What the fucks up with those tits bru? Really
This is you in this thread right now
ok, give me minute to upload it to streamin.to
Warn you, the quality isnt too good...
My girlfriend and I live together, and while we've got a healthy sex life, I still fantasize about fucking her while she's asleep. It obviously wouldn't be as good, but it's just a hot idea for me. Old kink, I guess. Feels a bit dangerous.
She said she's down with me doing whatever I want to her while she's asleep, and actually sounded pretty excited about it, but trying to initiate something like that without waking her up is fuckin' hard. And waking up with a hard dick trying to worm its way into you apparently isn't as sexy to her when she's just been bumped out of a deep sleep. She groans, pushes me away, and rolls over. That takes the fun out of it for me, because the idea of getting away with it undiscovered is what really does it for me.
Next morning, she's always, "whoops, sorry. You woke me up, and I was just confused and tired. You can try again!"
Dunno what else I can do! I'm definitely not fuckin' drugging her, and this girl is 4'9", so she starts getting a bit vomit-y after drinking, which I'm, uh, not totally cool with.
I guess it'll just have to stay a fantasy?
I just did some photoshopping and the glasses even match up. I'm pretty sure I've actually found nudes of someone I know on 4chan
here, two videos
just go to the "Proceed to video" button, and close the ads, i cant do a shit abou them...
Just have her drink til she's tipsy, then go to sleep. She will sleep MUCH more soundly. Source: I let guys fuck me in my sleep.
She could also try melatonin for a deeper sleep. I have no experience with this method, though.
I've tried this before and gotten as far as fingering my wife before she woke. You have to go super super patient and slow, and start when she's in a pose that exposes her crotch. Start with super light touches for several minutes, and I really mean minutes. Let her body get used to being touched there.
Ever so slowly work your fingers underneath whatever she's wearing and continue in a similar fashion.
I probably was touching her crotch for a good 20 minutes before I felt brave enough to push my finger inside.
At that point I was convinced she was awake and just enjoying it so I started going a bit faster and harder.... then she really did wake up.
I bet if I kept going slowly she could have slept through much more... Just have to go super super slowly.
i think you like this one
Yeah, we'll try again soon. It's hard to figure out how much is enough for her without going over, though. She's 4'9" and 90 lbs, and there hasn't been one time we've drank together that she hasn't started feeling a bit barf-y. I think getting spewed on while trying to sleep-fuck her would make me take a dive from the balcony.
Hoping she gets put on some stronger sleep medicine soon. I'm not totally cool with the idea of outright drugging her (unless she straight up volunteers for it), but I'd be glad to take advantage of her drugging herself with some ground rules beforehand.
>waking up with a hard dick trying to worm its way into you apparently isn't as sexy to her when she's just been bumped out of a deep sleep.
Maybe try eating her out until she's half awake, then fucking her?
Or you could just pin her down. (she might even prefer that)
anon you sick bastard!
>now post more...
>wait a minute! the guys on the ISIS vids don't jerk like this! OMG ISIS videos are staged
mfw I've been specifically asked to do this on multiple occasions: because.
Yeah, we do a lot of shit like that anyway. Daddy dom / baby girl sub relationship. She likes being taken forcefully every now and then, and it's definitely fun. The sleep-fucking thing is different, though. I don't want her to wake up and be into it, I just want her to not wake up. To fuck her 'til I'm done without getting caught.
Just gotta keep trying
Giving... but interestingly enough it's been the other way too.
It's the only way I can get sex. I just roll over, put my arm around my fiancee and start playing with her titties. If I start slow, she starts having sex dreams. Once she starts to moan a bit in her sleep, it's all over from there. I can wake her up by fingering her, making out with her, or just getting rougher with her titties. Any way I do it, I get laid. Great stuff.
I actually woke up eating my girlfriend out one time. I was having a sex dream and started off rubbing her pussy, then I guess I sort of sleep walked my mouth to her slit. We both woke up as I started eating her out, then she just started grabbing my hair. Good, good times.
Eh, I can't think of anything specific. It was just thing of hers for a while, I suppose she kinda liked the idea of being woken up halfway through realising she's being fucked. Quite pervy that way lol which is just perfect for me.
let me see if i can find something else good enough to share
Wow, this is a lot more common than I thought.
My boyfriend has fucked me in my sleep a number of times. I'm a really deep sleeper so at first when he asked me about it the next morning I thought he was just messing with me. The couple times I have woken up were because even if I can apparently ignore shoving or slow thrusting in my sleep I can not sleep through being pelted with hot cum(on a side note, waking up to see a figure in the dark standing over you and jerking it is a terrifying sight to wake up to) or the dry mouth that ensues after somehow swallowing a load rather than choking on it in your sleep. All in all I think its pretty hot and he seems to really enjoy getting away with it.
Hawt: You know, I think you'd get along awesomely. I'd love to talk more if that's okay with you? Preferably off of the board lol.
start rubbing her feet. slowly. gentle, firm touch. don't tickle. she may stir a bit. just hold still and hold her. she'll relax back into it. everyone loves foot rubs. next to the calves. gentle, slow. move up gradually. if she starts to stir, hold still. it won't work every night. but gradually, she will get used to your touch at night without stirring. going from there to fingering, to fucking will take you many patient nights. good luck in your quest.
I had the same conversation with my girlfriend. I found I have to plan ahead. Go to bed with just loose boxers on (if you can convince them to wear just panties - the kind you can pull to the side - even better). I wake up a few times throughout the night to change positions, so I have to be in a mental state where I remember to not just fall back asleep but stay awake. If you don't wake up often you could drink enough water before bed that it forces you to wake up in the middle of the night. My goal is to get awake and out of bed. Give your partner a few minutes to fall back asleep if they felt you move around and woke up a little bit. You want to be alert too. Then I lube up and jerk off until I'm fully erect. Then just be assertive and go for it. Ive never had a partner stay asleep while I start fooling around, so instead I just wake them up. When they go from groggy deep sleep to your hot mouth on theirs as you pull their panties aside and slide a hard lubed cock into them... they get into it pretty quick. Super hot.
I'd love to see you wake up my wife like this.
then i'd love to plant that eggplant. if you know what I mean.
guys this is disgusting. how would you feel if a hot girl took your pants off while you were asleep and started playing with your dick, then took pictures and showed them to all her friends?
Damn, I'm going to have to start a fan club or some shit.
This fetish isn't that uncommon. Talk about it with your girl or fwb or whatever. Just don't go slipping random girls the D while they sleep, that's how you go to jail.
>be me, at fuckslut's house, partying with her and her friend.
>friend passed out on sofa too drunk
>go and bang fuckslut in bedroom, she passes out now
>still unsatisfied, go back to living room with massive hard cock buck naked
>see a little titty poking out
>start to get a little closer looks so good
>have to touch it, start pulling up shirt to get more titties
>these huge tits I just have to take one lick and my cock is throbbing, grab whore's hand and place on my cock
>she still fast asleep, start stroking my cock with her hand
>need more so start to pull down leggings
>the ass was fat
>panties smell so good give them a good lick
>slip panties to side and start to suck clitoris
>getting ready to come start to squeeze titties and she starts to squirm a little bit
>finally bust load and at least minute realize it is evidence so catch it in my hand
>wash hands, leave
no idea unfortunately
I use MHC on my phone for surreptitious recording
working on getting a vid together but i dont think this thread will last for it
I used to stick my finger up girl friends' (friends who are girls) asses when they passed out at parties next to me.
Never got caught and I did it to probably 5 different girls...
her pussy looks so good ..to bad its hairy as fuck