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You are a spider. While going about your spider business, you encounter three teenagers.
They want to go for badges in Insect Torture (they are idiots, the concept of spiders not being insects doesn't exist to them).
The last number of your post indicates how powerful your venom is as per the following scale:
0: completely harmless
1: offers a mild burning sensation around the bite site,otherwise harmless
2: causes minor pain and localized swelling, but no long-lasting effects
3: causes slightly more pain and localized swelling, but still no long-lasting effects
4: causes pain and localized swelling, but no long-lasting effects
5: pain, localized swelling and general malaise for a few hours.
6: extreme pain, localized swelling and sickness for a few hours.
7: causes extreme pain, comparable to that of being electrocuted and shot at the same time
8: requires immediate medical attention, can cause paralysis if left untreated
9: near-instantly kills the cells local to the bite, quickly (medically speaking) spreading into other areas, eventually attacking and killing both the heart and the brain
42=once you bite someone you can mind control them
69=you can suck the life out of individuals and become bigger and stronger
74=you can eat an entire hand with just one bite
89=you can run faster than the speed of sound and kill in seconds
15=When you bit someone their head explodes
21=everyone you bit gets malaria,AIDS and ebola
000=you can spit your a venom that can melt flesh up to 6 meters
1111=you become 100 meters tall
2222=you can kill someone just by looking into their eyes
3333=you can multiply into one thousand deadly spiders in just three seconds
4444=smokey the bear comes and cut the eyes of everyone that tries to kill you
other quads=your venom can perforate steel
0000=you are the spider god and you have god powers
Will you be able to protect yourself?