So I was thinking, if all the nordic countries united to one state, a superpower yet to be seen would be created. Think about it. 25 million scandinavian master race controlling one of the larges economies in the world. We would have real influence at a global scale then, and could teach every other fucktard on this planet how to live the good life without blowing each other up over a slice of moldy bread. Thoughts?
You forget that 1 scandinavian is equal to at least 7 or 8 murifags
Fuck that, No chance in hell I'm uniting with Sweden until they fix their immigration. I love my Swedish neighbors but They are getting invaded by Muslims, that's not acceptable. It's already bad enough here in Norway.
Kick out the useless immigrants collecting our welfare.
But then who would work the fields and feed us
The image isn't even amusing or insightful.
good point, we should just import our shit
>Daily reminder that if your country doesn't belong in the G8+ China, it's pretty much irrelevant.
At least it is bigger now.
I congratulate the Netherlanders for taking out gold from the US.
The EU is as powerful as the US if not more so. The difference is that we don't make fuzz about protecting people or keeping contested zones free from war. And we don't invade coutries for their resources, that's what we did in the 1700's. But hey, someone has to grow up, and US being the younger country they chose not to.
The joke behind this is that everybody agrees that Sweden, Norway and Denmark make up Scandinavia, but some say that Finland and Iceland are part of it too. Most people in Sweden, Norway and Denmark doesn’t consider them to be part of Scandinavia though.
No invitation for you!
Our economies are too different these days to form an alliance. Norway is going strong with their oil money, Finland is recovering and building after their mobile crash but we in Sweden are going straight down thanks to shit tier politicians the last decade.
Then there's cultural and military differences. Sweden has no army today while Finland is still developing theirs.
>scandinavian countries top of every chart
We are a rich country but small enough not to be invaded and small enough to take care of our own. Forming an alliance would also make our countries more vulnerable to sickness that runs through larger nations.
Love the trolling and the repost, but spell correct for better effect.
you're all too gay, you'll never have any global influence because you're pathetic people, hence why your women prefer immigrants because they might aswell be lesbian as be with a scandinavian guy
>over a slice of moldy bread
By 'a slice of moldy bread' do you mean oil? If not, you're fucking retarded. You and your wannabe viking børk buddies can go stuff yourselves with Muslim dicks.
Too bad you don't know how it feels to live in the greatest nation on earth, A.K.A. America.
People hating on Sweden (especially danes/norwegians)
>Implying we wouldnt purge Scandinavia of shitskins if such superpower would rise.
>Hating on swedes for being forcedto live with the skitskins your government denys, while our allah cocksucking government take them in only because you deny them.
The world will not be able to handle such a large concentration of autism.
But I will support this if you guys make Finnfags your slaves. They are already stripped off of emotions and have sheep-like obedience as long as they get their 20euro/0.5litre vodka, so theyre the perfect material. Please do realize theyre heavily inbred and subhuman on the inside.
Fokk you, Bro. That is not any kind of Germanic language.
*If* you are Scandie, I'm sure you know what I'm talking about, but they language is fokk up.
It's not the same as us [.]
Behold! The glorious mosque of Toledo!
There is roughly 61 mosques in Sweden, if you are liberal with the term mosque. There is 227 mosques in california alone.
What's wrong with Sweden? I been to Uppsala and it was pretty cool IMO.
OK. I understand what you said. . .
But I suppose I misunderstand. . .
What I wanted to say were that a German jumping into th>>582198449
s conversation should proudly "demonstrate" the swastika. . .
That're all. . .
finnfag here, finland is not part of scandinavia, thats only norway, sweden and denmark.
however, when speaking about vikings and their bad ass reputation, thats created by finns, not sweden/norway/denmark.
from all of the viking artifacts, most valuable was the specific sword, viking era status symbol. from all said swords found from europe, most of them are found from finland.
sweden is lost because of all niggers and sandniggers. their economy will collapse in near future since too many will rely on wellfare. norway is allmost lost, but they still have hope. denmark is full of pussies, not to forget that there are also too many niggers and sandniggers.
Iceland would not have existed if it wasnt for scandinavian settlers. Icelandic culture is based on scandinavian culture, which is why it is often called scandinavian. Same thing with Finland, since it belonged to Sweden for so long, it has a very scandinavian culture and identity.
This is from Copenhagen:
... And this is also from Copenhagen
Imam Ali mosque
> first man in space
> first woman in space
> first circumnavigation of the globe
> first empire on all continents
> first circumnavigation of africa
> largest empire in history
> eradication of smallpox
> oil raffination technology
> most popular religions on the planet
catholic christianity because of iberians, sunni islam because of sandniggers
go to bed, snowniggers
Anyway I truely support a United states of Scandinavia
Finns would be allowed to call them self scandinavians and sweden should take a chill pill and stop trying to be so political correct all the time, e.g. by stop removing niggers from Pippi Longstocking and stop allow everybody asylum
I fucking love my brothers in denmark, norway and finland. I'd do anything for you. Yet all I get from you is hate on this board. Muh feels.
people are just idiots, it would be fucking great to have a united north with all nordic countries included why not. as if we couldnt handle some immigrants, they are way outnumbered anyway
We ain't hating, we just are embarrassed on your behalf sometimes
lel. vikings were victims of finns. yes, they came here, but soon learned that price for that is too big.
finns treated vikings as their bitches.
"After this they sailed to Finland and plundered there, and went up the country. All the people fled to the forest, and they had emptied their houses of all household goods. The king went far up the country, and through some woods" [...] "Now when they came into the woods again people rushed upon them from all quarters, and made a severe attack. The king told his men to cover themselves with their shields, but before they got out of the woods he lost many people, and many were wounded; but at last, late in the evening, he got to the ships" [...] "But the Finnish army proceeded on land, making the same progress as the king made with his ships""
sauce? it'd be so cool if this was real
mongol pride world wide
I'm on board as long as Swedish becomes the official language of this new supower.
Why? Because it's the best Northern Germanic Language, duh.
I also vote that this new state be called Sweden. And adopts the Swedish flag.
i guess thets why sweden owned finland for 700 years becouse the finns "finns treated vikings as their bitches. "
but thats not all:
"The N1c1 haplotype possess the distinctive value DYS390=23, also rarely found in Scandinavia, but with the closest relatives of the Rurikid haplotype being found in coastal Finland, among the Swedish-speaking Finns."
b-but finland is historically relevant...
we need to learn from history and kick the niggers out of our utopia, then we unite
there is good reason why it really happened, but to understand that you must really dive into this section of history. in finland are around 100 ancient castles or castle ruins, finns did have more than people ever know.
still, during wwII we fought while sweden did what they are doing even today; they trust in finns to keep russians away.
lot of finnish history has just vanished cause sweden systematicly destroyed it, prevented studying it centuries and generally tried to keep finns uneducated slaves.
the US of Scandinavia would not be able to serve their member nations respectfully with their members geographic interests in mind.
To dumb it down just a bit more(something that will cause some outcry): The Iceland doesn't have same interests as the Finland in the same way as Denmark doesn't have same interests as Norway.
We might share some common cultural elements, but other than that politically this would not be possible because certain locations political needs would not be taken in consideration in the concentrated political ruling method used in these countries(representative democracy) and concentration of interests would encircle only near the capitals -which would probably mean most business being near Stockholm. The only way how the USC could be achieved is through splitting the countries into smaller areas that act as states of their own.
Nothing is achieved by creating the USC at the current situation. Instead, most likely the local cultures may be destroyed by this. 'Tis shit something neo-nazis wouldn't understand.
dont blame me, blame science.
i bet it feels bad to find out most of scandic bad ass reputation is actually based on finns.
only thing to prove what kind of pussies scandinavian people are when compared to finns, is look at how much nigger cock scandinavians suck.
And those castles are either built by swedish settlers or novgorodians.
Finland would never have been able to fight a week without the aid of sweden, and the reason why your rich finnish history is nowhere to be found is because it has never existed.
actually you did try to make it as official language, and there are still 5% minority who speak sweden as their first language. finland is officially two language country, but in reality swedish will vanish in near future from finland.
>not scandinavian settlements
you can't live in -30C living in a wicker basket
sweden needed finns, not the other way around. to understand this you need to know more about history instead of that shit what they teach you in school.
finnish kings have been known all around ancient world.
why are you copying my type style?
are you tryna drag me down too?
oh, teach me about these ancient finnish kings of yours. Do you perhaps mean the great Gustav Vasa? Or perhaps Charles XII? Gustavus Adolphus was a baller king of Finland too.
The only thing Sweden "needed" from finland was cannonfodder to fill out ranks in its army.
I'm thinking more something like this...
Was just wondering, since this is never going to happen and the scandinavian countries are going to burn to ashes because of the muslim invasion, where do I move to live out my life in a white, peaceful neighborhood?
Is switzerland or Austria a better alternative or what do I do?
ego-tripping retards like you is the only reason why this wouldn't work. you can't force a language on all the people, but if you were to do that, it should be icelandic. the reason for that is that it's closer to old norse.
besides, you just want everything to be swedish, even though it would be the shittiest country in the whole union. actually, leaving sweden out of it would probably be best.
Fine, i'll take your bait. Firstly, the claim shows nothing else than that their knowledge of biology is severely lacking, since these descendants can't possibly have a common ancestor. Secondly, the guess that they make is completely improbable, even if you assume that that anyone of the tested people has a straight male descendence from Roslagen.
It is in that case much more probable that it is someone who has a haplotype which is common there that is biological descendents to Rurik even though its a pure guess. Thirdly, it is completely impossible to to determine seperate individuals ethnic descendence by using haplotypes since there is, in all groups people with different and rare haplotypes. The only thing it can be used for is to study an entire population as a whole and comparing the proportions between the different haplogroups and haplotype.
This is nothing more than a idiotic nationalistic political claim made by some second-rate "finland stronk" newspaper.
I can understand Danish, Norwegian and Swedish, even though Danish is so muttery it can be difficult.
Icelandic makes no sense to me WHAT SO EVER:
>Icelandic makes no sense to me WHAT SO EVER
it does if you speak it. japanese doesn't make sense at first and seems pretty fucked up, but when you learn it, it becomes easier.
i'm not icelandic myself, but if there were to be a common language, that would be it. a better idea would to let people talk whatever they speak, and public documents would be in multiple languages. norway already has experience with that, bokmål/nynorsk.
>having an official language that is not spoken or understood by anyone in scandinavia
Not even once. More likely would be some mix between Swedish, danish and bokmål, though gravitating more towards swedish since its more of a common language. Ie. swedish and danish and swedish and norweigan is closer than norweigan and danish.
>be calling apple support 2 days ago
>dumb swede answer's the phone
>start talking and sounds like a fucking garbage disposal, literally cannot grasp a word he's saying
>tell him its impossible to understand him and want a new person on the phone
>he gets upset
what the fuck sweden you actually expect everyone to understand your backward ass language. what the fuck are you even doing in norway and on the fucking tech support!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? GTFO
Not as long as Sweden has turned to a massive pile of shit. They used to be our "older brother" and cool, but they turned to feminist nigger country. Even the pureblood Swedes have turned to cancer because of this
>though gravitating more towards swedish since its more of a common language
not in text it isn't. norwegian and danish are pretty much identical in written language. swedish would have to adopt that.
And what is wrong with a good cell phone, couch and food?
not really only sweden and norway is actually skadinavia, denmark used to be but it got serperated after an ice age. but iceland and færøyene has the most skandinavian culture, Language and population
This is what I've been saying for years , but it seems to me that no one is interested in such a thing cause well mt country at least is licking so much butt at America its smelling like shit .
Local culture isn't just 'destroyed' when the nation enters a larger community. The European Union has caused a significant rise in nationalist sentiments and though there is free movement of people and capital between the members states each nation still retains its own cultural identity.
Try calling an Dane/Swede/German/Italian/etcetera a European. They'll straight up laugh at you.
A Nordic Union would be composed of the Scandinavian nations plus Iceland and Finland. Each member state would retain a significant amount of local autonomy, but answer to a common defense and foreign policy. The United States has a good system going there. It works and it keeps the Union standing.
Pls nordiska bröder, dont hate on us Swedes hate on the fucking negerälskande politicians that only wants votes and doesnt give two shits about our glorious heritage that Odin bestow upon us, we need to unite against all these niggerloving femenazis and reclaim our lands from the darkness of these islamic pirate goat fuckers!