Hi /b/, I was fingering my girlfriend just now and I felt something hard inside of her. She ended up getting it out of her, but it is freaking both of us out.
Could I get someone's expertise?
There's no way it's a miscarriage dipshits.
There would be blood in there.
idk what the fuck that is, but my wife had three miscarriages and she would bleed for at least a month during them.
that's not a miscarriage
>MFW OP probably stuck some piece of weird garbage up his girlfriend's pussy
>MFW OP is trolling everyone
>they weren't expecting
>vaginas bleed all the time when you're not expecting
>"oh fuck, my fucking vagina is fucking bleeding, surely it's a sign of crisis and not a fucking period"
put it in the ground and water it, see what grows out of it.
It is a fucking miscarriage, you uneducated peasant. The body simply ''doesn't know'' yet. Give it 1-2 weeks or w/e and OP's GF will bleed like a slaughtered goat.
Fuck off normie scum
Also this >>586329406
Its something that grew in her and started decomposing. The body started covering it in calcium to seal it off - then it dislodged and you dragged it out and posted it on the internet,.
You found her G-Spot, good job OP!
Now put it back in
JESUS FUCK MAN I'M NOT EVEN AFRAID OF SPIDERS BUT FUCK
That's an octopus egg dude. You should pop it back inside, feed her well and wait a few years. She'll die but it'll be worth it when your beautiful new baby arrives. Congratulations you're a cephalopod!
I can tell you for a fact it's chlamydia. A girl i know had that and she had the same issue- thought it was a miscarriage.
She went to the gyn and they did some tests and it was chlamydia .
You both should get tested, it's curable
it looks like a kidney stone.
it'sa semen stone. it forms as an effect of two types of sperm mixing. if you didn't know, semen consists of variety of sperm cell types. only a fraction of them is capable of insemination. other ones are just support. Some of them are designed to fight other sperm from other men that can be around. If this happens in a vagina, something like this little bugger is formed.
your gf is cheating on you
i'm 90% sure it's just a kidney stone.
but you still might got to the clinic, because chlamydia sometimes leaves hard deposits if untreated.
you and her should both get tested.
but don't freak out. it's curable if you do have it.
also don't freak out, because it looks closer to a kidney stone than chlamydia.
source is my sister is a nurse and i showed her this thread.
I coughed up one of those once. It was a hard lump of dried up phlegm, mucous and a little blood that was lodged at the back of my throat. OP, were you just fingering my throat?
dont worry guy, its LE EBIN FIGHT CLUB MEME!!!! nothing to give two shits about, let the epic memeboys mcswag post that shit all day long, it makes them feel good
>i'm not sure if he actually thinks women piss from their bellybuttons
Something calcified. Vaginal calculus.
Take it to a gynecologist.
If that's a miscarriage it's long dead. At least months for it to calcify to that degree. No bleeding, it died long ago.
Cases exist, google urethrovaginal fistula.
IT'S NOT A KIDNEY STONE YOU TARDS!!!!
The vagina is not where the urethra is. A females urethra is just above the vaginal opening.
Just cuz I don't know what it is; doesn't mean I don't know what it isn't.
I can tell you it's not an apple also. Still don't know what it is....
Does that mean his wife's pussy rock is an apple cuz I couldn't tell you what it is?
the stone can still get into the vagina you stupid fuck.
yes it comes out of the urethra.
but unlike piss this is a solid mass.
and in her panties and especially under a pad it can get lodged into the vagina.
HOW DO I LOGIC? GURR HURR
Girlfriend here, I dont have chlamydia, I was tested a few months ago and I've only been with my boyfriend since then. Ive never been pregnant my menstrual cycle is normal and always on time so. No idea what the hell came out of my vagina. Im just gonna say I can make pearls and not worry about it until something bad happens.
Hey newfriend ... Are you aware that the options field is the only one that needs to have "sage" put in it.
Moving forward pls don't say
>sage in all the fields
it makes you look like a moron