Dudes, who've ever been to prison, tell me about it. Is it like it's shown in movies? Have you got buttsecks there or basically, raped?
Btw, little shit faggots from jails are also welcome itt.
Most prison sex is consensual.
If you're getting raped its not for fun its because someone is making an example of you.
Been a few times. First time i did weekends. Wasnt too bad. I was scared to go obviously and didnt want to hoop drugs. So i ate like 30 oxazepam pills and blacked out the whole three days... apparantly i woke up one night screaming "IM SUPERMAN". Other inmates poored water on me to wake me up... i do remember waking up wondering why i was in an orange jumpsuit... freaked me the fuck out. The nect weekend i hooped oxys and was fine. Everyone just parties all weekend.. funny watching ppl smoke ciggs weed and crack knowing it all came from ppls assholrs. JAIL: MONTEITH ontario canada. Food wad gross.
The women beaters would get bounced. Immediately. One kid about twenty got his shit handed to him while his father was in pc a few dorms down. Guards were laughing. The next weekend they put him back with us. Same thing happened lol.
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Big difference between jail and prison. Been too both. The location really matters. Jail has a lot of people getting moved around and nothing to lose so lots of fights and threats, all sex is consensual, and all "down low brothers" or "undercover brothers"..I was in a dorm with 99 other inmates, at least 70 to 80 at all times were black and all were having some sort of sex with each other..prison is pretty laid back, lots of card games and partying and reading..people just trying to do there time and get out..hustling cigs and drugs for.food just to kill time. Not the worst thing in the world..nj, ,pa, kc, and fl time served..
On my last weekend it was obvious my drug use would kill Kurt Cobain and Chris Farley before 10am so the guards played aa trick on me claiming i was someone else and wouldnt release me.. they kept me another hour.
Oh yea, don't be a child molester or wife beater, your food will have soap detergent in it and you will experience liver failure and seizures..folk nation and Arian brotherhood runs fl prisons
If you're in for a short stint (2 years or less) it's pretty much like going to summer camp. You hang out with your bros all day, work out, eat shitty food, do drugs and yes, fuck like animals. There isn't a lot if rape but it's not unheard of, typically a consensual relationship gone bad. Everyone knows to stay the fuck away from the guys with HIV & herpes so STDs aren't a big deal.
The guys on short time don't mix with the lifers too much unless they're in a gang. there are some cool ones but for the most part they're fucked in the head.
And, yeah. Most of the time you're sitting on your ass, bored as shit waiting for something to happen. I saw a guy get stabbed with a screwdriver once, which was pretty neat. Popped a lung (he lived).
Yea, in county and jail your murders and rapist and things like that are usually on another floor or wing, red jumpsuits in Florida..in prison it's all mixed unless sex offender or gang member.
Little shit faggot from jail reporting in. Been to jail 3 times. It sucks, but it's bearable if your stay is short. Mostly niggers. Also a lot of Native Americans in my area.
You learn about the "courtesy flush" pretty quick. Orange is the New Black is a pretty good example of a lot of it. No buttsecks goin on in the jail when I was in there. My brother's in prison for life. He says there are dudes in there with breast implants. Haven't gotten up the courage to ask him about buttsecks yet, but what I hear is that most of it is consensual.
This here pretty much sums it all up..short timers always starting shit..food is always horrible..it really is like summer camp where you just learn how to break different laws
9 month bid here, went for dumb shit
im a 5'6 white boy with a few tattoos, but rarely got fucked with. in CT everyone's a pussy in jail.
just mind your own and be respectful, guard your boundaries, dont let anyone step on your toes and youll be good. dont be a fucking asshole, and dont be a softie. end of story
What county? As long as your not going to Bradford or Miami Dade you'll survive..Bradford is just so dirty and boring you'll wanna die..run to Jacksonville and.do your time in the duval prison farm, it's like studio 54 lol...
me again, but yeah and no matter what your charges, dont tell people, regardless of the crime it will be used against you.
I was actually gonna start a ask a convict/rso anything thread if you fellas are interested.
Think I'm going to go fuck my girlfriend..drink coffee and smoke cigarettes while eating what ever I want..that's the taste of freedom after prison..it's the little things like fried chicken and a double shot espresso that you miss..everything tastes so different when you get out, still wake up some nights forgetting I'm out..it's weird to wake up free sometimes..
nah none of that shit, there's definitely traps/gays in jail but they dont go forcing shit. if you like dudes, you find other fags and fuck around without co's knowing. No rape, no random ass beatings.
If you get fucked up, you deserved it.
&++ most dudes will make you uncomfortable in the showers, just to piss you off.
It's all we had..an automatic system would mix the bleach and detergent for washing trays..we would save the powder that would come out the hose and save it to put in the trays of sex.offender food..that dorm would get there water and tea pissed in everyday..them boys got fucked with bad..a couple died after I left
I've never been to prison, just jail for DUIs and a cop trumping up an assault charge (said I made him fear for his life).
It's actually my stepbrother, so we're not biologically related. His life wasn't going that great and he was getting depressed. He was engaged to be married to this chick and she changed her mind. He flipped out and stabbed her to death.
I was pretty mad at him about it for a while, but after going to jail and getting a taste of what he's living through I had a change of heart. I write to him a lot now.
Its almost worse being a guard, there was a new guy once who was friendly and shit and basically talked to an inmate about their families outside.
Inmate got a guy on the outside to Doxx the guard and basically said his niggers will kill his family if he doesn't do him favors now
Very white, who the fuck doesn't love fried.chicken? Spent my last sixty days planning out what I was gonna eat and what drugs and who was gonna fuck, when I got out all that mattered was that mother fucking popeyes chicken!
Yea totally..you'll learn real quick the one drawback of being white..niggers are going to be swinging dick all day and no matter how hard you try not.to your.gonna see it...dudes gunning off in the showers, the smell of niggers shit...pretty good reasons to stay of cuffs
My ex girlfriend was in prison once, but she kept writing, because I was the only one who did not give a damn about what she did ( stealing a car for gambling money).
She told me she got harrased by other inmates. The visitor room in the woman prison is just a bunch of tables, where inmates and visitors culd walk freely(after a cop searched pockets and stuff), it was open, everyone could sit anywhere. Even there she got harrased, by a look. and a silent "ssst" (with the finger and the knive to the troath gesture) . that moment I walked to the bully. and grabbed her hair, could smash her face 4 times to the table with her hair before the officers got me.
Never seen that much blood and crying people and even a few laughing inmates , my ex girlfriend gave me a smile when the prison guards escorted me out, in her latest letter she told me nobody even dared to look at her wrongly and made a lot of friends.
I got 120 hours of comunity service and 1 week in prison for beating up the fat bitch who harrassed my ex-girlfriend.
Yeah, the penalties are a joke here.
COUNTY JAIL, OK : 8 Months for Obstruction of an Officer, (Farce charge. I had an attitude with an Officer who was yelling at me, this was the charge. I was being prosecuted for one year in prison. I accepted 8 months.)
I was 18 at the time, just finished Highschool and was working. I had a bad relationship, (I never hit her.) broke it off with the girl, and the girl began dating a LEO. I was fucked.
My eight months was an absolute fucking nightmare. We had two meals a day if we were lucky. It was mostly Dinner only, or just a lunch for the day.
During the eight months, I saw the outside only once. We were typically on 24 hour lockdown.
Cell was very small, about the size of a closet. 20 - 30 people to a very small cell. We literally slept ontop of another.
Staff, and other infectors were abundant. TB was a very common one. Typically wake up to find 3 - 10 people dead every other week.
Contacting the Jailers was a major no-no. If you did so, "bothering them", you spent the next week to a month, or even the rest of your sentence in isolation. We've had people starve to death because other inmates would steal food.
It depends on the Jail. Some are good, some are bad. The Jail I was in was accused several times of human-rights violations, but they never went any where. The Jail was since knocked down after a fire. I still get randomly nervous at times, scared shitless when speaking to an Officer, eat like no tomorrow, etc.
It's like a dead body of an animal in the sun..you never forget the smell of 50 yard apes coming in from sweating there balls off playing in the yard and taking a shit...no deodorant, no shower, just a long no wipe nigger shit...that's a smell you never forget
like i said, if they know youre a newfag to jail they will hollar at you, joke around bust your balls anbout your body and shit. typical high school shower scene. all in all you're all in the same position so fellas make it go by.
>when you get to jail, grow a fucking sense of humor, or have a horrible horrible time.
Well, OP, I did 56 months in Missouri Dept. of Corrections. As far as sex goes, there are so many queens in the joint willing to give it away (overwhelmingly nig nogs, but I digress) that you don't really have to worry about rape. Caveat: I was in a minimum security facility, can't speak for max. So, to answer your question, for me anyway, the joint is NOTHING like you see in the movies.
Totally true, did county time in Jackson, Kansas city, it was he'll, mdoc was easy..where ever you are if you want trouble it will.find you..you want sex it will happen..want.to be left alone and not.fucked with, mind your business, learn to play spades, and don't go back. It's the boredom that is the worst thing to fear
Well said sir, CT only has levels, 2,3,4
level 3 is 90@ level 3, which is usually leave for chow, 4-5 hours a day out of your cell and you're allowed antenna tv
level 4 is your 1%
23 hours in and 1 out with rolling showers while youre shackled, rec time is solitary
level 2 is your dorms, large dorm/bunk environment smoking allowed, easiest but worst. best chance of physical confrontation, but most people are on the going home stage
Not prison but i been to jail. Some interesting shit.
Cops had official "gang leaders" who were in control of an entire race. They would talk to if they needed shit down.
Gang leader would give you a heads up on shit you needed to do.
1 faggot can get the entire block in trouble. But that 1 faggot would get his shit kick in by everyone if he did.
In jail people weren't that racist. They were but you could talk to people of other races every once in a while.
Its FUCKING BORING. I was so fucking bored my and this mexican gang banger were playing "guess what movie it is" for 2 hours straight to kill time.
If someones jerking off at night you do not say shit unless you want to fight that fucker.
Just a few interesting stuff.
There is an internet computer in a comunity room, but only for reading headlines news, 90% of content is blocked. You can use it to write letters to lawyers, or home .
There is a store, where you can buy soap, magazines, newspapers, cigarettes, carbonated drinks. and chewinggum. You can order other stuff once a week( crisps, dried sausage or other snacks). it is bought by an officer, so you really need to keep him a friend (if you knwo what I mean)
Everyone can rent a tv for his room. headphones are obligatory. nobody wants to hear noise from someone else.
The unwritten 'keep silent hour' rule after dinner is for spotting the guards, so we know where they are and can do things not ment for daylight (smugglers hour).
Every prisoner has his own cell, but is not allowed to keep all his property in his 'bedroom' there are lockers outside. cells need to be clean and tidy 24/7 like in the army. But that ios not really a punishment.
last year, they closed a prison, because there is a lack of prisoners. There are 8500 long term proisoners today ( 5 years or longer ) We have two guards for every prisoner. in total most working parttime.
I was wondering if you can use a computer for coding in prison(USA)?
these 3 rules made me a lot of friends
-Always be honest to other inmates
-If someone touches your frend beat him up
-Never seen anything happen, even if it is your worst enemy who did something
I call bs. Prison "guards" refer to themselves as correctional officers. And what we call the thumper days ended in like the 80's. Unless you mean getting a lock in a sock by other inmates.
Spent a year in prison, my first 3 months was in solitude. I went crazy within those 3 months because I didn't have anyone to talk to nor any roommates, then they put my in GP and my time went by fast as hell. Those 3 months felt like 3 years.
Fuck no. I wouldn't touch any of them with a ten foot pole. Not saying it doesn't happen, but usually the investigator finds out about it pretty quickly and if a person gets caught they face up to 4 years in prison. And it's not always men. The last one I'm aware of was a female who got tangled up with a female offender.
UK here, I did two years.
My own cell, TV, playstation, movies, cell phone, access to the internet. Library, gym, pool table, football.
I stabbed a guy in the face with his keys. Some days I look back and wish I played more crash bandicoot.
Are yall fuckin dumb?
I actually watched a guy like that during the academy. They interviewed him after he knocked somebody up and asked him his methods. They prey on the weak and people that are too strict/too lax.
They can't have Ukranians on the internet running around telling the world that the media is chatting shit about everything that is going on in their country.
The government needs to lie and you guys make it really difficult sometimes...
That's a good one, I have no idea. I try to avoid conversations like that with inmates. Women inmates are notorious for trying to get officers fired and I would prefer to keep my job heh.
I've been in 2 English jails, Reading young offenders and Winchester prison.
Jail is shite, pure shite, thankfully i only spent a few months in each.
It was the tedium of it all that i hated most, it was mainly quite chilled in there, you only really get trouble if you ask for it or are a complete pussy.
Keeping distance is a good idea, only talk to people if you have somehing they want, and they have something you want. And be the silent guy. Silent guys with a poker face are mostly avoided.
>My own cell, TV, playstation, movies, cell phone, access to the internet. Library, gym, pool table, football.
Jesus that sounds like normal life. Pic is the type of cell in the prison I would stay in if I step out of line again. I'm white...
I was a month in when this little nigger about 4 foot tall came into our block. His name was Shakdeek or some fucked up thing idk.
Anyways we called him Shaq Dick.
Bitched and complained for two days. Stayed in his bunk and whined like a faggot. It's typical for some but no one wants to hear it. Everyone's doing time. No one cares about yours.
Well a week goes by and dudes settled in. Gotten a short rep for being a whiney bitch but thats it.
Finally one day we wake up to "WHAT THE FUCK" someone had stolen J Pimple's laffy taffy. Everyone had their suspicions but no one really had any idea.
skipping ahead a bit.. I had no money for commissary.. but everyone else did.. I asked everyone but Shaq Dick if i could look through their stuff while they were gone.
It was there where i found J Pimples laffy taffy wrapper. Banna flavored. When Shack Dick was confronted about the wrapper. his reply was "I am allergic to bananas."
He was a labeled a thief ever since.