Someone at my college is organizing an orgy - they set up an anonymous Google form to sign up and I put in my junk email for the hell of it. They've sent out a few update emails and seem to be legit.
I'm a 21 year old virgin.
Should I go? Orgy stories/advice?
Bumping with the rest of this set (it's the closest thing to an orgy I have in my fap folder)
Like I said, 21 year old virgin.
I'm not a completely autistic neckbeard but I'm worried that everyone will be fucking each other's brains out while I stand in the corner awkwardly.
I go to a very liberal, sex-positive and sex-safety conscious school. The organizers have stated multiple times that they want to plan for everyone to be safe (I take that to mean lots of free condoms, etc.).
Should I still be that worried? I would imagine that these are the sort of people that would make condom use a requirement.
enjoy your mystery STD's from orgies. Sex is fine. Orgies usually just turn out dirty. I know your probably a virgin so you don't quite understand the nasty yet, but you will one day...maybe.
most people there will probably be unnattractive. i say go for it if you're at a college (especially a private school where everyone is rich). wear a condom, pick some fat chick, smash.
Eh, I know it sounds fun but group sex with strangers isn't all it's cracked up to be.
>everyone there will be gross
>it will be mostly guys
>the girls will be selective as hell
>you won't be able to get up because large group + performance anxiety
>high risk of disease
The only fun I've had at an orgy was a gay one, and I knew most of the guys pretty well. But hell, you only live once so go for it.
They've already established that most people are interested in a gender-balanced scenario and announced that they might have to turn away some guys due to the large number of male respondents. We're nothing if not thorough at this school...
Dude. Absolutely do it. Worst case scenario you fuck a guy accidentally or get someones elses cum on you. Big whoop, you're in collegee you're supposed to go crazy and have good sex stories. Best case scenario, you fuck a real life girl or multiple girls and get to lose your v-card. Do it bro. Do it.
>masturbate using your own tears as lube
Well, considering that's my entire sex life up to this point, I figure I don't have much to lose.
I'm just telling you based on experience. Half the girls that say they'll show up won't show up. The ones that do will be dumpster fires, because 6's and above aren't generally into kinky stuff. Guys are a different story, so if you're curious about your sexuality, why not.
Also, STDs. Take proper precautions and get tested after.
Nah, didn't apply, but applied to similar places. Swarthmore more and John's Hopkins (rejected lulz), got in to Bucknell and Gettysburg (lol safety private school). My brother did a post-doc after he got his PhD at Tufts.
In the orgy department, I totally say go for it. Do you know what kind of chicks are organizing it? I'm guessing that the people doing it are not social alphas - does Tufts have a big greek scene?
Plus you can even go for anal and if someone gets mad and doesn't like it, just be like "its an orgy, chill out" or "gee I remember my first orgy" then point out what a noob she is and get some laughs and high fives ftom your newly aquired orgy bros
This is an expectations vs reality thing. Expect a gangbang with 4/10 girl, if a girl shows up. Maybe all sausage. Go anyway, just don't expect much. There will probably be at least one fag there.
One of the questions on their form was how people felt about drinking/drug use, but I have no idea how people answered. I'd guess that there would be some drinking but not a lot of drugs. 'Consent culture' is such a big thing in the college liberal scene right now that I don't think most people would want to be wasted.
I know nobody will believe me but I just got back from an evening of fucking 2 sisters, 19 & 23 yo. Tall, slim blue eyed brunettes.
We made out all together, they went down on each other, I fucked them in succession. Incredible.
You can tell me I'm bullshitting all you want, I lived it and nobody can take it from me anymore.
Who the hell are these people? There's a certain appeal to these photos besides the t n a. Very fly on the wall, modern "art" if you will. I went to college and shit like this never happened, at least it was never documented.
Not a clue who's organizing it, everything's been anonymous so far. We do have an actual kink club, but if it was them, I think they'd have their name all over it. Our greek life is significant but not huge and not as 'frat bro' as most greek life.
I've really never met anyone here I consider a total trainwreck, but that's probably because they hide in their rooms. If I had to wager a guess I'd say the organizers are two slightly kinky 6 or 7/10 girls and one guy that's very bi, knowing the people here.
Yeah, extremely ugly people can't get in to expensive private schools, it's some sort of rule. Bucknell also had few people less than 3/4 out of 10 - not even many fat chicks. I'm signing for the evening, but I say good luck bro, sign up, hopefully they need your cock. This seems like a good way for you to get vag without eventually getting an escort or something.
I went to an orgy once. A big guy pulled me into a dark room and started gave me a blowjob. He had a seizure, his jaw locked up, and now I only have less than half a dick. Thanks for reminding me, OP. I might just kill myself now.
Well how the fuck can I tell if some girl is another person's girlfriend?
I mean, being the beta feminist faggot that I am I'd probably ask before cumming on her but how is that a rule at an orgy?
The best orgy is one you organize...invite only chicks and maybe a male best friend.
Oh trust me I remember it very well and will all my life. I even took a few photos of them nude on the bed, but I told them it wouldn't end up on the net and I'm not about the break that promise on the same fucking day, even if I realize it sounds suspicious.
You can AMA however, anything you want.
Who's gonna show up:
4 hairy neckbeards, 5 fags, 1 pale skinny basement dweller who've never seen sunlight, 4 niggers, landwhale bitch with sores on her folds (the only female), and some hipster faggot who will claim to be there for some obsure ironic reason.
How it starts:
Niggers will tag team the landwhale because it's what they do. Neckbeards and gollum will stand nervously around and gawk. The homos get jealous of the attention and put on their own ass orgy. The hipster pretends to watch the interracial gangbang but is secretly focused on the gay orgy,
How it'll end:
2 of the niggers start fighting over some petty shit (balls touched, hogging the pussy folds, etc). The landwhale starts shriekin STAWWWWP and becomes hysterical. A neckbeard tries to whiteknight and gets flattened by one of the niggers. The gay orgy goes on uninterrupted. The hipster faggot gets distracted by the landwhale screeching. Sees opportunity to become the new center of attention and goes full SJW mode on everyone. Gets BTFO and ends up knocking Gollum into the gay orgy, who gets raped in every hole imaginable.
As a virgin you're going to be embarrassed either way. Might as well go and get freaked out at watching 2 ugly girls getting fucked by a bunch of ugly guys.
so you were the Gollum, huh? rough ride, bro
you think they will ever find out? you aren't even the OP of this thread and this shitty thread will 404 in like 10 minutes anyway. post it and prove you aren't a beta shiteater like everyone else on this fucking website
I remember meeting up with a bunch of people off an IRC channel in the wake of chanology and you just described what happened with like 20 guys and 8 girls in the woods.
I'll always remember being in a giant tent with the hottest girl there and my cock up her ass while 3 guys were fucking literally 2 feet to my right, a couple were doing it 3 feet to my right and an indian guy was jerking off a foot or two above my head.
Weird and wonderful night. But yeah, pretty accurate.
How many people are going to right click save all over the world? Right.
And I understand the critic, I'd do it if I were you, so maybe in a way I deserve it. But I also know in 10 minutes the thread will disappear and you'll forget me as well.
But I swear on my mother and the pope that I'm not lying at all. Shit like that happen in the world sometimes.
>I went to an orgy once. A big guy pulled me into a dark room and started gave me a blowjob. He had a seizure, his jaw locked up, and now I only have less than half a dick. Thanks for reminding me, OP. I might just kill myself now.
For once you wanted a guy who wouldn't swallow, ahhahaha
do you know how many random pictures of naked chicks are saved every fucking day on this website? nothing comes of it they just sit in the fap folder until the end of time. Hell hide their faces and it is literally impossible for anyone who hasn't seen them naked to ID them. I want to believe.
dude I fucked those same girls earlier and they said that the never fucked you
I swear on my mother and the fucking pope that I'm not lying at all. Shit like that happen in the world sometimes.
you're both liars, i've fucked them both like 20 times and they said i'm the only one the've ever fucked. in fact, i just got finished fucking them. I swear on my mother and the fucking pope that I'm not lying at all. Shit like that happen in the world sometimes.
look at this thread man, its not bumping at all. Block their faces if it makes you feel safer but at most like three people will save it. I genuinely want to know if there is someone on /b/ who isn't a complete fucking autist. if you were OP people would be trying to find them like mad, here is basically the only place you will be able to post them
If you are a virgin at 21, then the orgy isn't gonna work for you. There is something so very unattractive about you that haven't gotten laid yet. No one is going to pick you in the orgy.