Hey /b/. So the last time my female friend and I hung out I got drunk and ended up sucking on her tits and putting my hand down her undies while she was topless and I was too. We kissed a lot and she sucked on my tits once or twice. Now she's openly admitted she's bi-curious and I want to eat her out really bad. She's really shy but we are really close friends, but I also don't want to ruin our friendship. Wat do?
S/he isn't attentionwhoring faggots.
Ask her what she thinks about that kind of thing, slowly make hints. I mean c'mon, you know how girls work better than we do, right?
Too lazy to timestamp. sorry my tits suck. Not a good angle. Not taking requests, just please give advice
>To lazy to timestamp
Bitch why would you even bother then?
fagits help me now
Alright, get to that magic friend zone.
The place where you don't put a name in your relationship.
Meet up with her, talk like she was your friend.
Remember body language, yada, yada, yada.
Focus all your attention in her. The less words you say, the better. Get her to talk. Get her to tell the story.
When she returns the conversation to you, drop it on her.
Tell her how you feel. Tell her that you want that hot scissor action.
In the end, man up with that she-dick of yours and ask her.
Not hard, just do it.
If you ask for help online help cannot be given.
Its a lost cause at that point. So never ask random for anything, are you fucking dumb.
You sound incredibly shallow.
The first thing is talk about the whole situation...stablish the ground rules...no strings attached (if both are mature enough for that) otherwise is not recomended if you don't want to jeopardize the friendship, but if you decide to go for it make sure none of you will get hurt
You do this
get a box of wine or two
have a fun night of hanging out
when the moment is right and spirits are high - you move in for the slay
If you get any bad mojo off of it blame it on being too shitfaced
if she feels weird she'll blame it on her being shitfaced
NOW you can take it from there and see if you want it to be a regular thing. I bet you odds are that it'll go great and you two will scissor-sister it up until the cowtits cum home - ya dig?
Also... maybe about a 6/10 on them titays
seeing as how getting drunk with her worked well for you last time, why not do it again?
if things arent awkward between you after sucking each others tits, they aren't going to get any more awkward by muff diving.
there ya go
Anytime...now remember, make sure you know what she is looking...if her goal is just to experiment...eperiment togheter...but if she wants to build a relationship from this...it's up to you if you want that also...or not
Just keep hanging out with her and try to have a good time. Do things together often and flirt with her but talk about other girls you like so she doesn't lose interest.
After you two get more close use one of the many intimate moments that arise to your advantage. Kiss her and touch her the right way and remember to be polite and not force yourself.
Two ways this can backfire seriously on your ass is 1) by avoiding her 2) by forcing yourself when the time's not right.
6 isn't disgusting
I don't really rate a girl on one feature alone, so just seeing that it makes for a pretty average score. You show me any more, then I judge more honestly.
Seriously tho, that's a horseshit attitude, you look fine (all the 1/5 I can see of you)
She wasn't drunk, only I was.
Not looking for a relationship. I have a boyfriend, but he's okay'ed this whole thing.
Nobody wants to see my tits anyway
u wot m8
Just out of curiosity, you no longer into dick, or what.
I don't mind faggots, because thats two less competitors in the race to spread my seed into every woman.
But, when you shack up with this chick, that's two less baby incubators that can grow my warrior sons.
To become fuck buddies both parties need to be complete and absolutely on the same page...both need to understand that the emotional involment you make it´s limited only to the physical aspect of your relationship (aka how much booty both are getting) and understand that it will only become something more IF both of you want that
Discuss it with her first and let her know how you feel. you'd be surprised what can be resolved through a simple conversation. set rules and boundaries that you can can both agree on and be comfortable with. If a situation that leaves doubts or cannot be agreed on. Just both agree that your friendship is more important to you and you don't want to ruin it. If you are close enough to lick each others pussies, you should be close enough to have a heart to heart talk
TO THE GULAG YOU GO, FUCKIN FILTHY DYKE.
Now give us something back anon.
Tell us a bit more info about you.
Why don't you invite her for a threesome or something? That might ruin the fuckbuddies thing but you'll probably have a lot more fun.
try to figure out what do you done wrong then act like hopeless retarded with not returning illness and she will love you full of pity
Have fun experimenting femanon, hopes she down for some hot lez action.
And your tits are fine. If she's down for it, make sure you rub your boobies on her boobies.
And come back with some pussy-eating tips when you become an expert.
They're saggy, too big, don't look right on me, my aerolas are gigantic, my nipples are puffy, everything is wrong. Yuck.
Not really, but not exclusive either.
You have lovely tits babe you just fucking worry too much.
Is your bra the right size?
I've been having troubles with one of mine too recently. Turns out I've grown just a little bigger but it hurt like shit. Especially that middle metal thingy that's supposed to keep the front together.
Yeah, it's not. I need a bigger one, but no money to buy a fucking super expensive bra right now.
Meh. Would agree with being an insecure beta faggot.
I'm just really insecure I guess
good one fagit
Update guys by the way: she said this. not sure where to go from here
Tried to take that route. How am I doing /b/?
need to concentrate on this right now.
update guys she said "nah I was quite consenting". How do I spin that into saying I would do it again?
she knew god damn well what happened.
I hate when faggots say "dude, what happened last night"
they're just trying to be edgy faggots who feign being more drunk than they are.
Not a robot
Fucking White Knights.
>You know she ain't gunna ride yo dick for that right?
I like your tits. Stop pulling your shoulders back like that though. guys like natural tits, and natural tits hang. just let em hang kiddo
>im not a robot
feel free to record all sexual adventures with your lady friend for sharing
GUYS IM THE ORANGE ONE. I wanted to get her to admit it.
she's typing right now. will update when she answers
Stop being insecure.
I give your tits a solid 8/10.
And yes, that including models and shit. Because they only make up the extreme end of the bellcurve.
The majority of tits I have seen with my own eyes looked a lot worse than that. Saggy? Hardly, you couldn't even hold onto a pencil. Maybe a bit big, depends on your frame. And your nipple/aerola (you didn't know how to spell it, and neither do I) ratio is quite pleasant.
If you want honest critique, the only awkward thing about your tits is A: don't wear such a tight bra, embrace what you have and don't squish the bejeezus out of them. Your bra lines shouldn't be so prominent. And B: I do like it when there is a clear border between nipple/tit. Your aerola kind of just fade away, at least in that picture, which is slightly awkward. But would it make me any less eager to play with/suck on them? Not at all.
>I need to l2 brevity
its really fucking simple, alright! Dont want to ruin your friendship? Leave her the fuck alone. Do you want to fuck her? Fuck her and take the consequences like everyone else in this god forsaken world... btw your tits are gross
I wanted to establish with me to be sure though. FUARK SHE SAID "what in general". she's playing dump.
FUCK FUK I FUCKED UP
HAHAHAH FUCK IM SUCH A BETA FAGGOT
BUT I DON'T WANT TO COME ON TOO STRONG.
GUYS I'M GOING TO PUSSY OUT AND JUST NOT ANSWER HER. SHE SENT ME A "?" AFTER I HAVEN'T ANSWERED.
because you're so insecure that you're saying things that don't make sense. you said she'd do it again, and she said same. she obviously meant with you.
i am not sure it's actually possible to screw this up since you are a hot chick, but you're coming dangerously close
I agree with this guy:
Just tell admit to her that you loved it and you want to do it again. Don't be explicit, just let all the details work themselves out when you are together next.
Jesus fucking Christ.
She said she liked it. How the fuck you women get anywhere in life off your backs is beside me.
You say "well since you liked it, I'd like to try it when I'm not drunk. How you feel about Saturday - we order in, watch a movie and just see what happens from there."
Hi OP, lesb-anon here. Forget about having the "hard talk" with her, that kind of crap only works in movies. If you both identify as straight I guarantee you just freak her out. If this is something that happens when you're drunk, leave it at that. Being drunk with a straight girl lets her feel like she was just wasted and gives you both an excuse to brush it off as nothing serious. If you start moral fagging and trying to talk about your feelings and boundaries, you're going to make things weird.
Just let her know you were in to it and that leave it at that. Then, set up a time for you to be drunk again alone together. Do whatever you did last time, because you were almost there anyway. While you're kissing and have your hand down her pants, let her know how bad you want to taste her twat. She'll let you, OP.
Now my straight friend, go get that pussy.
You didn't fuck up, you're just being awkward.
You know what makes awkward a bad thing? Thinking that it's a bad thing.
Michael Cera? Awkward as shit (at least when acting), and people love him for it.
Just keep going. The while "lets try it sober" line is likely good.
Though I don't think you should try to push that one point too much. I would just keep talking about it. Though, you did kinda screw yourself by pretending that you didn't remember most of it.
And you're welcome.
/B/ WE DID IT! WE REALLY DID IT
you said you liked it, she said she liked it. obviously that means she'd let it happen again, don't get your speghetti all twisted,
next time you're together and close or fooling around just go for it
now ask how many sharpies she can fit in her pussy
>/b/ actually gets someone pussy when they post the convo and ask for advice
>mfw it's a girl
make a thread on the glorious day as thanks
i'll need a date and time