ITT: We roughly estimate how many times we have masturbated since we left our mother's womb.
I remember when I was just a little boy. I'm not sure how old, probably anywhere from 8 to 12. My only sexual experiences (though I didn't realise it at the time) were every once in a while, I'd wake up and just sort of 'know' that if rubbed the head of my dick it would feel good. Really good. Quite brief, entirely dry, but truly pleasurable. Once I actually started masturbating, and to this day, it's just shit, even though I still do it. Sex is fractionally better but not much. I don't think I'll ever feel that old pleasure again. Truly great pleasure. Any sciencefags explain this to me?
let's see, I started when I was 13, got really into it at the age of 14 and started doing it 2 times a day until this very day, am 19 and exactly 1 month, now If we calculate that would add up to be:
2 x 365 = 730
730 x 5 = 3650
3650 + 60 (1 month) = 3710
3710 times from the age of 14, let's count up the irregular fap times in the year between my 13th bday and 14th and i would estimate it to be somewhere around 3850 times
there you go OP, there you go, I have fapped 3850 times in my life
When I first discovered masturbation at the age of 13, I kept a mental note of how many self inflicted orgasms I gave myself. I remember getting to 150 and then losing count.
Let me work this out...
3,100 according to 5 times a week with an extra 500 thrown on top of that due to gf's and parties. Sounds fair enough
I am 28.
Had a steady girlfriend from 17-21, 23-26 + half a year when I was 27. Lets say my total years with a regular sex-partner were 8.
I started masturbating when I was 11, but only from 13 on it became a regular thing due to the discovery of porn.
Lets say I fapped once a week from 11-13, for a total of 104
The years with sexpartners twice a week. This keeping in mind that the fap-curve is not linear but exponential. 2 times a week would be average, totalling 832
Then there are 7 years left with fap activity while being single and having full capability, I will use the conservative estimate of 5 times a week, giving us a total of 1820.
104 + 832 + 1820 is a grand total of 2756 fappings. It actually is a disappointing number for me, when I started calculating I was expecting a much larger number.
If the girl has good pussy, then of course sex feels better. But all around, masturbating is better because you don't need to put in any effort, it is convenient, and most importantly there is no risk involved (no pregnancy, no STD, etc). However, nothing at all beats having sex with a pregnant woman. The only issue with that obviously, shes only pregnant for a limited amount of time.
screenshot of a camshow when drunk am sorry, got 1 more though
I started fapping when i was 13. Have no idea how other people started fapping earlier
13-14 = once daily = 366 times
15-25 = twice daily = (365*2)*10 = 7300 times
7666 times, of course, being conservative
Anybody here fapped on the extra day in the leap year? feels good
4500-5500 I'm 29 now and I started jerking at 14 so it's probably close to that
Sucks I can't press select or something and look at my own stats like in a video game . I'm probably way off
I know this answer for a fact. Twice.
Both of those times were over a decade ago, when I was thirteen. Both times, I felt nothing as it came out. I wondered what the big fuss was all about, shrugged, and moved on with my life.
I think I'm asexual.
feels pretty good /b/ro, just fapping on, my taste in pr0n has increased to a God-Tier level
> for the 5 times a day fappers
After reading that post id have to say my fap count might actually be considerably lower maybe somewhere in the 3000 range which is substantially lower than 4500-5500 didn't even think to count the times I probably wasn't fapping due to sex partners
I'm a week shy of being 24, and i've been hwackin it since i was either 11 or 12. I did it less then and I also go on occasional "cleanses" where I hold off. But then some days i'd beat off between 2+ times.I'd also hold off when sex was readily available, which I still do.
My best guess would be maybe 1800. But anywhere between 1500 and 2200 probably.
TL;dr, maybe between 1500-2200
I remember the first jerk off encouragement video I ever watched. It was right after smoking a bowl. The girl in the video was trying to make you chose between her, or your wife. I downloaded the video, so I guess I made my decision.
Started with 13 am 32 now:
I'd say 5000 - 6000 times.
Well i'll do this scientifically
According to my stats 8630...
This is assuming I stayed at the usual of that age, at one point I masturbated 14 times in one day (i did build up to it) Guess the ages where I was in relationships? HA!
So i'm assuming on the high about 10k times
>at one point I masturbated 14 times in one day
Damn, my max was like 9 times and I took anti-depressants at the time that made me come super fast.
as a lubricant
>mfw you don't fap with lube in 2014
you're missing out big time /b/ro, try it
Oh I have to correct myself calculated 365 x 15x 1 = 5475
Should be 365 x 15 x 2 = 10950 though.
So I'd say 11,000.