Damnit OP.. Fine take the batteries out and put it in the drawer where electronics/batteries/flashlights are kept and see how long it takes to disappear or someone to get weirded the fuck out.
Take out the batteries, leave this picture rolled up inside
>take dildo when she's gone
>take pics of it around town (don't show yourself in photos)
>dildo sitting on a park bench
>dildo sitting on a drive-thru shelf at taco bell
>dildo on the swings at the park
>dildo waiting for the light to change to cross the street
>dildo by the speedometer doing 120 down the freeway
>dildo at starbucks next to a fuckin whateverthefuck latte
>dildo watching discovery channel
>dildo in the phone book looking for pizza delivery
>dildo sitting on a spare tire changing a flat
>dildo making a sandwich
>dildo reading the newspaper
>print out dildo's epic adventure and place pics in a photo album, put ribbon on it, place on sister's pillow
> find hot sauce
> apply found hot sauce on dildo
> wait till it dry
> put dildo back where you found it in the first place
> now wait...
in your ass. make sure it gets poopy. put back in same place you found it.
feel accomplished if no one brings it up or deny it if she brings it up and never let her forget it that she has it.
Walk into her class room during school and throw it at her while screaming " MOM SAID STOP LEAVING IT AROUND THE HOUSE". And then walk out.
When she brings it up act suprised as if you do not know what she is talking about.
Shove in your ass.
After several minutes of anal stimulation with the didlo itself. (insertion, removal, insertion, removal, ETC.) You have two options!
ANAL STIM 1:
If you cum via anal stimulation Cum into a cup. Make sure to cover that shit up
If no cum via anal stim... Make sure to cum with as much force upward making sure to aim for your mouth.
ANAL STIM TWO:
After cumming into a cup sample it. (Small sip. maybe less) after your sister has gone to sleep suck the semen into a turkey baster and then insert and expel in to your sisters vagina. (BONUS POINTS: Video and post here)
coat it in your semen every chance you get and hope for a nice pregnancy in the future
put some spicy on it and wait for the greatest scream of your pointless life
You're right. How stupid of me.
I clicked on that without thinking but right before it expanded I thought it would be a gif of a girl biting a dick so I instantly panicked.
buy a box of the same model. Use some dissolvent or chemical in different dossages so you end up with a box of slightly different corroded dildos. Clean them thoroughly and every now and them change one to the next more corroded one
Then make it into a movie with the opening to "The Magnificent Seven" as the background music for each picture.