Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ya?
I showed my cheese knife collection in a Knife-rate thread.
Pic related because tough cunts carry proof.
Damn straight, that shit's Japanese steel right there!
I disembowel my cheddar with the honor of my ancestors
I had no gf today and only feel'd for 20 minutes
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE BITCH NIGGER? IMMA FUCK YOU MAMA RIGHT IN THE GOD DAMN FUCKIN PUSSY YOU LITTLE SHIT! IMMA FUCK HER SO HARD SHE GONNA FORGET YOU AND YOU DADDY LITTLE PUNK BITCH. DON'T MAKE ME GO CRETACEOUS ON YOUR ASS!
I got some rope, you lemme in. Ill hand this Mississippi Mud Monkey ruul good.
I don't eat ground beef, I just eat regular beef and grind it with my teeth. By chewing.
Oh my mistake. Have a pleasant day sir.
Yikes, go right in buddy
Oh, okay good. Come on in.
Welcome back Terry.
Alright you're in.
Not that tough, should've been the other way around.
I banged your mom
Missionary, For the sole purpose off recreating.
Explosion fucked me up pretty badly, decided to spend the day plucking bits of metal shrapnel out of my thighs and rear. Convoy I was planning to roll back to the front with was ambushed on the way there by ISIS fighters, there were no survivors.
Lost my shit after I heard the news, spent my life's savings on mortar rounds, gathered up some of those who also lost brothers and friends in that ambush and spent the next 48 hours shelling known ISIS strong points.
Money spent, leg still fucked, I bribed my way onto a container ship going back in the general direction of home and here I am.
Go on in.
I've done that three times this morning.
Norton is the toughest customer around.
No one should regret that.
Save your weenie babble.
This is my grandpa and when ever I see him I give him a kiss on the lips, that's how tough I am.
I'm so tough, I fapped to Yee....AND MADE MYSELF LIKE IT!!!!!!!
How tough am I?
I fucked your mother, capped your brother with my 9mm semiauto, got stabbed in the leg, I shot a cop in the head execution style, I know where you live, say something bad about me you little bitch, I'll put you in a grave.
>i'm so tough i blaze dank chronic all day every day
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.