Looking for a weed hookup in the wellington/lower hutt area
Also general ny thread
It's NZ you cocksucker,now people's scripts won't pick up on it.
Reminder that shitposting is unhealthy for your brain
This is that faggot that runs profileengine out of Auckland and hordes everyone's personal info.
Fuck this cunt
Claydon or some faggotry like that
Hastingsbro repot for dooty
>(now that this thread shall live)
>tfw you mention you have a script to find NZ threads faster
now everyone has one
>Log into skype
>See message from IDbro
>"go for a walk sometime, faggot
>you need it"
>how on earth could he know?
If not what part does she live in?
[spoiler]im in havelock north[spoiler/]
Your mother should have gone through with the abortion
nah, 6 o'cock threads are the best tho
>im in havelock north
Oh, that's right, you posh boy.
>Mother, I say, isn't it most splendid day of days today today?
>Fuck your mouth, Heathcliffe, you know shit aint real.
>Mother, I protest.
I have pictures of my cousin, and her (non-Maori) children but I won't put them on 4chan because I won't put them on 4chan.
yea you do but wait to fuck up the title cant wait for some americans to come in and start ripping the shit outta us for being lazy pot smoking cunts
i new this would happen :'(
why didn't your spoiler work tho?
god no you didnt
>also how come sometimes i dont have to fill in a captcha but sometimes like now i do
>tfw you don't know what album to listen to next
no hes just a widow grateful for whats left of his family
gonna listen to 3 miss A albums in a row
get the extension for your browser
>tfw finally back in my home town
I ain't gay.
And I'm not a fucking snob either.
are you using chrome, opera, firefox, or IE?
>I should've packed some green tea bags
>This isn't nawton
>I miss my monitors
>Rosa doesn't look as good on my laptop screen
>tfw not comfy
oh lol thats why i ss it lol i remember now
i don't use firefox so i don't know if it works
i dont no what that means but that bastard is looks like hes been drinking heavily but i still manage to show up to every thread
>i have both
And your cute to boot.
I'll start walking now.
yea i no what a loser>>584214851
i bet he collects minecraft toys
nothing huge just small stuff that the gov thinks is big
>nothing huge just small stuff that the gov thinks is big
not knowing what i did but u still think its bad :P
there isnt any
>ma ocd :'(
>loser with no friends
>pic not related
No? What the fuck, oi.
It'll just be two fucking sweaty guys having a dirty as fuck wrestle.
No need to make it gay, bro. Fuck I'm hard.
Yeah, most real estate is being brought by them and most is being sold to them too.
>police ask isnt that the guy off titanic
yea my dads last name was dawson and mums first was rose so on there 6th date to see the movie titanic they decided to rename me jack
for fucks sake is there no one in the wellington/lower hutt area able to sell me some fucking weed
its not your guys fault
you'd get more responses if you start an nz weed thread
Hugmonkey is his name and claims to be straight
Says he's funny and half of the profile is the shittest jokes humanity has ever seen
Claims to have friends, are clearly the aforementioned parents in the title
Cracks joke about physique, his physique isn't even in the pic
Says he will crack jokes at gf and give pet names but the guy is obviously so repulsive his prior gfs killed themselves
What a chump, why waste money on a gold membership
now urs :)
>tfw i don't even remember listeining to DSotM this week
You two are my favourites and therefore the best.
today I ran out of synthetics and nobody had shit so it was bear grylls survival smoking time
as in walk round like a homeless fucking bum hit up washington hunting butts what a goldmine then hit my killa spot found like 25 joint butts, rip all that shit up you get a mixture of half burnt weed, ash, and tobacco
then you reroll into an actual spliff add tobacco and get fucking high as fuck
not sure why but ground hobo session always get me fucking high way more than normal weed (also I found a half g in a bag around riccarton the other day), I think it's because all the smoke has to go through the weed butt and it coats the weed so it's real sticky and gross
picked up some masala as well, feels a bit like snorting ritalin mixed with rush
>fuck guys, i failed level 1, can i still apply for uni? i wanna do engineering
Probably not going to work out, aye.
>Tauranga reporting in
Not a real place, stop making things up.
Pretty sure you need level 3, but if your maori or black you can sob your way in id you can prove you have the drive.
Other than that, maybe hit up a polytech to get the credits? Not too sure how that works out though.
fake anyone nude/hardcore, female or male, no rules
nudify-her dot com
Yeah best to give em an email to book a session with a carrers councelor to get it all sorted out.
Worst case, you just wait till your 25 or something and they let you in anyway, iirc.
Send me your sisters nudes. I'm keen for Maori porn.
Thinking of using the degre to travel to asia to be an ALT teaching english. Seems like a good way to see the world and stuff.
If shit hits the fan, i'm pretty sure i could get a job as a code monkey or something.
Im going to see my brother in prison down in otago on Saturday :)
my dating convo from a travelling business man
Holy fucking hell.
>talking to randoms about the 4chan regulars
My cousin lives in Japan teaching English and he didn't even succeed in high school
It's easy as fuck
He drew a blank at times and would teach them games to learn certain words and they were just drinking games he learned at home in NZ and instead if sinking piss when you lose you say an answer haha
john's got plenty for himself. no need to worry.
>"straight on in"
Holy fuck, you are something else.
Straight guys get messaged all the time, oi, by fags wanting to suck them dry. He won't be the last.
Just promise me you'll be cheerful, ok?
why are you in a kpop thread posting non-kpop related shit?
shit his messages didnt get threw ok u got mine ill post his messages
all dubs but 00's have been disabled, that's why you can see roll threads where after 200 posts not a single get happens. Also, there used to be able to make scripts that can have fake "gets" by timing the post before the next get occurs (I know this because a friend I used to have, told me how his get script worked) but because of all the posts on /b/, it's too difficult to perfectly time it, though on other boards it should still work. Well, most of ones, it just depends on posts per second vs. how quickly you can send the request.
i was hoping someone would get it what u mean by im something else though
It seems easy enough, as your just an assistant using your own speaking skills with your native language.
As long as you keep it fun and engaging, it should be sweet.
Been reading up and stuff on how JET's found things, and it looks the best bit.
Main bugger is that you catch all the colds becuase no immunity to the japanese strains, i guess.
thank you :D so are you but no i dont want someone so brash down my throat maybe if he flirted a little bit i would of let him buy me maccas
>most likely what he has
and he ruined all chances here :P
>just got new email
>save for next thread?