love the cat forever and make sure its safe and healthy
rub her belly. bitches love belly rubbles
lube finger and put into anus, record, webm and post.
stream butfucking your cat, after here anus is open shuff some firecrackers in here, than spill gasoline on it set it on fire, than shuff the cat in your anus. and than run against your roomdoor repeatetly like you are loosing connection in a video game, while lolling about my bad gramar
The spiny hooks of a cat's tongue.
Let it seep on your bed for a week and you slee on the floor
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>disrespectful to the cat
What the fuck are you even talking about? Perhaps it's mildly unsanitary if OP doesn't wash his dick, but for christ's sake the cat doesn't give a shit. It's not gonna go sulk in the corner because it got oh-so disrespected. Just get over the fact that there's no difference between a finger and a dick to a cat.
Already on it I'm sending him a trojan horse virus with built in tracking beacon as we speak that should also emit a knockout gas from his keyboard. Once this works, I will be calling in my homie's to run a train on OP's ass.
>Fun fact about Cats!
Cats have a memory of only 10 minutes. After around this period of time their brains reboot and tune them back to when they were only a month old. Kittens have a memory span of about only 30 seconds and the only thing that keeps them alive is their hardwired brain to know who their mother is.
tAKE CARE OF THE FUCKING CAT AND LOVE HIM, GIVE HIM BELLY RUBS
Running out of cats and patience
you're such a faggot OP. you won't delivar
> Op in the middle of delivering when the cat tore his dick to shreds
> now has bad credit score and can't afford to pay bills or medical expenses
> arrested for animal cruelty
> shunned by his family and goes on the local news
> no more pussy for him
> raped in jail and inmates love the tattered remains of his dick
> gets out after 15 years and is homeless
>all because winrar
Moral of the story is to be a faggot op and never deliver