He plays yugioh and is obessesed with Dark Magician.
> Hey look at me look at me! I am clearly mentally disabled and I'll put a photo of my friend that I think is pathetic but the truth is im the worst beta faggot piece of shit on this gayearth and I shoud kill myself.
Also he has a dog. Better than you fat rancid swine in any sense
You seem you lost your dear may mays dumpettine, why not back to your heart place?
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you rancid swine? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
Bas the hedgehog
I'm ashamed of my species
Of course it is, do you think I'm going to actually watch that shit like some kind of faggot? Fuck off. I actually did unmute it for a moment and got: "Because Pewdiepie was probably born around the same time Hitler died--" I really couldn't bear to hear the rest. I'm weak.
Continued - I carried on watching. Fuck!
She keeps brushing her hair! "Hitler died around the time Pewdiepie was born."
She really doesn't like the Germans.
Watch her other videos, guys. Seriously. She's a fucking bat-shit, top drawer, A-grade nutter.
Mines sponsored and shit
his voice, the way he looks, his fanbase of 12 yr olds, this man is cringey as fuck
It wasn't hard to find at all. It was like the third result upon typing "Pewdiepie" and "Ebola" in a search. I'm surprised no one else knows about her. Granted she's only been around for 3 months now, but hey, she has 128 whole subs.
I have to say I wouldn't have thought to search those two things. She's hilariously crazy, though.
It'll be funny right up to the point she actually does something. Once she crosses the line from talking to action it's going tp be a complete clusterfuck.
Hot girlfriend/No problems/Nice life/Youtube channel which could easily make him a millionaire. 0/10 uncringeable.
Pewdiepie himself isn't cringey, his fanbase and 'Youtube' channel is. Then again, with the highest subscriber rate on Youtube, what the fuck do you expect?
My sister called some bitch at our highschool this right before kicking her ass. God I love my little sister :3 so vicious to others and so nice to me. Thanks for making me recall a good memory.
The best is when you are taking an honors english class for fun and the English majors in the class can't do correct grammar. There are idiots everywhere. I was out with my family today and people were smoking two feet away from a sign that said "no smoking in this area". Then the officer near them walked over, looked at the sign, looked at them and kicked their stupid asses out. It was beautiful. I love Irvine, California.
Omfg i laughed a bit
>hurrdurr they was smoking the tobacco they are gonna kill me with their smoke im so glad barney feif came over and kicked them out hurrdurr
You are the cancer killing this once great state.
Two girls around his arms and wearing a suit.
You're the one sitting on /b/ calling THAT cringe.
commenting about cod is not cringe
take that dick out of my mouth pls
left one is his sister, right one his cousin
holy shit yes, how did I not see it before
>implying a little COD on the side isn't healthy for everyone
A casual FPS with people to troll. What else is there in life?
>sorry thought you wanted to chill guess not
Every damn time.
I hope he fucking black holes your ass into the graveyard, pot of greeds his hand, then summons slifer the sky dragon to ass rape your life points because you are a tremendous faggot.
absolutely no tactics, teamwork or realism, the matches just end up being a bunch of faggots running around, jumping around corners doing 360's, 720's, quickscoping, knife killing
and I am talking about cods that were released after World at War
It's a casual FPS. There's no tactics teamwork or realism in Battlefield either unless you try for it. Not every game has to be super hardcore realism, or else we wouldn't have the Metal Gear games, which are great.
pic related is the last stage of the friendzone: when you are so needy and pathetic that your female "friend" starts to mock you. i bet a week later after that event she startet to crying on his shoulder again, rinse and repeat
So has she never even thought of what it would feel like?
Regardless of sexual attraction, doesn't she want to know? When I was a kid my parents never let me drink pop. I wasn't sexually attracted to it, but I wanted to know what it tasted like, so I tasted it. Fucking delicious. I wonder if she has ever thought "I should have sex with this guy who is with me despite the fact that I don't feel sexual attraction."
Tl;dr she's a dumb bitch with no desire to experience anything, or to do anything for her boyfriend.
RIP in peace that guy's penis.
we only smoke good kush , and we can rape you any day faggot
this bitch is just nuts thats all, saw her youtube vids. and he is too beta to even try fucking her, so he got friendzoned so hard he doesn't even know that he got friendzoned
This is rather sad.
This child is probably weak and often picked on. He can't do anything about it because he is weak. He probably never talks to anyone about it, and if he does they either shoot him down or ignore him. With no knowledge of conflict resolution of any kind, and the inability to stand up for himself he has a lot of unresolved anger and frustration towards his bullies and the adults who we are lead to believe will help and protect us, but have done nothing.
He's created this persona as a way of feeling better about himself. This version of him is strong and capable of defending himself, or exacting revenge which would resolve his anger.
He'll most likely grow up to have low self confidence and sever social issues. He might even grow up emotionally stunted as a direct biproduct of his unresolved anger.
What a shame.
yeah. Forcefeed her sauerkraut and bratwurst. Maybe dunk her in a bath of cheese fondue.
Seriously though nice going bro. You better go blitzkrieg on that pussy. And thank your grandfather for his service
Every time my girlfriend's dad flipped out on me about something small, I would just think to myself "yep, I fucked your daughter. She sucked my dick. That innocent little girl you nurtured and loved is now getting fucked by me on a regular basis."
Nor/mlp/erson here.. I dont have that much to post since on my phone but I'll deliver what I can
the sadest thing is that your parents made you a loser, they abused you and so trained you to be a victim. then these kids either become bullys themselves or start to hide in a fantasy world
"I am not a fan of online play"
I dont know why but whnever I hear this it just ircs me. Its like saying "I like playing videogames, but I'm not good enough to actually compare myself against anything that matters"
Tormod the hedgehog
also, Marth is my main in ssbb.
Ebay, replica sites. Heres what you do
>order uniform from replica site
>wait until shes alone in her house
>kick open the door
>charge in and blow a whistle in her face
>shout "Time to get processed Frauline!!"
>blow whistle at her butthole
>carry her upstairs
>put your stalhelm on her and chase her around the room with an officers sword
>hit it with your panzerfaust
If he were truly her boyfriend, he'd let him fuck her because HE desires it and she doesn't care. Just like I'd let a chick take me to Red Lobster because she thinks it's fancy but I don't care.
If she actively rejects his sexual advances it's not because she feels NO sexual desire, it's because she feels ANTI-desire, either for him or for all men.
Like can you actually imagine waking up every morning to that fat disgusting mess and thinking "yeah, I'm doing great."
How would you have not killed yourself if this was the zenith of your romantic conquests?
my cringe factor has reached an all time level