Y'know a website with boards is like mule with a spinning wheel. No one knows how he got it, and damned if it's not filed with traps.
The name's Lanly, Lyle Lanley and I come before you good /b/tards with an idea.
Probably the greatest... ah, it's not for you... it's more of a 9FAG idea.
Oh right, I'll tell you what I'll do... I'll tell you my idea!
I won't listen to any new ideas unless you put them in a song format. And I don't think you can do that mister fancy pants.
Wait just a minute, we're twice as faggoty as the faggots of 9Fag, tell us your idea and we'll probably stand around arguing about it for a couple of hours before losing interest and going to look at trap threads.
Well sir, there's nothing on Earth like a genuine, hung to the knee, cut as button, trap board!
I heard those boards are often dead
Could I fap to Bailey Jay?
Of course you can, it's not gay.
What about us trap liking deniers?
You will become annoying whiners!
Why don't we keep them on /b/?
Because many posters don't like the D!
Is there a chance to have also a kpop board?
I swear it's 4chan's next top board, so say it load and make Moot's ears sore!
9001/10 make the board or whatever archive this thread
That's not how the ritual is performed you fuck face newfag.
Hmmm... I think it was better when I did the podcast board one 8 months ago.
Bravo sir, you've amused me and made a legitimate point about the need for a board where closeted homosexual men can fantasize about cock without being called gay.