Hey /b/ro's i blew up a shit load of balloons. What the fuck should i do?
Section them out by color and create segregated communities of balloons. Then Draw faces on them and have leader balloons and wage wars on the other colors. The last color alive you have to shove up your ass with timestamp.
Dis is yer BB. watchu name it?
This is Christopher Poole, leader of the whites.
He getting cucked
The community is trying to pick up the pieces.
Porkins of the reds send his condolences
The blues are acting pretty shady
Everyone is sleeping but i feel something is fucky
Oh fucking shit the blues are here
Congrats OP, you are now history.
Fucking figures. When its a fucking white balloon people care, but when a black balloon dies it gets pushed by the wayside.
When the fuck are my going to stop being oppressed.
Fucking white devils.
Guys the blues are being serious
My blue brothers must rise up and fight the white devil.
May the blues and blacks regain their right stance in society.
Power to the people.
The whites woke up and knocked the chair off killing 3 reds, now everyone's pissed.
The heartless bastard just slaughtered them without even backtracing! Now he says he's next! Oh god what the fuck is going on
He did it... Everyone is in tears
A new white leader must be chosen... Cast your votes. Cregg, Tooko, And Vegger are the candidates.
Cregg will lead his people proudly...
Here is cregg promoting his new book... Oprah gives it good reviews.
Cregg cares about his people, here is is giving money to the homeless.
The reds are butthurt their economy sucks.
Meanwhile craig is supporting local buisnesses by getting his hair cut at a small barber shop.
Cregg is happy with his shave, although he feels funny.
THE AFTERSHAVE WAS POISENED OH THE HUMANMANATEES
My nigga Cregg is gone but not forgotten.
Out of the shadows leaps our true saviour. Cregg, with one thing in his air... papercuts for the non-believers.
With swift vengeance he slices the betrayer. He mourns the loss of his clone.
Cregg is having a meeting to decide who made the letter
They are presenting it to the blues
Cregg isn't having their bullshit lies, they obviously signed the paper.
Cregg papercut their leader!
Oh my fucking god it has begun.
They slaughtered everyone without a thought...
Cregg was a good man... he must be stopped. He bathes in the bodies of his slain enemies.
Cregg sends his son to ask for the reds daughters hand in marriage
Red hesitantly accepts and the wedding will be tonight
The wedding begins but Cregg seems to be late
When Cregg arrives he can't believe what he sees.
Refugee Blues amongst the reds... how could they do this...
lil late bud
Cregg is tired of this shit... All these fucking blues ruining the world.
He rains destruction down epon the usurpers.
Gazing over the desolation of his volley, he knows he is feared. ALL WHO GAZE UPON THE FACE OF CREGG SHALL KNOW THE TRUE FACE OF RIGHTEOUSNESS.
>and evermore they would speak of the OP whose room turned into a balloon battlefield, of Cregg the Righteous, and of the dastardly plotting by blues and reds.
>and OP's name was DoG
Cregg felt relieved... He felt free...
To him there was nothing left to worry about.
best thread in a while
10/10 would racially cleanse again
how does it feel to save a life I was going to kill myself tonight but the laughing fit you gave me reminded me life is worth living thank you OP you are not in any way a fagot
Cregg is still a good man... He knows it... Live long buddy, no matter how hard life gets.
Cregg will papercut you for your words...
My last post, take this and always remember Cregg will fight for whatever you believe in.
thx for your Effort, OP
b needs more of your kind