myself throw up. I promise"
Newfags all over the bait.
>protip: too good to be true.
OP please continue and when the whole thing is dead you should have a buddy waiting for you and give your phone to him. then you walk out and ask about the phone thing. but that's first when this stops being funny.
if get(I'm loosing a lot of blood right now. you better send those tits before it's too late)
Ask her what thing ahe is talking about, most original wins
And I promise to share nudes if I really get them
and bait is still beta as fuck.
>protip: Too good to be true.
Charge your phone op! "what u talking about. I'm fucking depressed smee. I don't want to see my mam right Now. Go to the bathroom and send me a pic of them tits I love so much."
>youre completely fucked up again like the last time...
Get the nudes then go home and say'' anyone seen my phone i think i lost it''
Tell her you will do one thing if she does, and that one thing is Tits Pronto
You'd have to wait a couple hours before going home or else it would look stupidly suspicious. Though they might be too emotionally distraught to really notice at the time and you could say that you were out getting food and say that it's just coincidence that you're getting home right as it stopped.
it's time to start doing something useful with this stupid thread.
Ok so what do we know about OP and his gf?
He's in the Netherlands (using Vodafone NL). Gf's nickname is smee. Anyone try to crop out her photo and do a reverse image search?
OP's name is Chris. I've only caught parts of the thread. What else do we know, anything? What other clues we got?
Smee is not a dutch name,then it will be Esmee of Esmeralda full. Why its English.. could be he lives in either Rotterdam of Amsterdam. Those are also populated with English people
Yeah, well, that's just like, your opinion, man. Shave your neckbeard and get laid! Nobody cares about your pathetic sage attempts.
>believing sage actually works
>being this autistic
Implying Dutchfags speak English to each other.
Confirmed for bullshit