Just got home and I'm a bit bored. Entertain me, /b/.
How do you generally feel about asses?
>Implying tits or gtfo does not apply to traps
You really are a faggot, arent you, son?
Not a trap, sorry.
No, I'm fairly new to posting in /b/. Used to be a lurker, still am.
Yeah yeah, I know the drill. Enjoy my mosquito bites.
Not underage. 19, but I get that a lot.
My general feeling on asses is that I can't take my hands off them. Ass, legs, face, body, tits in that order.
I want to cum inside you so you get pregnant then not speak to you for 9 months, then one day rape you and stick my penis so far inside you that it penetrates your baby's embriotic fur and cum inside your baby. So in essence I want to cum inside your baby thats inside of you. Then eat some of your hair so a little piece of you will always be inside of me. Cum. Lots of cum. Cccummmm and cum. So much baby cum.
what the fuck? get the fuck out of here you weirdo
Nah man once you get outside and get laid u'll realize not all girls are "beautiful". This one is merely average-tier. Stop putting the pussy on a pedestal, makes you look weak bruh.
She's young. Under 22, probably in late teens.
Many girls are blessed with neat vaginas when young. You know, before squeezing out a litter of kids and having a lifetime of abuse applied to them.
I'm not camming you cunt. If I had a webcam I would. Fuck off.
>cam for /b/
>accounts only require username & pw nothing else, don't be lazy
You're all fucking crazed sex fiends that would fuck anything with a pulse. Shame on all of you. Have fun sitting there jerking off to some fucking attention whore. I'm going to go bang my girlfriend. Faggots.
mfw you autistic beta fucks try to sweet talk her?? or whatever the fuck you are doing
oh gee, thanks for removing the captcha mootles. Sure did make things better.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Damn, this is the state of /b/ today?
Fuck. I just get out of prison and see this mess? Wtf happened to this site...
Sometimes I like to bury myself in dirt and pretend I'm a carrot. While I do this I usually become erect. When this happens I imagine I am a carrot with a baby carrot protruding from the main carrot(me). But then I realize all I truly want in life is to have sex with a 10 month old baby. They're so helpless its sexual. Like if I were to cum in its mouth it can't do anything except eat it for sustenance. I mean its not like it can feed itself ya know? So basically I have this 10 month old baby growing up eating at least 2 and 1 quarter tablespoon fulls of fresh man batter everyday. Which in turn just turns me on more creating more cum for me to feed it. Its like a sexual cycle. Baby cum. A baby's cumming. Infant cum. Take that baby and dunk it in a mixture of my shit and throw up and spit in its mouth for good measure. So much baby cum. So many baby's cumming. Holy fuck infant boners. Cum.
OP here again. Looking for attention because i have daddy issues.
Whoa, I've never seen that before. Did you type it up yourself? Your mom must be so proud to have such a witty son. I bet your girlfriend gets wet at the sound of your name. At least, that's what I would assume of somebody as alpha as your self. Unless you're faking. Unless you're using the internet as a medium to act as something you're not and never will be, but that's not what's happening right? Right?
>>Wtf happened to this site...
You would have it filled with dead bodies and like minded ignorant hate? There is a greater diversity of people willing to share their opinions and participate.
Op fellow femanon here, I would like to ask you to stop posting these pictures.
We are trying to get this board to see women as their equals and objects of fancy and frankly you aren't aiding in that endeavor.
>not sensing the intense sarcasm
>the boys who cried newfag
can we get pizza, make out and fuck? like now thanks hi come to australia
Don't listen to the femanons. They are stuck up extremist feminists. Express yourself in whatever way makes you happy. Btw this is drunk gay man speaking so you know I'm not just saying that to get more pics of your beautiful self.
>I'm going to go bang my girlfriend
>Posts again at 09:08, still lurking on 4chan b8 thread
I feel for your gf man, idk what she is still doing with you
You don't have to do this.
taking the b8
>copy pasta responding 2 copypasta
You jealous of her beauty and our infatuation? Men post pictures of their dicks all the time, how is denying the fact that humans are sexual and social going to convince people to communicate with respect?
>>Women are objects
Are you an object or more than the sum of the chemical bonds that make up your body?
Sometimes I spit in my infant brothers mouth at night when my parents sleep to assert my dominance in the relationship. Other times I touch its penis and get him erect so I can jerk him off till he's about to cum then stop immediately so I ruin its baby cum. BABYS CUMMMING MAMA DADA CUM CUMMING SO MUCH CHILD CUM AHHJ SMOTHER ME IN BABY BATTER. omg I'm so fucking turned on. If I had a baby in front of me right now I would slowly start making small cuts with an exacto knife in between its baby ass checks so every time it takes a shit the wound becomes infected hopefully turning necrotic. Then jerk off and cum inside the incision and essentially glue its necrotic wounds back together with my gorilla alpha male cum. Drink urine and eat handfuls of dog shit with baby cum on it like a honey bun. Holy fuck I'm going to bust a thick nut on its baby gums.
Nope. Eyes are naturally blue.
Also, did someone ask for feet?