Be eating. These mlp fags show up. Wat do??
shit in your hand throw at them, stand on table and road showing your superior alpha genes
show them the Really, really funny banana!
I'd offer to pay the check for them and you. Once the waiter gets there with the bill, I'd walk over there and be like, "hey, I couldn't notice but see what you guys had to eat and I think this is your check." Then leave letting mlp faggots talk about pay for your meal.
faggot's still trying to eat with sticks?
anyways, tell him that he got the wrong door and that the leather club's 2 blocks down
dubs and you go take all their condiments wordlessly
>go to some restaurant guy
>tell them guy in pony shirt has his birthday
>ask if they can get him some cake and sing happy birthday
>warn them hes autistic so they have to talk very slow so he can understand
seriously though you need to go up to them and discord is best pony....>:)
Yes walk over their and silently take their condiments OP
Bronies are not people. That person is clearly not an 11 year old girl, but a past his prime faggot with his buttlover. A fucking toy and that shirt? You seem to like Asian food, chopstick to the eyesocket, Break his spine over that faggy bench. Destroy that fucking kids doll. Post his agony. Leave.
They ignore society and its standards, they were not beat into logical thinking patterns. They are delusional and deserve pain. The highest of autists, right there with otherkin and feminists.
Do this now.
Get an obvious erecting through your jeans, go and talk to them but keep your crotch just constantly brushing things on the table like salt and pepper, napkins, cutlery. Do this for a while and saying stuff about how you like the show etc. then invite yourself to their table and bring your food over. Start telling them that you can't help it but food is just the best thing in your life. Don't eat. Just start sliding food into your underwear. Ask them "do you want that" constantly with things on their plate like chips and salad and then slide it into your messy underwear. Do this until they cry. If they don't cry. Follow them home, break in while they sleep and rub food filled underwear on their faces.
Let them live there god damn life however they fucking want.
I'm a brony
I would just complain to the manager and have you banned from the restaurant for being completely psychotic.
Do all you faggots live in online fantasy worlds where you think this kinda behavior is permitable?
I would gladly end yours if we crossed paths, you less than shit brony faggot. You are in insult to makind. With countless people with worth and value dying because of wars, psychotic kids and virus', you insult the gift of life with your very existence you cock loving brony bitch. All that cum your mother drank in her party years and SOMEHOW you slipped to be here today.
Just die. The world will be one less piece of shit lighter. And the world will rejoice.
...what more can you do to them that they haven't already done to themselves?
Let them eat their meal peaceably so long as they keep to themselves. Of course, since it's bronies we're talking about they simply wont be able to resist coming over to your table to show off their favorite girl's cartoon characters because obviously everything is about my little pony. In this event old school nerd justice is called for; I suggest a good old fashioned swirley. It's just assault enough to put a freak in his place, just plausibly deniable enough to keep you out of jail.
Restaurants can ban anyone for any reason.
Seriously, I am starting to realize that the people who throw fits bout bronies and what have you are probably the most autistic mother fuckers around since they think that they need to perform some sort of edgey street justice on a subculture because they aint cool enough for you.
Seriously, fucking grow up
Op here. Had to run. Will upload video when home.
it's permissible you fucking retard
and who cares if it is? you really think that would stop him from doing something like that?
>aw i better not do that, they might tell on me and get me kicked out of the restaurant
i'd still do it, that shit would be funny as fuck
>go to staff toilets
>wait patiently with your cheesewire
>Subdue/kill first member of staff who enters
>take their clothes and change into them
>go behind counter
>back of the establishment to where the manager can be found
>hide under desk or in wardrobe waiting for perfect moment
>Step out and strange manager to death, cheesewire optional.
>Change into managers clothes
>Go back out into the dining area
>Walk up to MLP table
>"I'm sorry but I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
that's what makes you a fucking autistic loser. Seriously, that is how you get your jollies off? Making a fool of yourself in a restaurant? Do we have to put you at the children's table and make you drink from a sippy cup because you cant behave like a normal human being and eat your meal in peace without going ape shit on people you dont like "fur the lulz"?
Nah. It's just the incredible amount of copy pasta on this board has conditioned you to feel familiar with literally every thread. So now that there's the tiniest shred of OC, and frankly OC of a topic that's been spammed on /b/ maybe ore than any other, you got the vu.
So many brony fags right now. Kekking hard. Here, have a pussy /b/
Itt: a bunch of underage edgelords and a couple people who have actually matured somewhat. Say what you want, all you faggots wanting to fuck with someone due to their differences are the truly autistic ones here.
I'm still really confused about this "Brony" shit...
- "Males" actually watch My Little Pony?
- Adults watch My Little Pony?
- They consider themselves normal and not only are they Not in the "closet" about it, they actually clique with others like them.
What is wrong with the newer Generation?? God I'm Old an Old Fag (And PROUD to be)
>doesn't read the thread
>doesn't realize OP has already left the restaurant
>thinks hit man is a good game
>thinks his shitty hit man reference was funny
Go eat a brownie you fat fuck
Why I dont get invited to parties?
I have a fucking job and I am currently going to school for my bachelors. I have a wife. I don't "get invited to parties" because I'm not a teenager anymore and I am busy with my real life.
I feel real fucking sorry for you if you think that living to the fullest is getting banned from restaurants and "going to parties"
I know how you feel. I was at the arcade and no fucking joke, a 2 morbidly obese fedora wearing neckbeards walk in. One of them even has the legendary rainbow dash fedora, and th other one has a plain black fedora with rainbow dash and pinkie pie pins on it. They were playing Japanese songs on DDR. Fuck that arcade.
>waaaawaaaa someone doesn't like hitman
>waaaaaaawaaaa but it's my fav
>waawaaaaaaaa all I do is swim in brownies all day
>I don't even like the chocolate ones
Your a sick fuck and a piece of shit and you should feel bad.
im still wondering what he did that made him have to run from them.
Because its fucking sad. Sad on your part, that is. Maybe someday someone will come fuck your evening up because they dont like your shirt or wtfever. When you fucking spew spaghetti everywhere and cry like the immature little failed abortion you are, maybe, just maybe, youll understand and grow a little bit.
>I am busy with my real life
>posting intensely buttblasted posts on /b/
You're not happy at home, are you? Your life just seems like the same thing, day in, day out.
You and your wife are having troubles, aren't you?
You feel the void growing bigger and deeper. The love is dead.
> restaurants can ban anyone for any reason
> opens up restaurant
> bans black people for being black
> restaurant shut down
Turns out restaurants can't actually ban people for any reason. Even if they were, they would not bother banning someone with salad in his undies because a fag brony asked them to.
the betas pulled out their katanas and fucked him up
>thinking partying is only for teenagers
wow i feel bad for you now
just because you have a "real life" that means you can't still have fun like partying?
poor guy.. you were one of those people who grew up thinking that as you get older life becomes harder and once you're an adult you can't still have fun like when you were younger, and that's just the way life is so you just went with it
i don't envy the midlife crisis YOU'RE going to experience later on in life..
I don't like any brownies though.. And hitman is far from best game it's just an alright game for actually having to use your brain a bit and figure out how to do shit without blowing your cover. You couldn't handle it. Stick to minecraft and cod.
And I do feel bad. For you.
Okay you sir are an idiot. If you are being disruptive (shoving food down your pants) and other patrons complain the restaurant will and can ask you to leave and ban you. Do you live in real life? Are you so lonely in your parents basement that you don't understand why that might get you banned?
Not a brony. Never even seen the show. Its autistic as fuck imo, as are the adult fans who love it. However, man up and learn to leave people in peace. Theyre not affecting you in any way at all. Leave them be.
uh huh, you know, if they are still making idiots of themselves at restaurants they are still children.
You know, those are the type of people that he rest of your better off family gets together at the family reunion and when they are brought up they just say "you know, whatever makes them happy"
honestly, to the rest of the world, you are the person we are cringing at.
i and and my friends went to london last summer and while we were trippin on mdma middle of nowhere we saw brony fags going home from some kind of mlp party they were talking about. faggots had mlp costumes but these costumes were covered in blood as soon as we literally REKT them.
My right hand never been swellen up like after we stomped those faggots into asphalt.
this was fucking massacre, police still looking who did this. but they never find us.
feels so good man, one day i can tell storys to my children how we beat brony faggots to hospital.
>Picking on bronies is sad
Not half as sad as being a grown man watching MLP
Not half as sad as being a grown man wearing a MLP shirt
Not half as sad as a grown man taking a MLP stuffed toy to a restaurant with him
Not half as sad as a GROWN MAN taking any kind of STUFFED TOY with him ANYWHERE.
Everything about that one guy with the shirt is spaghetti. That is, he does not know how to fit in and behave appropriately in the society he lives in. Either because his autism stops him being able to actually see how his behavior is not acceptable, or because he is a sociopath.
Well, I never said that they make themselves an idiot at restaurants. I just said, that you could get invited to parties even though you have a family and are 20+. Other type of Parties than as Teenagers sure, but you don't have to spend the rest of your weekends at home with your family
uh huh, in the meantime enjoy your minimum wage job because you cant be bothered with responsibilities because you are too busy living life! YER!
I feel sorry for your mother that you refuse to grow up and want to be a child forvever. It must be a burden for everyone to have to take care of you
I like minecraft I've built some pretty sick shit on that game like a room for room reconstruct of the Spencer Estate from Resident Evil 1. Cod is total wank though. Best selling doesn't mean shit except that it appeals to the majority of people and the average intelligence is low which means half are even dumber than average and thus this game that appeals to the majority can't be mentally challenging and must be easy for even idiots to play. That's probably why most people on it are 14 year olds and girl gamers.
>implying OP wasn't with the bronies the whole time
You motherfuckers are gullible as fuck.
So, let me get this straight.
You are 32 right?
your kids are old enough that they can take care of themselves without supervision or at least minimal.
Which kinda infers that that they are around... 8ish at least.
Which implies you knocked a girl up at around... 24?
that is more sad then anything
what if op is kill all along
So many brony faggots in this thread
>we watch a show for little girls
>we collect all the toys and gear
>we fap furiously to anime ponies
>all of us are nerdy as fuck
>were totally normal
>you're just "haters"
Brony fags always use the word "haters"
Nope. That;s how the world works. It's a dog eat dog world. Natural selection means the weak die off. Evolution and best adapted to their environment will survive.
Actually it is. What you don't realize in your self-pitying victim complex, is when you behave in a way like that and people give you shit really they are just trying to condition you to behave normally and not make yourself a target. Really they are trying to do you a favour but you're too busy feel sorry for yourself to understand that.
When someone said you smelt like shit at school? They we're telling you to shower so people wouldn't think you smelled like shit.
When someone made fun of you for carrying a teddy around with you at the age of 20 something, taking it to a restaurant, it was because you're a grown man and that shit makes you look retarded.
Nigger I don't even know what the fuck you are doing but 24 is a perfectly reasonable ago to have a child. That's right around the time you start making decent money if you aren't a fuckup or doing post grad stuff.
No. They're unkind. The "Truly autistic" ones are the grown men watching ponies, fixating on "friendship muh power of friendship" like little girls, and buying stuffed toys and taking them out in public with them. Truly. Autistic.
>mfw i live comfortably with my girl even with a shitty job
>mfw my mom is well into her 40's and still parties with friends/coworkers/relatives
>mfw she and her husband both have full time jobs and provide for their kid yet they still are able to party and have a good time
>mfw you feel bad for my mom cuz i want to be a child forever when she's actually doing the same thing and enjoying it
>mfw me and my mom are probly happier and have more fun with our lives than you'll ever be or have with yours cuz you're gonna be too stressed with "real life"
>mfw you think you know me and my family's lives and make so many wrong assumptions that you are just proving how stupid you are
lol well at least you tried bro, i'm gonna leave now
try not to lose any sleep over this stuff
ayy lmao you motherfucker
Not the guy who married at 18. But
My father was 50 when I was born
I'm now just 24 and he is 74. I expect him to die soon. I think it is the best to get children at the 20's. So you can spend enough time with them and maybe die when you are 40+ because to have old parents is always bad
>making fun of ponyfags
Even my fandom isn't that retarded
Nope. That would also be autistic and make you a target. I know how to behave normally in society because I'm not a sheltered, autistic manchild like some.
Also you don't know what edgy means. Obvious damagecontrol is obvious. Stay buttflustered.
No one will tell me that because no one knows I use this website. You are also on the same website so are you saying you feel you are a failure?