How do I leave my parents' house and go as far as possible in the unknown wide world without money or any kind of equipment and infrastructure? What's the minimum least I need to have and do in order to survive until I get a job and an income. I'm 25. No education, no experience.
obviously get a low requierements job, save 1k and leave to eitehr south america or asia or even africa those are countires in which you can survie for a long time with litte funds.
i live in switzerland you won't last a month here with only 1k...
Black cockaroni is superabundant
1) Become a nigger, rob people for money to live on
2) Apply for muh welfares
Also, I'm doubting you are 25, probably some middle school kid that is mad at his parents for telling him to go to school.
well just consider that getting into those countries is not just a matter of crossing borders. if you seek adventure in travel those countries dont really offer you that much without money.
dont get me wrong you can make it but it is probably easier to go into the other direction, just dont be delusional and think you'll malke it somehow without financial security.
but if you are really serious about it save as much as possible every month for about half a year, then sell all you've got and leave. point on a globus somewhere and just go...
Friend of mine went to New Zealand without a penny. He "survived" easily 6 months and went back home.
He worked on Fruitfields collecting kiwi and shit. At first he was living just from tomato soup and washed himself in some public beach bathrooms. After he had enough money to buy a shitty car he drove through the whole country and worked for farmers till he felt like he had built something. He sold his car and bought a Tickets back home.
>go from place to place
>get some job at every place
>find nice people who will let you sleep in their houses and maybe give you some food
i know people who do things like that, i met a french guy who went from sanfrancisco to patagonia without money
motherfucker convinced a friend to give him some of our food
also a way to travel is by couch surfing. also if you have good grades go to a Uni in Norway or sone place like that where they'll pay your living expenses and you'll be able o travel some. Au pair also offers something similar with living with families and teaching their chihldren english.
go be a scuba diving teacher off the eastern coast of africa. its all travelrs and honeymooners.
live it up, and intermingle with lots of different people that constantly get refreshed.
save 2grand, and ur new life awaits
I would commit suicide. World is too scary and I've gotten too used to being given everything so I can't survive on my own. I would not be able to do things like go shopping or set up accounts to pay bills or set up garbage removal account, pay taxes, vote, etc. If I got a bill in the mail, I'd have no idea what to do. Just put some money in an envelope and send it off somewhere? I couldn't talk on the phone with anyone because I have never had an adult conversation. I'd probably start talking about penises and cumshots and saying nonsense like I'm shitposting on here.
I have to kill myself before I get dumped out in the world due to death of parents. I'm 36 and have never had a job and I've always lived at home
Thanks for the opinions all. I guess it's a no go. I'll try to make it here.
Yeah, sorry about that.
Sounds like a plan. Good luck. Pic related.
Yes, niggers all always up for having their dicks sucked
You sound pretty coherent here. If you can learn to maintain this flow of logic and rhetoric when speaking with real people you should be able function at some basic level. I mean, you're obviously not retarded. It's a matter of confidence. I feel pretty much the same, but I'm younger. By the time I'm your age I'll probably be a totally ruined if I don't change something. The only thing that keeps me from an heroing is the little drama I'd cause with my folks.
No my brain is not capable of doing these things. I know what they are intellectually and abstractly but can't actually do these things. I'm used to staying up all night every night and then sleeping randomly throughout the day and just jacking off for hours and then listening to music for hours and taking long baths. Can't make the adjustment. Gotta die
Join the military, and get stationed overseas. Work as an IT or something, so when your done with service, you'll have work experience that you can actually use.
That or get a CDL and become a truck driver.
Yet you have acces to internet. A person who is capable of using the internet has to be able to do the most basic tasks daily life requires and get a stupid job like moving heavy things from one place to another or cleaning up stuff.
haha i went to my cousins graduation from boot camp in Great Lakes, Chicago was pretty cool he said boot camps easy even swimming just dont be a nigger kick your feet bro you can do it or join the air force but army is shit trash food
When I was a kid I dreamed of becoming an FBI agent. When I was about to finish highschool, one my teacher recommended me to try the Police Academy. I started learning and preparing for the exams but then I change my mind and applied for something I couldn't handle and which I dropped out of shortly. Some aquaintances also suggested the army a couple of times. I also had a childhood friend and neighbour who signed up to it last year. Maybe that's my destiny.
Shittier than Hungar?
This is Gabor. He started hitchhiking in Austria, went to Gibraltar, then to Jamaica, then to USA, then through Canada and to Alaska, and now is on his way to Patagonia. He's in Mexico now I guess.
How about you try and ask him he does he do it?
I have been in the same boat as OP for a while now. I have managed to walk from one city to another on the concept of beating boredom. Only problems involved with it is lack of funds to keep going. Only way I can think of it going better is joining a group. Worst case scenario for me is taking an unregistered motorcycle on my last suicide run to a location picked out on a map prior. I will either ride until I run out of gas or the cops pull me up for breaking the law thereby ruining my run and possibly being charged and sentenced for doing so. Just need a gun to make it a ride worth doing.
So am I. I met someone who flew me out to another country and was going to hook up a job with a gaming company but things fell through and it turned out they were a Narcissistic-Sociopath :(
I doubt you have the guts or the determination to realize your dreams.I'll give you some suggestion anyway:
1. find out what you would like to do in life a gather information about where in the world this activity can pay back
2. train in such activity...if you have low salary expectation you are more likely to receive training from skilled people
3. build up a network of relationship wih people that may help you
Just move to Germany or Norway and do shit jobs cuz they pay a shit ton compared to eastern european ones. I moved from lithuanishit to Germany and then got an education and am now earning 15k euro for programming even tho i don't even work a full week.
Haha as long as them nigga dicks pay for it business is business. Then get a job later on after renting a room or bedsit maybe flipping burgers to regain a slight shred of dignity left to you and take it from there.
I always wanted to learn German, cause I like philosophy and wanted to read Kant in the original. I'd love to end up somewhere in Hitlerland.
Yeah, if I hadn't had a guts problem probaly I wouldn't be here and like this right now.
Believe me, Germany is the tits. All you need to know before you get a decent job is fluent english. And since you are writting here I assume you know it (which already makes you better then half of the slavshits). Best pay to work ratio ever.
I've been to Germany too. I've also been to a few Scandinavia countries and their culture is arguably better, not sure though. 15k would be sweet for easy programming, that's basically my dream.
what u need is rice, a cooker, good clothes and iron hard will, and leave everything behind.
i hitchiked across canada 5 times ocean to ocean this way, just dont do such thing in the winter
best feeling ever
Just fucking word a shit job like Panera bread and afford rent with 1 or 2 roommates. You will get so much life experience from this, plus the added benefit of not dealing with your faggot ass panrest
why are you so afraid? you're 36 years old and never had a job so what then? everyone has their first time and it doesn't really matter when. you go out there and start acting your own age. people will help you out and tell you what to do. there are literally instructions for everything on the internet. just go out there and look for a job, you'll notice a huge difference in your life once you get the hang of it