NO WANKING - From 1st December to Christmas
> This year, all I asked Santa for is a proper emancipating handjob.
Who's in ? The challenge of a life.
I once stopped masturbating for five days. I lived a life in perpetual erection, I was always fully aware of my environment and it felt awesome.
I am looking for brave men like V6tk3eyg and ex3WvFcU to follow the true path. Feel free to join us if you want to be one of the true.
You are the one asking Santa for a handjob for Christmas.
And if I had to pick, I would probably rather get a handjob from my mom than some old guy who hangs out with gay elves.
Hahaha, no. I'm gonna be home in half an hour and have myself a nice wank. Thanks for asking though.
I am a man with a strong enough will. I came here to lighten the best members of /b, those who can still accomplish a great life
No porn picture here, this is not a you wank you lose thread
I won't be able to come lighten you every evening. (I think tomorrow I won't)
I will create around that time every day I can a thread, if you don't see one you can create it. Put 'NO WANKING' so we can find it easier.
Choose your nicknames. I will be known as the One with whom everything began.
I'm growing my dick using Jelq technique. So basically i have a lot of pleasue but I can't ejaculate. Like masturbating without orgasm. But I think soon I will cum buckets. So I'm kinda in.
If /b doesn't wank for almost a month, believe me it will have consequences on all the Internet.
Sir FapaNOT here, for the glory of /b/!
Sounds terrible. I'm in.
Maybe at the end of the month all virgins of /b will get a girlfriend.
Your case is questionable, but I think I can express without the No Wank Council's agreement that it's up to you. But don't enjoy your last one, no picture, do it mechanically right now in a kleenex in 2 minutes and start the challenge.
I literally can't wank without pornographic material, so I suppose I'll just be starting the race despite this handicap!
Let's do this, brethren, and may shame and dishonor fall upon those who succumb!
By the way, what if one gets laid? Isn't that kinda cheating?
It's different with all this Christmas bullshit. Imagine, you are the 25th of December at 2 pm, you know you can then please yourself and you are in the middle of a family dinner.
Wat do ? Go to the bathroom for a quickie ?
You are allowed to be in a relationship. You can have proper sex ; if she wants to wank you, just calmly explain her you're in a cure with your b/ros, she'll be comprehensive.
NO FAP sex allowed
Do something with your life if you can
I'm going to fuckimg try this. Gf can't make me cum but we have the best sex. On some antidepressants so I think it slowed down my sex drive. Hell, I hope I can manage to cum buckets on her face. Will take pics
a whole fucking month.. I've done 3 weeks, but a month...
That's great, there are about 35-40 people in so far. Imagine what Internet will look like in a month.
FapaNOT and Lord Chastity are now Chancellors of the Great No Wanking Quest.
Hell, there'll be a new thread every day. It's gonna be difficult, need support.
I'll ask moot to put a badge next to your id
> pic related : us in a month
yes you may, and while you fage aren't jerkin it, i'll be jerkin mine in your honor, i'm here to support your guys, call me cheerleader fag
Picture fixed. Please give me your pictures before posting them
i said hell to the fucking yeah I'm in
Fapped 3 times today
Longest without a fap: 2 weeks
I'm in! Though i will probably forget about and fap first thing in the morning tomorrow...
I like it but....let's seem their faces. If we sees their faces I will give you pictures.
I'm in. Shit's gonna take me the virtuous nature of a monk to accomplish though.
She's damn ugly, I need no correction for that one
y no faces? come on dude, make it like the bubbling of no fap
I will be Mr. Dick. I will contribute in that I will post as much porn as I can in each thread that I see of this. I am your main villain and will stop at nothing to make you fap, and ultimately fail.
Mr Dick, my ultimate enemy. Here you are to try to be the bad shepherd.
As usual I'll beat you and you'll fail. The power of our 50 dicks is stronger than your submissive mind.
You should all quite now, as your fair villain I must warn you of the immerse amount of porn I have collected over the years, I have things that will make you cum buckets in seconds, without even touching your dick. You will all fail, I will be sure of this.
>good luck fags
Heh, don't even bother with this challenge. You are weak, you will all fail. As males your feeble minds will crack under the slutty whore minions I will post, and they will attack hard. It'll almost feel as if they are there, jacking you off for me. I would advise you to back out now.
You weren't one of us anyway ... You're just an hidden accomplice of Mr Dick
I stopped cranking my hog for a week once, I was so horny I felt like I could fuck anything, only thing on my mind was sex. It's almost painful and pretty much consumes all your time/energy
I´m in, was planning on doing ir anyway, I heard it helps beard to grow faster.
I have made my point and will leave it at that, for tonight. I will see you all in the next thread, and don't think it'll be so easy next time.
I also want to quit /b/ but I'll keep my goals realistic
Where are all people that post porn when they're required?
cheerleader fag reporting in
i need some help /b/ros
boobs must overcome stock photos of men eating healthy
My friend, I started a no fap about a week ago. This is day 8 now, and even I can handle this. My standard lowers day by day though
>pic attached, soon this will give me a boner too...
I've been wanting to stop beating my shit daily, now I have a chance to